How many times do guys fap per day? As a femanon, I fap 5 times

like 3 or 4 times usually

3-4 times per day i think is it okay

>>35071229
2-5 times a week, im getting old.

Once a week, if that.

>>35071229
I can only fap twice per day at best, my sex drive is incredibly low energy.

1-2 times a day but I can stop for a week at a time. And just keep yourself busy. Try to get a job if you don't have one already

Usually once in the early hours because I can't sleep otherwise. I used to be on sleep meds or used alcohol but those are gone. I sometimes fap for pleasure during the day, but that's maybe once or twice a week. Still, that's a fair bit anyway. I wouldn't bother if I could have more zopiclone though.

>>35071229
Once every two days , i only do it if i felt horny , not bored

>>35071229
be my gf and fuck me five times a day instead

>>35071229
Twice I day max.When I try to fap any more than that I have to resort to fetishes I'd rather not to

>>35071229
another fembot here, usually just once a day. I do it more if I'm bored or ovulating but honestly it never even feels that great because lol depression

>>35071448
Coming in hot there

>>35071229
0.1428 per day.
In some periods of time I arrive to
0.2857

>>35071229
Girls with low sex drives should just kill themselves desu.

>>35071229
Do something to take your mind off of it. The less time you spend online the better. It will be difficult as fuck at first, but if you can find a hobby that you really put time into, you'll be surprised. And don't feel bad if you do masturbate. It's not something to be ashamed of.

At least 5 times a day. I do it whenever my dick pops up just to get rid of it. I don't feel anything in particular afterwards, it's just a chore like anything else.

>>35071554
Not her but I mostly feel ashamed because it reminds me of how I don't have anyone in life I'm really close with, and because I fantasize about fucked up shit.

>>35071576
Try being outside
Not sarcastic asshole I'm being serious

>>35071229
How do I find a gf that faps 5 times a day?

>>35071613
I go outside occasionally but it's pretty cold here and also semester break so I can't be bothered to do a whole lot. I'm not even horny THAT much, I just masturbate when I don't have anything else to do.

>>35071229
Post pussy or gtfo

>>35071664
Are you a grill? If so, what do you fap to?

>>35071683
Yea. I fantasize mostly, not a huge fan of porn desu.
Also smutty fanfiction.

My mom put me in a chastity cage to stop me from masturbating.

1-5

High sex drive. I need a girl of trap to fuck, would make it much more enjoyable.

>>35071700
>Also smutty fanfiction.
About what sort of stuff?

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>>35071707
I wanna hear that story.

>>35071716
Frozen. Elsanna.
Yeah I know, >>>/t/umblr etc. It gets me off, sue me.

>>35071746
>Frozen. Elsanna.
Weird. Can you link an example?

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3-4 times day off
1-2 times workday

>>35071761
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/1226797/chapters/2513899
For example. I read non-smutty stuff too (or smut with a bit more plot) but yeah.

>>35071746
There's not much to it. When I turned 13 my mom put me in a chastity cage and will only give me the key once I get married.

>>35071263
Twice a day is weak? Lolwut?
I only do it once every 3 days.

These femanon threads are actually killing me. I know it's all an elaborate troll but when I read/see "femanon" threads like these where chicks claim to fap 5 times per day I just get more desperate.

Can we have to separate /r9K/ boards for males and females only?

>>35071778
Are u trying to trick me anon

>>35071793
Obviously I was joking. She put me in the cage because I have a small penis and doesn't want me to disappoint any women with it.

>>35071793
Did you even for a second think his mother actually got him a fucking piece of bdsm fetish equipment?

>>35071782
I don't get why it's always so absurd to guys that girls might enjoy masturbation as much as they do

>>35071768
Wow, the writing is even more terrible than I anticipated.

>>35071832
It's not absurd, it's just really hot and somewhat uncommon.

>>35071841
It's porn, don't go in expecting Nabokov.
There's some (somewhat) alright fanfics but honestly most will be sorta terrible, especially if it's just smut.

>>35071855
Hot, yes, uncommon, not really. Not talked about commonly, that's true I guess. But that's the good thing about 4chin and similar sites, no need to play coy, thank goodness.

