ITT last text you received from a girl How the fuck do I respond

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"Ayy lmao u wan sum succ"

"Makasih sayangku"

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This was three months ago. Didn't ask what this meant. Didn't reply at all.

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"i understand & apologize for trying to push something on you"

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>>35066640
I present to you: a failure.

>>35066640
>Dont respond.
>Fake your death.
>Print fake obituary.
>Re-emerge after 3 months.
>Go to her house in tattered clothes.
>Covered in mud.
>Make zombie noises when she answers.
>Eat parts of her face.
>Disappear never to be seen again.

>>35067207
Jesus christ, are you texting a downsindrome girl?

Also, the only girl I've ever gotten a text from is my mum.

>>35067207
Text her saying "stop talking, let's fuck"

Seriously, I bet she'd be down. If not, for the lulz

>>35066640
What the fuck anon. You had a chance with someone who loved you and wanted to help you, and you blow it all off to be a pathetic loser and wallow in depression. Disgusting.

>>35067207
Selling bread?

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>>35067212
posilutely /devilish/

>>35067377
She works at Panera Bread

>>35067459
you could have mentioned that. i thought "bread" was slang for some drug i dont even know

>>35066640
>Now I guess I don't care as long as you don't kill yourself
You know what to do, anon.

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>>35066640
"Wow I'm so proud of you"
-oneitis :(

>>35067569
>phone number
You fucked up anon...

>>35067569
ya dun goofed

origami postoffice

>>35067585
what if he wanted to fuck up?

Sister sent me one on vday saying, "Hope you're ok!" It's really irritating being treated like a patient by people you know. You need to give people space to grow, instead of sending them pitying messages reminding them, "hey I still think you're sick." All I did that day was go climbing and worked on some math homework.

I don't have a phone or any sort of social media but it doesn't matter because a girl would never message me.

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>>35066640
....oneitis matched with me on tinder
Still has bf :(

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Am autismo.

>>35067656
devin is a cute name

>>35067656
Lol dude if she matched with you on tinder while having a bf she's not loyal.

>>35067673
Not the guy you responded to, but that's my name as well and it's dumb as fuck.

>>35067673
T-thanks... what do I look like in your mind anon

>>35067656
>has tender
>has bf
This generation is cucked

>>35067662
"did they tell you I wanna fuck you?"

>>35067687
I like it.

>>35067693
Brown hair, skinny white kid that would be quiet until he said one really funny thing in class in high school.

>>35067170
Somebody help me what the fuck is this I've been having an autism attack since you fucks made me go into my texts to find this

>>35067705
I did fuck though. Then I woke up in the morning and she asked me when im taking her on a date and I told her probably never.

>>35067695
>>35067679
I know, when it happened I was excited then I checked her normie book and it was all her ugly ass bf posts.

>>35067727
does not mean shit if she posts it on normie book. If she's matching on tinder while having a bf she's a hoe.

>>35067709
......that's actually me except I used to be fat and now kinda /fit/

>>35066640
Does my mom count? If not I can't remember the last time texting with a girl. Probably high school

>>35067745
if i was gay, i'd fuck you anon.

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>>35067744
DONT TALK ABOUT ONEITIS LIKE THAT REEEEEE

>>35067758
Thanks man have another (you)

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Don't lose hope mates

>>35067834
You may have a girl begging for your dick, but at least I have an iphone.

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>>35067834
>some whore will never send me "I need more dick"

>>35067882
lift. I'm not that guy but I'm mildly aspergers and I could get kinda gross girls to be like that towards me. They just think my autism is hilarious and like my body.

>>35067924
>implying I don't lift
I just got bad luck I guess.... and I don't interact with females

The only woman that has ever loved me was my best friends gf...

>>35067949
Sounds like chad advice but when you do wind up interacting just be funny and not clingy is what i've learned

>>35067673
>>35067687
>>35067693
>tfw name is devin but it's the worst version
it's devEn
fuck my life

>>35066640
>Tfw only females I don't find attractive talk to me
I'm about to just stop talking to females, bros

>>35068032
oh fuck, that's awful.

>>35067718
>he doesn't know what that is code for

You're hopeless

>>35068032
Yeah, Devin who hates his name here, the only thing I disdain more than my name is Devens and Devons.

>>35068040
enlighten me. I'm pretty sure it stands for plate paper but im an autist.

