>tfw you realize if you ever had children you wouldn't have any teenage experiences to share with them
>they would most likely have a more successful teenage life than you
>they would probably be fucking right and left
Fucking little shits
>>35067809
>they would most likely have a more successful life than you
What more could any parent want for their child?
Dont worry anon. Normans raise fucked up children all the time, so you might fare better
t. Chad and Staceys kid
>>35067809
Can you just fucking imagine it? Being some beta fuck in your 30s who marries the first you seriously date and having kids coming to you for advice in highschool?
>Son:"Hey dad what do you do when you have to choose between two girls that you really like?"
>Me:"haha oh man you better ask your mother"
If I had children, I'd do everything I could to make them achieve the dreams I failed to achieve. They wouldn't have time for those types of experiences.
They'd hate me by the time they leave, but I wouldn't care as long as they met my vision of success.