>>35071832
>I don't get
>why it's so absurd
>that girls enjoy
>to hang around a board for permavirgins
>and post lewd things

entirely believable

How the fuck do you guys masturbate so much I average less than daily with occasionally doing it twice.

>>35071868
Yes, trust me, it is uncommon for girls to masturbate five times a day. Do you think Stacey sneaks off to the bathroom to slap her pussy around five times a day?

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I only fap once per day, but I never stop wanking it. My right forearm makes me look like fucking Popeye

What's the most times you cum in a day, OP?

I will jerk off to your answer.

>>35071891
I didn't mean five times a day, I'm sure it's uncommon for "normal" guys to do it that much as well, but once seems perfectly normal for girls and guys alike.

>>35071832
It's a reminder that I could be having sweaty, lusty sex with a fembot 5 times a day but instead I'm an angry, lonely virgin.

All I want is to impregnate a fembot by flooding her stinky NEET pussy with my thick globules of cum.

>>35071921
>ever?

I once jizzed ten times in one day. By the tenth I was extremely tired and my dick hurt like no other.

I've been banding my dick so it's numb. Haven't been able to jerk off in weeks

>>35071921
Not her but I've honestly lost count. Not because it was THAT much but if I stimulate myself clitorally and vaginally simultaneously for an extended period of time the orgasms just kinda...melt into one another, it's weird but really fun.

>>35071938
I guess as a fantasy that works but impregnation is pretty much my anti-fetish, personally.

>>35072033
I dislike the prospects of having children and raising them as well. But thrashing around wildly in fits of primal desire, overwhelming eachother's senses with the sights, smells and sounds, culminating in a mutual climax. Multiple times a day.

Fuck I'm so lonely.

Only once in the morning , so I have a reason to live the bed , shower and start the day.

>>35072063
Well, you can go all that while using birth control though.

>>35071229
Same, I'm a girl and I masturbate 5+ times a day. NEET so it's pretty much all I do.

It depends if I have access to a pair of my sister's panties.

I jerked off 10 times in a day last time.

God they smelled so good.

>>35072093
Exactly, so you can indulge in the animalistic desires while also taking necessary precautions.

But I don't think I'll ever get to breed a fembot pussy. Life is cruel.

>>35072111
Yeah I guess the mutual autismo would make it pretty hard.
And I've never really felt attracted to anyone, robot or fembot or otherwise, so I don't know even.

How the fuck do you even define female masturbation? For males its easy. I came 5 times today which means I masturbated 5. Just buy touching my penis and feeling tingly pre orgasm doesn't count. If it does then I masturbate like 20 times a day

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>>35071229
Anymore than twice a day and I feel like shit with no focus and low energy

>no fembot gf/fap buddy

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>>35071938
>All I want is to impregnate a fembot by flooding her stinky NEET pussy with my thick globules of cum.

I NEED TO BREED

>>35072149
I don't know about others but I count either per "session" or orgasms in total.
Like, I've masturbated twice today resulting in four orgasms, for two each.

>>35072131
I don't think it would make it hard long term, just need to mount the initial meeting and then you can be mounted daily. I understand where you're coming from in regards to attraction. Digging into someone else's flesh for a change, rather than my own, doesn't sound all too bad, though. As long as they're someone as equally autistic as I am, at least.

That feel when you'll never sit a fembot in your lap and press your palm inbetween her thighs while she shitposts on /r9k/.

>>35072179
Most orgasms you've had in a row?

>>35072209
I agree, and I like the idea of sex or even just companionship in fantasy but somehow I've never felt that strongly about anyone IRL.

>>35072218
You mean without stopping/taking a break? Five. I've tried more but it isn't really fun after that, my clit gets super sensitive and I just feel...coiled but without any possibility of release.

>>35072249
>You mean without stopping/taking a break? Five. I've tried more but it isn't really fun after that, my clit gets super sensitive and I just feel...coiled but without any possibility of release.
how long did it take?

>>35071229
>How do I stop it?

The answer is simple, little fembot.

