>He's straight Enjoy putting up with women. They're

>>35072119
>literally bump and dump
What did he mean by this?

>>35072119
>he likes 3D
enjoy drama and dealing with other people's feelings

>he likes 2D
enjoy everything

>>35072598
>not exclusively enjoying 1D

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traps and trannies are the same damn thing you closet fag

>>35072598
This, seriously.

2D is ideal. I've got so many fetishes when it comes to 2D, but 3D women are just plain and completely unappealing to me. I'll have tumultuous bursts of wanting to go out and become romantically involved with one from time to time (because I'm a lonely piece of shit probably), but 2D never betrays me and nobody gets hurt. I love 2D. Because I'm a lonely piece of shit probably

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>>35072119
>he likes humans
Enjoy your shitty, mostly emotion driven selfish fleshlings with low inteligence
>he's into Xenos
Enjoy your GOD TIER taste in organisms, will give you great sex AND technological advancement

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>>35072883
ahhh yeah exoskeleton pussy.

Never ages
Always regenerates
always stays tight
can be molded in every form you like with some hot air

Truly best fetish
Enjoy putting up with fake women trap lovers

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>>35072119
>tfw I would like traps but traps aren't into big guys with cute faces, all they want to do is fuck Chad

>>35072119
Figures you mobilefags are the ones pushing this cancer like it's your jobs

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>>35072119
>tfw no trap bf to suck my cock