>>35068032
At least it's not Devaughn. Keep your chin up

>>35068040
HELP ME this is just getting worse
>>35068050
you aren't me autist I'm the autist

>>35068032
>>35068048
Yeah I don't really like my name too much either, it's pretty beta and can literally be a woman's name. But at least your not a Devyn

>>35068050
>>35068075
lol I'm just fucking with you I have no clue. Why didn't you just ask?

>>35068040
Stop fucking with him, bro

>>35068084
This girl was all quiet and weird and shit back when I used to see her, which I haven't in like a year and those texts were three months ago. It would be weird to make contact now and just ask "hey what do these emojis mean" but I'm a NEET so I have nothing else to initiate on

>>35068130
"so yesterday I was masturbating and i couldn't help but think about you. wyd bby?"
works 100% of the time 0% of the time

>>35068130
Why worry or even think about it? It's just a couple of emojis.

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These threads are really helpful.
They show me how to not be autistic.
Thank you guys.

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>hey I have a weird question lol
I didn't care enough to respond

>>35068165
i want to hear recordings of normie conversations to study them. I genuinely have zero clue what normies converse about.

>>35068163
I didn't until I saw this thread. This was the only contact I've had with women recently and realizing I didn't even know what it meant sent me into a panic spiral is all
I'll probably forget about this tomorrow but the autism is in full force right now desu

>>35068190
it's hard to just say it because it can be about anything as long as you dont make the other person feel uncomfortable. I usually retype every text like 3 times before i send it, it works out well

>>35068223
thank god i'm not this autistic anymore.

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I've never been txt'd too from a girl.

You happy now OP?

>>35068192
Dont overthink it, it's probably something trivial like she was trying to be random

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>>35066640
My ex I dated for 2 years like 5 years ago
Fucked her in January lol

>>35066640
"Sweet dreams, ese"

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Hung out once, only made out and fingered :/

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Just got this reply this morning.

Pretty hot for a nerdy girl that's into pokemon and plays skyrim. Bet she fucks like a desperate tumblrina.

>>35066640
Nobody. I don't use any social media and I don't get texts from anyone.

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>>35068449
Pic related. Not bad

>>35067834
bent over with legs closed?
what does she mean by that? i'm having trouble picturing it.

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>tfw you never had the egg salad.

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She's really cute and the way she looks at me gives me chills.

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Here we go anons. Ahhh and I ran out of battery so I couldn't reply.

>>35066640
>How the fuck do I respond to this?
>jokes on you I've already bought the rope

me:I miss you
her: I'm sorry

Not counting my mom, the last text message I received from any woman was my stepsister back in November 2015

>>35068430
>>35068472
Fucking normalfags, please leave.

Also second one is a tranny I know. Enjoy her post-op roast beef.

>>35068602
>>35068610
Please kill yourselves and stop posting in this sanctuary.

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

translation
>I try to be nice with you..

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>>35068830
oh shit wrong pic
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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>tfw this girl was my absolute soulmate throughout high school.
>never got to properly see her again after high school
>felll into a deep depression after high school
>messaged her a few times over the course of 3 years asking for help because suicidal as heck

>a month ago, messaged her again, this time to just talk honestly. because i miss being friends with her
>she didnt reply
>ooookay then ill just wait

>one of those days again
>come crawling back to her again asking for help because lost all hope once again.
>no reply again
>''you really dont care for me at all anymore huh''
>''i do but i just dont know what to do with you''
>fair enough
>go to work
then this fucking happens


>>>>>>>>>phone fucking pocket called her 3 times
>she thinks im a fucking creepy moron now
>she sents me pic related.

it hurts.

>>35067656
>on tinder
>has a bf
What the fuck mate a full blown roastie
Literal textbook example

>>35068081
>Tfw Devahn
Kill me

>>35068840
Then explain to her that you pocket dialed her

Make her see that your life doesn't revolve around her, though it does

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>>35068953
>though it does
sadly its probably true

I tried, no reply.

she is now 1000% unapproachable, i fucked up and lost her for sure now.

>>35068980
dude literally should have just said "oh didnt mean to butt dial ya, but whatever if you dont want to talk again that's fine."
then move on with your life. I know it's fucking hard.

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>>35069011
I realise that now, It wasnt my greatest day.

>>35068602
are you 12 cunt? fuck me what the fuck is this shit, are you fucking retarded or something?

>>35066640
>":D"
Inb4 the mute

>>35069092
No I'm 20 and she is 19.