You need to be bred.

Your body craves it.

You know you'll never be truly satisfied until there is a load of hot cum pumped deep inside you.

>>35072261
A bit over an hour. My first orgasm usually takes me the longest, after that I can get there pretty reliably/quickly. It gets pretty exhausting though.

>>35072249
I guess the question is how many people have you met in real life that were agreeable in the first place? That shared equally autistic interests such as shitposting on a Kyrgyzstani Picture Book forum. Almost the entirety of my face to face encounters have been disappointing. My last bastion of hope is that meeting someone from online will bring across the spark of interest into the real world. Then our bodies get entwined in the throes of pleasure as the bedsheets are soaked with lewd liquids.

>>35072288
I mean, I've met men and women that I found physically attractive of course but never to an extent that it'd make me get over my autismo. And as lovey-dovey as it sounds but I want more than just physical attraction, I don't really want to sleep with someone if I don't feel strongly about them.
But yes of course I haven't met a lot of people who even know about my socially disagreeable interests.

>>35072335
>I want more than just physical attraction
I'm in the same boat, hence why I keep referencing 'fembot' in my ideals, and not a faceless entity. I've met people of the same gender who share the same interests, and it's nice to be able to socialise with that kind of person, but finding girls who are similar seems like an impossibility. Hopefully you get to find someone you mesh well enough soon enough, then at least one of us can feel fulfilled.

What's your favorite fanfiction-tier subject anyway, presuming you're the earlier post?

I probably fap on average once or twice a week. Sometimes less than that.

I've had girlfriends in the past though, and I'd always end up having sex at least once a day, and up to 4-6 if we had nothing else to do that day.

I just need someone to turn me on is all. Seeing lewds or porn doesn't cut it anymore

>>35072380
Thanks anon, you too.

As I said, Frozen/Elsanna stuff is what I read most. If you mean specific tags/kinks, I wouldn't say I have any except the obvious one - lesbian. Mutual masturbation maybe, see >>35071768

>>35072416
If you're pivoting towards lesbian content, then you've got it as bad as I do when it comes to meeting someone of mutual mind, then. The skewed gender demographics on /r9k/ would give you better chances if your kinks were more male-orientated.

I wonder how it feels to spoon in bed, my hand between your thighs, as you browse the internet on your smartphone absent-mindedly. This is the kind of intimacy I crave.

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I WANT TO DRINK YOUR PUSSY FLUIDS

>>35072452
Yeah I know. I'm honestly probably much more gay than I'm straight although I've tried really hard to be into guys.

Gotta say, hand between my thighs while browsing 4chan absent-mindedly is fun in any case, yes.

>>35072472
What is it like to try and be into one particular sex more then the other? A matter of consciously attempting to enjoy certain behaviors and aesthetics, or to look past things you find unappealing?

It's fun yes, but I like to think it's better with someone else's hand gliding over your lips at the time rather than your own. Then, a nibble at your shoulder, and..

>>35071229
>always feel bad afterwards
That's because you're doing it without daddy's permission.
Punish yourself, slut.

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>>35071229
>As a femanon
you have to go back

>>35072520
Not the anon you're talking to but your thirst is showing and your posts are starting to become cringy as fuck.

>>35072520
I guess, yeah. For example I tried enjoying the way men smell, the way my hetero friends tell me is attractive, this musky odor but it's always been unappealing verging on disgusting for me, more so compared to how wonderful (some) girls just smell naturally.
Never worked for me though. Unfortunately I guess.

Oh stop it anon. I can't even masturbate right now anyway.

>>35071746
>Elsanna
Good taste.

Shlick as much as you can because you will lose your libido when you get older.

>>35072569
At no point am I even trying to hide my thirst and my very first post in this thread is me announcing that I'm a lonely, angry virgin.

>>35072576
I don't know much about bi-sexuality, but it does sound as if you trend more towards women. With their cute clothes, smells and mewlings, I agree with you. Cute girls are the best. I'm guessing you're also into smaller, feminine girls based on your fanfic excerpt?

Why not? Something quick won't hurt.

>>35072585
Older I get the stronger mine is.

