who here /cyborg/? >moderately attractive. generally approached

No
And if you are, fuck off
I've never been approached by a girl and I sperged out the very few times I did

there is no "t" in schizoid OP :))))

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>>35070822
Harold? What are you doing here?

>>35070852
Do i know you ?

organo

>>35070852
well if you are calling me by that name you must know me from
steam? I've been on here for the past year and a half, banned several times for making threads about wanting a murder buddy, planning a massacre and killing my cat etc

>>35070881
I'm just toying with you, man. We talked on here a couple of times too.
I mostly really liked your experiences with your stepfather. I think he's your stepfather anyway.

>>35070899
oh shit, haha. god those are old threads now. Yeah I still bully him, he has been having mental breakdowns so I've kinda laid off him for a while, y'know? Life's been okay. How about yourself?

>>35070922
Not too bad on my end. Not different from usual at least. Are you still in school?

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>>35070822
>lots of friends
>been married to a qt for 9 years
>generally well like even by strangers
>still have panic attacks and socially awkward as fuck

>>35070963
>married for 9 years

>>35071026
yeah I'm 31, what of it?

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>>35070822
OP here by moderate experience what I meant was I fucked 10-15 girls I think???
lol sorry I forgat they're fucking ugly compared to the superiour me

>>35070822
Fuck I wish you would kill me
You can choke me to death ;)

>>35070822

I'm a black cyborg with pretty much only internet friends.

At least being alone is alright

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>>35070822
>pretty good looking, occasionally approached and frequently checked out by girls
>never had anything other than a couple of flings because no outgoing chad personality and no motivation to date and maintain contact with people
>small social group who i see once or twice every 2 months, maintained because of how long it has existed, and to occasionally get drunk with other people and simulate a normal social life

>>>either extremely socially confident or complete social autist depending on the situation
can totally relate to that, i find that once i have experienced a situation once i can be super confident in it, however if something new comes along that i have no frame of reference for then i turn into a fucking anxious autist

>>basically a schizoid so find it hard to express emotion
same as above, once i have learnt how to behave in one situation i can roleplay like I'm supposed to behave in that situation (if i can be bothered or am getting something out of it), outside of that i default to emotionless autist

I'm pretty comfortable with this except that I desire intimacy from girls, which is hard to get without having any motivation to talk with them frequently and build rapport.

>>35070822
>no self confidence, but not really ugly
>mostly rely on humor to draw attention away from my social autism
>frequent 4chan in secret
>not too hard to make friends but no need for them
>fucking weeaboo faggot
>play guitar&viola and do weight training
>have 8/10 gf of three weeks exactly

Slowly becoming more and more normie. But will always be a cyborg

>>35070822
>have "friends"
>go out n' have a drink once in a while
>have a "/r9k/ would obsess over" tier gf
>absolutely hate hanging out when hanging out, but miss it when I'm not
>the only person I genuinely enjoy spending time with is my gf
>people think im normal until my robot leaks in >5 min interactions

After years of trying, I've accepted that I'll never truly ascend from robothood

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jesus christ none of you are cyborgs, you are all just beta males, mostly normal but with anxiety. fuck off with that cyborg shit.

The reddit infestation is quite thorough at this point it seems.

>have a friend group kinda but it's only because I knew one person who I sat next to in school
>hate going out to the point that it makes me want to throw up
>people seem to like me but only as that funny guy to have around
>want to kill myself most days
>have to fake every interaction

i am wit 2 qt. right now. she behind me. what do i do.

>>35071522
I'm curious as to what you define as cyborg? Much like robot the term has been raped over the years

>>35070822
There is no inbetween, you're just a normalfag.

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>Girls are always super friendly when I interact with them
>They lose interest when they learn how socially retarded I am passed stage 1.