It may look pretty bad in text but we actually have a pretty mature relationship.

>>35066640
>She thinks normal is 'not wanting to kill yourself'

>>35069138
yeah you should still leave the board

fuck off

>>35069162
Fair enough. I won't leave though, fuck you.

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my ex asking why I wasn't keen to hang out

originale(h)

>>35069244
>being friends with your exes

>>35069244
>I didn't know you still felt feels
This is female for "you're a pathetic fragile bitch just move on"

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TAKE THAT ROASTIE
(1/2)

>>35067718
It probably doesn't mean anything. She send random stickers accidentally, or intentionally to start a conversation. If you care what it meant why didn't you just ask?

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>>35069294
Tbh I really liked this girl, but my autism dictated that it was not to be. We didn't talk in person after this text, I just stopped seeing her by changing my routine.
I have more ghosting pictures if you like.

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This is a roastie family friend
>writes me text with just thumbs up
>middle of the night
>this must have been during her birthday party, which I wasn't invited to
What did she mean by this?

"Thanks"
done feel like screencapping shit

She said "Well Played"

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>>35067459
Better than being a neckbeard NEET.

>>35068602
you're such a fucking homo off yourself

>>35069396
Thanks my dude. I'll enjoy my qt gf with a huge ass.

>>35068192
Maybe she was plate on her paper

>>35069432
Haha ok nerd :P Lol

>>35068449
>pokemon
>skyrim
literally the most normie vidya

>>35069442
lol xD

you guys just don't know how to get girls. You have to copy their writing style

>>35069457
Yeah if you look at my post I acknowledge she's probably a pretty basic tumblr type. Still I bet that pussy be sweet

>>35069466
no you dont. fucking faggot. act like a man not a fucking doormat bitch.
source: I have a gf and didnt have to act like a retarded highschool emoboi

>>35069564
I guess I'm her doormat bitch when I have her in handcuffs and she is gagging on my cock then.

If you're actively talking and flirting with women, then get the fuck off of my god damn bored you fucking normies.

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Now she won't respond though, what do they mean by this?

>>35069658
Sounds drunk

>>35069589
oh wow domination play that's so unique you must be very alpha
every fucking girl likes to be dominated in bed
does not make you less of a doormat bitch irl
btw handcuffs and blowjobs are the most vanilla shit out there. we started with that 2 weeks after we started having sex with my gf

>>35069658

attention whore

oregano

>>35069685
And by week 4 full incest including the family dog.

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Nothing much here. Going to see a female friend

>>35066640
"Why don't you try to kill yourself again, that was the only time you were relevant in my life."

>>35067459
She sounds retarded, you sound autistic. I guess it's a match?

>>35069903
If that's what you said to her that's some savage shit. If that's what she said to you, it's good advice anon that you shouldn't pass up.

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>tfw you go back through your texts with the girl you love from when you first met and that you hope loves you the same

>>35070123
that cringey insincerity will get stale quickly, being beta isn't attractive in a man.

>>35066640
Wenn du nach hause kommst und Mama/Papa fragt wo ich bin, sag dass ich direkt nach der schule mit n paar Maedels nach (ort) fahre zum karnevalsumzug

Translation:
When you come home, tell mom and dad that I went to carneval with my friends right after school.

>>35066640

>>35068838
Ka padarei mamai?

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w-what could she mean by this?

>>35069658
>u have slept for 9 hrs now

This is why I don't want a GF. Every time I start texing a girl it ends up like this. I wake up and theres a bunch of texts I have to read and reply to. But if I reply and she replies back I'm fucking STUCK REPLYING FOREVER!

>9 hrs
That sounds really comfy. I like to sleep for 10 or 11 if I've got nothing to do. Feels good, man.

>>35070244
She is asking wondering if she shoukd send another text to Chad since he's ignoring her.

>>35070151

That was sincere. I told her exactly how I felt. That was like a month ago after our first date.

>>35069658

Does that persons name begin with an A?

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originalimcdingleson

>>35070267
She's not really my gf we've never met irl.
And I don't mind it because I don't have anything to do anyway, and I can just disable the wifi on my phone if I have shit to do and don't feel like replying for a while.
She's gonna send angry messages and throw a tantrum, but in the end I'll just tell her I was busy and it's all good.
It's not like she's gonna stay mad or give me the silent treatment, because I don't mind being alone but she needs constant attention.
Also I think I woke up about one hour after she sent that, it was a very comfy sleep.
>>35070350
No, why do you ask?