>>35072585
I honestly wouldn't think that anyone here liked Elsanna, but thanks.
And yeah so I've heard. I just turned 20 though so I hope I still have a few more years (and I've read it spikes again in your thirties). And of course it's highly individual. Some girls don't even masturbate weekly even as teenagers, God knows how they survive.

>>35072630
Yeah, I mean I'm pretty petite/feminine myself if I can bother with washing my hair and whatnot but I'm definitely more into femme girls, no doubt. But I wouldn't mind getting dommed either.

It won't hurt but I can't. I'm on family vacation and sharing a room with my sister. A bed even. No chance.

>>35072270
>tfw no robot bf to breed me when I'm in heat

>>35072669
>tfw no fembot who posts contact info so i can breed her pussy when she's in heat

>>35071229
Once or twice a month. Maximum.

>>35072684
Seriously? Do you have a lot of sex or just not much of a libido?

>>35072664
How small are you? I want nothing more than to envelop a small girl with my arms while firmly pressing my fingers further inside.

Do any aspects of men attract you anymore?

In light of what you posted earlier, it adds some interesting context. Where are you vacationing to? I can always feed you things to think about when next you're showering.

>>35072677
You also have to breed my pussy when I'm not in heat though.

>>35072758
Actually there won't be many moments where I'm not actively doing that.

>>35071229
As a 32 yr old virgin, anywhere between 2 and 5 times a day

>>35072758
>>35072763
Also you better not be the Australian fembot, and you better post contact info now.

>>35072716
I'm petite, body-wise (or rather underweight I guess), and around 1.65m tall (so like 5'4 I believe?). Not much ass, no big breasts.

To be honest, not really. At least nothing that comes to mind right now. The dominance maybe, but women can be dominant too.

Nope, no interesting context. My siscest fantasy is just that, a fantasy. I'm not getting up to anything with my sis.
We're in Australia, Sydney right now. Really cool city.

>>35072778
Australian fembot? What's that all about?

>>35072794
There's an Australian fembot who's famously into getting bred over and over and spams these threads with her thoughts about it because she's a lewd slut that can't stop thinking about getting filled up.

>>35072783
Oh my, I tower over top of you. You'd look great in lots of cutesy clothes.

I understand the family concept, I've family and while I liked Oreimo, I'd never look at my sister.

Are you there for long? I live in the inner Sydney city. I could probably see you within 20 minutes. Small world.

>>35072848
The fantasy* concept

My assburgers will not let this mistake go uncorrected

>>35072848
I look okay in cute clothes I guess but I'm really pretty average. I used to be pretty sporty but since I finished school I just slacked off.

Well, it's different with my sis but suffice to say I can't just masturbate with her in bed next to me.

No kidding? I'm just here three nights (been in Australia for three weeks though, Sydney first, Blue Mountains, Melbourne, Hamilton Island and back to Sydney) but it's a pretty great city.

>>35071229
I managed 8 times yesterday. Usually do 5-6 times a day yeah.

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>>35072848
>>35072898
fuck off stop flirting on the chan fucking normies fuck you roastie and white knight kys

>>35072834
>tfw recognised
I haven't posted my lewd thoughts in a while though, I tried to tone it down.

>>35072951
I'm not flirting with him, don't get your panties twisted.

>>35072958
Post 'em.

>>35072958
Did you do anything yet with your fetish? Met up any of the ozzy bots?

Also post more lewd thoughts and pics.

>>35072898
Your stature lets you wear lots of things, such as cute little clothes, or a nice pair of heels. Though, even in heels, I'd still have your feet lifted off the ground while bending you over a bed. There's a bit of a size difference.

I live in an inner city apartment. You leave Sunday, I'm guessing? What area are you staying in?

>>35072958
Let us hear your thoughts, anon. There's no shame in it.

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>>35072979
You've no idea how bad I'm in heels. I know they're sexy but it's not worth it to me, I'd rather wear cute flats unless unavoidable.

Yeah, Sunday very early unfortunately since I'm going back to Europe over Dubai, so basically on a plane the whole day.
I'm in the Rocks area, I think? Staying in the Park Hyatt. I can see the Opera House from our room.

