My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you

>>35072127
Hoodie enthusiast here. How does that Chad wear a hat backwards without the visor jutting into the hood? Anytime I've tried that combo it never works.

>>35072478
He cut off the bill just to be effay

>>35072127
>8th grade camping trip
>everyone having snowball fight
>chad not participating, just laughing
>chad throws a fuckhuge snowball at some asian kid everyone likes
>everyone starts going apeshit on chad
>WHAT THE FUCK DUDE, PHENG IS COOL AS FUCK WHATS YOUR PROBLEM
>tries feebly to defend himself
>ends up getting buried
did anyone else go to school with a 'big for nothing'/failed chad?

this faggot was already like 5'11 then and I noticed whenever he was getting ranked on hard he'd start yelling about how stupid it was, or if someone wanted to fight him he'd just try to laugh it off and say a teacher would see

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>>35072478
Wear the hat at an angle friebdo

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>>35072127
>You are everything bad in the world.
I'm speaking for myself here when I say: no, no I'm not.

>Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy?
Yes.

>I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level.
Where are you going with this? Didn't you just make fun of virgins in your previous statement? What?

>This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Seriously? Who does this when there's as much porn floating around as there is?

>Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect.
>t. high school Brad

>I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"?
I was the star receiver that won us the championship game. States champion in wrestling. Gold medalist in track in field (100m, 200m, 400m, long, triple, and high jumps) that won us the championship. I went to a D1 school. The list goes on.

>I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash).
And I dropped out of high school and have three successful businesses. Grades don't matter. Oh, and your girlfriend will break up with you to sleep with older men when she goes off to college. Just an FYI.

>You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Ladies first.

>>35072127
Is the hook polished? Yep.
Do we have enough line? Indeed.
Oh shit, we forgot the bait.
>see thread
Oh, thanks Anon!

>>35073218
> Posting on a board for robots when ANY of those things are true

>>35073376
Honestly? My little brother is legitimately autistic and he comes here and wrongplanet, so I figured I'd try to connect with him on some level through a vain attempt at understanding what he enjoys / does.

Admittedly, I don't get it.

>>35073218
Cant even tell if this is counter bait

>>35073563
It really isn't unfortunately.

>>35072127
ay dang Mr. Robot really got that thing goin' for him.
What a little sun can change on him.

>>35072127
>All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures
184lbs, 6'0". 130 IQ. I get along with a lot of people and they're pretty chill.
>Have any of you ever gotten any pussy?
No, because I'm celibate? I'd rather wait till marriage than burn in hell. Enjoy being a chad while you can faggot.
>What sports do you play
Soccer (Aka football), Football (American verson), and Pro Gaming.
>I also get straight A's
Probably from cheating, you look as dumb as you're attractive
>And have a banging hot girlfriend (she just blew me)
Sodomy. Hope you enjoy hell along with her. Also I don't care.
>im pretty much perfect
Your eyes look like a down syndrome child and your jawline is shit. The only thing that makes up for it is your dimples. Also you have a wide forehead.

lmoa

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u still a dumb ass nerd

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>>35074038
*teleports behind you'
Pshhhhh... nothing personal normie

>>35074038
>u still a dumb ass nerd
nice oxymoron faggot
also women are into geeks these days, especially where i live, you uneducated simpleton troglodyte

>>35074145
(cont) and if you haven't graduated highschool yet or flunked english entirely and only speak "ghetto nigger trash", you dumb ass basic ass bitch

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gnarly dude :-)

>>35073218
>lying this hard to validate your pointless and worthless existence

>>35073683
>>im pretty much perfect
>Your eyes look like a down syndrome child and your jawline is shit. The only thing that makes up for it is your dimples. Also you have a wide forehead
lets see what you look like. I guarantee you that girls find me more attractive compared to a fat lazy NEET

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>>35072127
I've been thinking about the benefits of chads. A woman dates a few of them and each one breaks her heart in to smaller pieces. Then, a cyborg like me comes in and sweeps up the heart-dust. Neat.

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>>35075343
>envy: the post
Green isn't a good color on you, my guy.

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>>35072127
Hey there, I do not come in any of your mentioned categories. Everyone ain't so bad here. People help sometimes. You seem to have a good life and a bright future. Do try to avoid posting your personal pictures though

>>35075478
im envious of what? being a virgin and a loser haha get real bro
>>35075491
>I do not come in any of your mentioned categories
>browsing /r9k/
sure pal

>>35072127
realized this copypasta is going to be a decade old

and realized i've been on 4chan for a decade

;_;

>>35075524
Keep projecting there, my man. Maybe one day you'll get it right.

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>>35075554
I believe i already am

Used to be the starting shooting guard for my highschool team, major playmaker of the team
Almost broke school record for physics final score
until i got into uni
This is probably just a low quality bait but op go kill yourself

>>35075653
>Used to be the starting shooting guard for my highschool team, major playmaker of the team
>Almost broke school record for physics final score
haha im sure you did all that, pal. You tripfag on r9k so i know youre b8ing and i must say, that is some bad b8 right there my friend.

is everyone here seriously so new that you don't remember the "my name is John" meme? this makes me feel old as fuck

>>35075703
>tripfagging
>being this new

Shit lads this might not actually be b8. He really is an idiot!

>>35072127
Whats it like being absolutely perfect?

>>35076138
Everyone that does recognise it with half a brain just ignores the thread, this leaves all the newfags and retards to respond to what would be obvious bait even if it wasn't an ancient pasta

>>35076283
i'm sorry that i dont know what a "tripfag" exactly is. I dont know because i actually have a life other than spending all my time on a stupid website haha nice try getting me there you fucking loser ;)
>>35076325
Its amazing. You literally have an easy life compared to someone thats ugly

>>35072478
brimless cap

>>35076441
>being this triggered on an anonymous message board

Shit was SO cash

>>35073077
>'big for nothing'/failed chad?
No such thing.

>asian kid everyone likes
Nice fiction.

>>35076583
>using the word triggered
you were never popular were you? I have a feeling you're most likely 13 . Haha is ok to hate on me because you wish you could be me :)

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>>35076904
>13

You kidding, bro? 26 here, with an actual lean body. You must be the 13 year old, lmao who the fuck wears snap backs and hoodies in 2017.

Stay triggered, bitch boy. I can already hear Tyrone calling you to succcc him off

>>35076980
>getting offended this badly
stay mad virginboi

>>35077068
Is that really all you could come up with?? S-s-stay mad, virginboi. You may as well just transition now

>>35072127
Where's your bitch?