>>35070382
>she needs constant attention
Years of loneliness on r9k have ruined me and I detest this behavior now. BPD girls are all I attract and every one of them annoys me to death with constant texting so I'd rather be alone.

Wish I could date a normal, chill girl for once. That's the dream!

>>35070229
ne tavo reikalas

>>35070497
>bpd
I've always thought r9k girls being bpd was just a meme, but it's true. I seem to attract crazies too, but I also like them. It just feels more real than with normal girls.

>>35070368
based anon oreganola

>>35070671
>tfw bipolar
>tfw no qt 3.14 femanon gf with bpd to express my true crazyness with

>>35066640
oh I've only talked to one girl, i don't own a phone

i'll search for the last message

wait SHIT

i just checked and remembered since i haven't used skype in so long i deleted all the contacts a few years ago

FUCK! fuck fuck fuck, all of that conversation is gone, it's been 6 years since we last talked

i found her profile and the messages are gone

i feel like a piece of me just died

>>35070981
That's what progress is all about friend. It's a good thing.

>>35066640
Tell her to go deepthroat a railroad spike.

>>35070818
Bpd is borderline, anon

>>35068838
uoj biski prasileidai nuo mamos, ane?

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>>35066640
>last text you received from a girl
I'd need to receive one in the first place

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How does one reply to this?

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>>35069860
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! HE'S OUTTA HERE!

"I'm not really to just jump into bed with anyone day 1 but I honestly can't say my patience is one of my strong suits."

It's vague but it implies she needs to keep your needs in check.

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>I'm serious
>Seriously I'm sorry

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last night she came to my place, I step outside and she had gone from her natural dirty blonde to PURE BLACK WITH A BOB CUT
I didn't even notice at first because she was wearing short shorts, in February, in Vermont, and it was dark outside
I took her out to eat to show my new black haired gf off to the world, took her back to my room, banged, slept

she left a few minutes ago

>>35068449

>that amount of filtering

she almost certainly looks like a bog troll m8

>>35071364

"k." TBQH SENPAI

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I remember telling her I thought the AT&T girl in the commercials was cute a year or two ago, I reckon she remembered that.

>knowing girls
>talking to them on the phone

Normans get out REEEEEEEEE.

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>>35066640
>ex broke up with me
>month later have a long talk with her
>find out she was talking to someone else (which I pretty much already knew)
>conversation ends with her saying sorry while laughing

I was with her for 3 years.

Love is a meme.

>Quick cup of tea and I'm on my way

A month ago from one of my seniors at work.

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Last text I got was from a girl I had been dating for two months who broke up with me. Deleted all her contact info as well as the message. Fuck this gay Earth.

>>35066640
I got a new phone last week and the only texts I've had so far are from my weed dealer saying "GOT PENG FIRE, NICE BUDS, DANK KUSH" or something along those lines.

>>35066640
Does my mum or sister count?

If not, I've got not texts from a girl on this phone. A phone I've had for 5 years...

>>35066640

>already glad I brought a t shirt

>yeah we can run some dungeons tomorrow to get you geared

that was a week ago
dumb roasties

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She loves me so much

>>35072397
you know what to do anon
smash it

>>35067459
holy crap this is funny. under fucking rated

The text is in portuguese so you guys wouldn't understand.
I think she might like me.

Then fuck me

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>>35067834
>tfw my name's Tyler
>KHV who will never have a gf to talk to about shit like this

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Wow, this thread made me realize I haven't had a """meaningful""" conversation with a girl in 2 years, even though I regularly talk with several.

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>>35072735
Also me
Co-worker who said we'd hang out after work but then "felt nauseous" 30 mins before our shifts ended

>>35071730
We tell you niggers, again and again.

But nooooooo, "she's different, bro" "there are decent women out there"

>>35068610
I wonder which movie it is.

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:(

Origineux commento

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GUYS CAN YOU HELP ME WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??

>>35073062
She wants the D m8

originalityooooowowow

>>35072859
>in 2 years
Try your entire life nigger

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>>35068840
>>35068980
>>35069043
Lmao, this is fucking pathetic. I have never seen anything like this. God damn dude, if there was some way we could weaponize this autism, we would be gods. Fuck tragic anon.

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>they don't ghost the roasties

in all seriousness, i was asleep while she waited outside my house yesterday.

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>>35072947
if it's actually this year it was likely A Monster Calls.