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>>35072664
My libido was the highest in my early twenties, after 25 it went to a downhill. Of course not everyone is the same.

>>35073029
bitch you old

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>>35073019
Flats are fine too, especially if they have bows or ribbons. Anime has poisoned my brain and made me far too attracted to these overly-cutesy things. Guessing you posted the OP, are you much of a weeb as well?

The rocks isn't too bad a place, nice views. Pretty boring this time of night. I could be at your door within 20 minutes quite easily. I've never had luck with Blue Mountains, always misty when I've gone.

>>35073029
Yeah it seems to vary a lot. My best friend in school used to be absurdly horny as a teen, more than me even, and I'm no nun. But nowadays she's basically asexual for whatever reason, it's a shame.

>>35073069
Nope, I'm not OP, my first post was >>35071576

Yeah it's nice, we had like 44C up in the Blue Mountains though, coming from Austria I thought I'd die of heat stroke.

>>35073069
>I could be at your door within 20 minutes quite easily
Buddy I know you're excited but tone it down a little bit ok?

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>>35073108
It's a remote country, typing it out makes it all the more reality to myself. I'm still in disbelief at how close they are.

>>35073091
You did come in the middle of some of the worst heat waves we've had. Thank god for air conditioning. Why Australia of all places?

Not much into animu yourself, then?

>>35073132
>Why Australia
Why not? I've never been, and it's family vacation. A bit city, a bit beach, good mix, and my father thought he might invest in real estate here so it was easy to combine that with holidays.
I do enjoy some anime (this season I'm just watching Demi-chan) but I wouldn't call myself an expert or a huge weeb. Like I said, fanfiction is my poison.

>>35072976
No and no, Ausbots around me seem to either be into traps and/or gay. At one point I was horny enough to consider going to a glory hole or something, but my brain shut that down. Ovulation makes me so stupid.

>>35073002
I feel self conscious now that I've been recognised. And I'm more in a maternal, titty focused mood at the moment.

>>35072711
I don't fuck, don't fap. I work out semi-often.

7inch so I'm fine there, just not really into it.

>>35073186
Seriously, why don't you just give me your Skype and write your lewd thoughts to me instead of on /r9k/?

>>35073186
>around me
where's that exactly?

>>35073165
I would've imagined places like Spain would be easier to get to, with similar offerings. Or somewhere in the Mediterranean. I haven't traveled much yet, so it's interesting to hear why Australia.

Give it a few years and you might be, maybe. It's something that grew on me over a long period of time. Now I look up my fig's skirts to see their panties.

Are you doing more touristy things on Friday and Saturday?

>>35073186
>Ausbots around me seem to either be into traps and/or gay.
Or just not dumb enough to think you wouldn't try and take them to court for child support

>>35073186
The best cure for ovulation is fertilization.

>>35073186
Dyke fembot here, you're not in Sydney are you? Because I happen to be ovulating.
Just kidding, I'm way too much of a coward to meet anyone from the Internet.

>>35073204
Fair enough. I always thought guys would just always feel like it. Stupid stereotypes I guess.

>>35073234
Yeah but I know Spain already. And my mom wanted to see kangaroos.
Yeah who knows. I've been watching animu on and off but never religiously.
Going to Manly tomorrow, but apart from that nothing much planned far as I know. Just wandering around the city, enjoying the warmth.

>mfw this robot just wasted 2 hours chatting up a fembot trying his best to provide interesting conversation and she's not even going to drop contact info
kekkest of keks

>>35071782
Let's fucking do this. How can we meme hiro into making a male virgin board for us? Someone make a thread and I will help.

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Used to fap about once a day, been trying to do only once a week lately because it gives me more energy and drive.

Problem is, it also gives me absurdly hard, precum dripping errections as well.

>>35073316
As if the thirsty as fuck robots wouldn't swarm the fembot board immediately anyway.

>>35073281
I would say it's an irregularity to not always feel like it. That's how the male body is designed. Going to the gym only increased my libido further.

