Well this is it fellow Robots. I got myself here I need to figure

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Well this is it fellow Robots.
I got myself here I need to figure out how to get out
>finally decide to move out of my parents house, 23, semi /fit
>buy a motel for the week for when I'm finalizing apartment leases and shit
>hop over to the Denny's right next to the motel so I can work on craptop
>decide to post to /b
>blah blah blah (*****67777) or something of that post number nature
>shout at the top of my lungs "QUAD GOD QUAD GOD"
>everyone in the diner looks at me, it's dead silent.
>slam my stuff into my bag and stand up super fast, spilling my shit
>"Sir you need to pay for that!" Screams the fucking waitress
>bigass burley dude positions himself in front of the door, they think I'm some fugitive because I didn't pay for coffee
>spurg out and punch the fucker square in the jaw, knocking him out
>rush back to my room, preying in safe
>fast forward into 3 in the morning, sharp knocks on my door
>I pretend I'm asleep, but I look through the peephole, and there's 2 cops standing there with the manager
>the manager is the dude from dennys
>fuck fuck fuck what Do I do I'm posting this while they're waiting for me to come out of my room the next morning help robots.