I blocked the last (and only) girl I talked to and deleted my all of my messages I had with her

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>tfw you have nothing to contribute
>tfw these people still consider themselves robots
>tfw your phone is basically a fucking watch that goes on 4chan

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My ex first gf and love. She broke up with me 2 days ago after this

>>35067718
Dinner date, and you're going to pay.

>>35072860

Why the fuck would you want to hang out with your co-workers? Shit nigga that's the worst pool of people to hang with. Or maybe my co-workers were just shitty and awful.

>>35073481
I just got broken up with yesterday with the girl that made me believe in love again.

It fucking blows but now there's hope in life for me again

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Actually fucking wake me up lads.

>>35066640

It means she likes you, doofus.

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>>35066640
Fucking cunt owes me 90 dollars. The silly ass nickname I gave her makes me cringe.

>>35067622
really activates my almonds
is r9k his personal army?
we'll find out... well, probably we won't. I like to think the internet bathroom wall still works, random raiding amuses me but not enough to stop doing nothing and participate.

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>>35066640
7 November 2012 my oneitis dropped me.
please kill me /r9k/

>>35067662
>yes of course *winky face*
grow some testicles ffs, you're failing.

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my bff. coming over to watch a movie.

>>35067709
>Brown hair, skinny white kid that would be quiet until he said one really funny thing in class in high school.
This is some fine cold reading, folks.

>>35067264
>sindrome
lol i know! people who aren't you are so retarded!

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>>35067877
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Was planning on meeting her at a party

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>>35074280
oh buddy, I'm sorry.

oregano?

>>35074280
fucking ouch. sorry.

>>35074239
>4 years later
>oneitis
wow mane, have you tried killing yourself?

>>35068530
doggy style with her legs pushed together instead of spread open. its good for guys with small dicks because it makes her puzzyhole smaller n tighter.

>>35074280
every girl says this
she's only saying it to hurt you
that's what girls do they work on a emotional level
in reality it was probably just good sex
I bet she's still would be down to fuck you just act like you don't give a fuck and don't be a bitch you have the dick not her

>>35070368
Thats fuckin based

Find someone elses shoulder to cry on

>>35071364
"TL;DR"

desu bud

>>35071514
Dude thats literally the best gf haircut

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>>35068567
the egg salad that got away

>people on r9k talk to girls and go to parties with friends

is this a joke? get the fuck off my board

"You wouldn't happen to have a spare trellis would you?"

She only messages me when she wants something.

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>>35066640
It was so off the wall corny I thought it might have worked.

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>>35069293
This is females all day
>you're a pathetic, little bitch who I don't want to be with
>ignore things you actually enjoy to (((hang out))) with me, though

>>35074549
>Why beta orbiters are important
fixed that comic for you

>>35070298
beyond saving
fuck me running

>>35074549
Who edited this? Sarah Anderson is a noted white supremacist.

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>>35073284
me too, feels comfy in a despondent sort of manner

>>35073552
1xx post best post
newsletters and such

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>>35066640
An old friend got into some Disney college program and I wanted to give her props

She'd been working towards it for a while now.

>>35070350

Lol she reminded me of her too, good eye man

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>>35074018
CAN'T WAKE UP
RREEEEEEEEEE

>>35067949
>The only woman that has ever loved me was my best friends gf...
story

>>35074109
Everything about that message made me cringe.
>stop using winky faces
>stop using autistic speech like "so how are you doing on this fine day" because you're uncomfortable in your own skin
>stop pandering to roasties
I don't know you, but you're better than that, senfam.

>>35073284
I just deleted her phone and her messages, but I didn't block her.

Not like she would write me ever again.

>>35074865
I should show you the entire convo, I told her to have my money by Friday and to never talk to me again. And now I'm stuck doing this shit just so I can get my money. Some advice don't fucking help roastiesn

>>35074280
Was it even that good? Probably not, what a roastie slut

tell her to clean her pussy cause it smelt

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I am but a cyborg

>>35067834
holy fuck post the original of that mesothelioma pic I'm dying

>>35067726
>>35067726
>roastie got BTFO
how'd she respond?

>>35074990
Seconding gnidnoceS

>>35074239
let it go niggertron

>>35074822
>senpai

Where are you from? Are you American?
Why are Americans using this term now. Are they aware it originates from London niggers and their ilk?

>>35075165
Is this a joke?