Meeting with someone while you're traveling is a good opportunity. When you both autistically sperg out and embarrass eachother deeply, you'll not see face to face for a long time again. It's not like worrying that your friends will find out about the time you stuttered on words and looked silly.

If you don't have a huge amount planned, I can show you a few places and somewhere to eat. I will fuck up the first impression more than you would.

>>35073334
That's their problem. I don't care about these retards as long as we have a place for us. Let them be and let them suffer. They add nothing to this board.

>>35073312
There's at least two different conversations going on here.

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>>35073331
>it also gives me absurdly hard, precum dripping errections as well.

>tfw you will never relieve anon of his hard raging erections after he's held back on it all week

OH GOD HE IS TRYING SO HARD it's so precious
Even managed to casually mention that he goes to the gym too
Ganbatte robo-bro

>>35073345
No offense mate but meeting a robot in a foreign city sounds like a great way to end up in the papers - and again I'm pretty damn dykey anyway.

>>35073375
HE TRIED SO HARD
AND GO SO FAR
BUT IN THE END

RIP brobot

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>>35073375
It's okay that you're dykey, I'm not expecting any of the lewd musings to become real. I want to meet a fembot and find out how they came to share the same interests.

>>35073368
I just want to understand people better. Then maybe I could socialise easier. I've sat behind a keyboard scared for too many years already.

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>>35073417
>I want to meet a fembot
Well you'll take that desire to your grave then because they don't exist. FEMALES CAN'T BE ROBOTS
THE FACT YOU'RE THROWING YOURSELF AT HER TO DICK HER IS CLEAR PROOF FEMALES CAN'T HAVE THE SAME PROBLEMS ROBOTS HAVE OF BEING UNWANTED

>>35073417
Well, then make another fembot thread tomorrow or something but honestly I wouldn't meet anyone I just met an hour ago online, even if it was Alexis Bledel or whoever. No offense.

>>35073436
Chances remain the same.

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>fapping more than once a day
As a cyborg, I wanna give you cucks some advice. Stop it. You're gonna develop PIED (Porn Induced Erectile Dysfunction), I know because I got it about a year ago and couldn't perform when by some miracle I got with a girl. Lay off the porn, let your brain heal and make some friends.

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>>35073365
Sure you could anon, just put this on for a bit

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>>35073464
Hahaha, shut the fuck up, faggot

I am beyond hope and embrace it

>>35073487
That's what I mean yeah. Not because Anon is acting like autismo supreme (well not just because of that), I just wouldn't meet anyone from the Internet.

>>35073464
What if I fap to my thoughts?

>>35073436
I'm too shy and lonely. I want intimacy more. The bullying is making my heart race a bit, though, so I guess that makes tonight a different night than others.

>>35073454
Everybody wants to be wanted.

>>35073455
I'll be wageslaving tomorrow so probably won't be able to monitor the board much for any thread. And it'll probably get trolled to death ala
>>35073418
>>35073389
Any other way to casually talk to you?

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>>35073499
>(well not just because of that

>>35071503
Come get depressed over my dick

>>35073464
Joke's on you, I don't watch porn and girls don't get ED.
>inb4 vibrator oversensitivity

>>35073506
I don't know. throwaway email or kik or something? But really you're wasting your time, I'm not in any way interesting nor interested in guys

>>35073518
I don't understand what you're implying

>>35073499
>autismo supreme
Well, it's r9k after all. I'm here because I can't socialise well enough with people. They don't find me interesting, I don't find them interesting. It's why I want to know a fembot.

>>35071619
Just keep being yourself and you will meet a girl that will pleasure herself constantly to avoid contact with you

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>>35073468
I can't tell if you're saying you'll let me suck your monstrous man-meat or if you're saying I should just jerk my own off after a week of chastity

>>35073530
Well, a lot of people make fun of others. Other people in the thread are making fun as well. Isn't such behaviour how we ended up outcasts, browsing such boards like this in the first place?

>>35073540
I'm not expecting a relationship, but just to know more about fembots in general. You've come off interesting enough so far, and I'd like to know more.

>>35073555
First then the second

>fembot unironically won't take this robot's virginity even though he's literally 20 minutes away
How is this allowed?

>>35073565
Well then, give me a throwaway email or something like that, and I'll drop you a line tomorrow, because it's 3am and my father will kill me if I don't get out of bed tomorrow for his stupid boat tour shit.

>>35073591
I'm a dyke, go blame that actual Australianon who does want to get bred.

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>>35073589
Oh, sorry then, I'm not into chastity cages.
Even if I'm a dicklet who can't cum more than once every 2 days if i want to enjoy it I don't want to have it get any worse.

>>35073565
>Isn't such behaviour how we ended up outcasts, browsing such boards like this in the first place?
Depends on how malicious it is perceived I think. Not only bullies brought us here our parents had also their part. I'm sorry about being mean here:
>>35073436
and
>>35073418
It's only that I dislike the presence of females in this board and the people who enable them. Anyways, good luck on finding a "fembot" or whatever that is to satisfy your needs.

>>35073591
I could see if the guy was particularly ugly or fat. If normal looking anon hell I'd take one for the team.

>dyke attention whoring on a board full of thirsty virgin men

you're a cunt OP

>>35073604
Hey if you give a good BJ I don't care much what ya do with the rest, most of your type seem to get off on it is all.

>>35073591
Yeah seriously, what kind of fucking person does that? She has the opportunity to make a person extremely happy, and she won't even give him a chance. Fembots wouldn't save a kitten from drowning.

>>35073603
A throwaway is [email protected], I think my kik throwaway is ctankep. I should be sleeping soon too.

>>35073607
Good look to whatever you want out of life too, mate.

>>35073641
Read the thread, I'm the attention-whoring dyke but not the OP.

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>>35073643
>most of your type
Oh, do you often talk to prison-gay hairy lanklets that wish they were an anime girl?
I more get off to pic related desu

>>35073655
At the cost of their own happiness.

The other fembot that wants to be bred has gone silent again.

>>35073591
>fembot living 1-2 hours away from me won't let us lose our virginities
>instead ghosts me

What gives fembots?

>be dyke
>go on /r9k/, a place full of desperate, sexually frustrated virgin males
>tease them relentlessly with graphic descriptions of how you masturbate, indulge them in their questions
>converse with them, lead them on for several hours
>drop them mercilessly
ABSOLUTELY
D E V I L I S H
T O R M E N T

>>35073729
That's not really the case. And this is coming from the person you're all lambasting as the beta.

>>35073677
Mostly the prison gay and anime parts, hair can be shaved. I'm a bit shorter but don't mind bullying taller nerds

>>35073729
Oh come on, conversation isn't leading people on. Anon wanted to talk with me and I talked to him, without ever pretending I'd be interested in anything more.

>>35073777
so what? you could easily tell how interested he was, and yet you indulged it and led him on completely
do you not realize the frustration and pain that will cause?

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>>35073729
Wow, giving people with no hope even less hope
It can't get any worse

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>>35073764
>I'm a bit shorter but don't mind bullying taller nerds
Sorry but unless you've also made breakthroughs in cloning, genetic modification and brain transplants so you can make me a cute anime girl I just keep it online behind my veil of smug anime girls.

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>>35073787
I'm interested in their perspectives, their opinions, not who they are based off their gender alone. I don't feel led on.

It is nice to talk to other people, who think the same way you do.

>>35073787
I didn't lead him on at all, I just talked to him. Leading on would mean I showed any interest in him sexually or whatever.

>>35071229
Look up sexual fox culture. You'll do well in it.

>>35073859
>Leading on would mean I showed any interest in him sexually or whatever.
no it wouldn't. he was obviously interested in you sexually and talked sexually with you, and you let it continue without making any effort to stop it, in fact you encouraged it. that is literally leading on.

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>>35073892
I'm the male in that exchange, I was just being lewd. Give them a break.

>>35073930
leave it mate you can't salvage anything, just forget about it. you don't have to act nice

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>tfw only started fapping once I reached 20
>Since I dropped out of college I've been fapping about 5 times every day
Helps keep my mind off the pain