Watch literally any anime ever to find out where the word "senpai" comes from

You're not a robot if you don't like anime

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October 2015 "haha wow" when I texted her a picture from my trip to Japan

>>35075193
I typed "f am".
I forgot r9k changes it to senpai lol

>>35073552
This makes sense but I don't like it

Fuck you anon

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I was scared she was mad at me so i never answered

>>35074239
wait your name is francis?

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>>35068873
YOU CANT SAY THAT ABOUR HER SHES PERFECT REEEEEE

>>35068838
Howdy, LT fag!

>>35069564
GTFO off this board, fucking normie...

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gorillaginal

>>35067834
nice, can we get an idea of what she looks like anon?

>>35074239

Should've talked to Jared

>>35067834
Pic of girl or we have to assume she's a whale

>>35074979
Shit senpai. That's like next level autismo there.

>>35066640
>receiving texts
>having a cellphone
Why are there so many normies on this board?

>>35067207
>sarcastic
More like autistic

>>35076465
Because your mom

>>35075717
>mom

OMG wow SOOO ORIGINAL xDxDxD

>>35074239
>church

Fucking Americans

>>35068838
TEWAI BAKSTELEKITE MANO SIKNA PRASYCIAU

>>35068980

Then move the fuck on and stop clinging to her. I know it's painfully hard because I've been there, but at this point you have no other options. The more you try to fix this, the further away she'll move from you, so all you can do is go your separate way and look elsewhere.

I REALLY don't want to give you any false hopes, brcause hearing shit like what I'm going to say just puts me in denial zone when I'm going through similar things, but...

...If she does care about you in the slightest she will come back some way or another. Maybe in a few days, maybe in a year, but considering ypur circumstances and seeing how she spent years not thinking of you and how you were always the one to go back to her, she'll probably never come back.

Better to move on anyways. There is no such thing as ONE unique soulmate for everyone, you're compatible with a fuckton of girls out there so don't waste time and effort on a girl it clearly doesn't work well with.

I know it's hard, but if you keep looking and trying, eventually ypu'll become less and less clingy witg every girl that cross your path and, one day you'll be able to say "bitches ain't shit!"

I know women are magnetically attractive and no straight man can get enough, but, really, they're just people and people ain't shit so bitches ain't shit.

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>>35074839
It would make for a pretty great greentext since it happened over a couple years but ill give you the short version

>my online friend that I hang out with everyday and I are hanging out
>his gf comes on the mic and I start teasing her and being a bit of a douche
>this happens occasionally and she hates me with a passion until over a few weeks we actually start to have legit conversations
>gives me her snapchat
>we just send snaps of our days and its pretty innocent
>she always makes time to reply instantly which has never happened to me
>our convo's eventually get so long that texting is needed
>still pretty innocent except we are just legit really close friends now
>we talk about all our problems and help each other out
>eventually their relationship problems come into the mix and I give her advice on that while still being a good guy and trying to make my friend seem like a good bf even though he kinda wasn't
>at this point we talk everyday and when we go to bed we text until 4am
>conversation never gets boring with this woman and we can talk for hours and hours
>my friend is aware that we talk but not quite to the extent...
>he tells our group of online friends and they make fun of me, saying im a loser for trying to get with his gf and that we have a secret relationship and shit
>....she is pretty cute
>I tell her about this and it turns into us RPing about our secret relationship
>allows us to talk about our future kids and how we both want a traditional 1950's style family since both of ours wasn't really like that
>eventually talk like this so much that its just normal and is no longer RP
>"Are you serious anon? would you really marry me?"
>"....yes"
>that was when our long distance secret love affair started and it got really crazy
>eventually my friend found out and dumped her but by this time she said she still loved him and all this bs so we were just "friends"
>they got back together eventually
>me and my friend are still best buds now tho

>>35076884
damn, that's fucked up man.

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If your last text from a human (female) isn't from your mom then you need to gtfo.

Holy shit just look at this
>>35067877
>>35074276
>>>/f/acebook

>>35077085
yeah it fucked me up for a while, and I became the most depressed I ever had been. eventually I started working out and shit
>le girls will throw themselves at me if im /fit/ meme
It's getting better but still pretty rough

>>35073897
introspection the post

>>35074666
I bang her on a weekly basis, what's the problem?

>>35069329
it was probably just an accident bro they put that button right next to all the keys you type with

>>35077185
you will get there anon. i believe in you!

>>35068838
>>35068838
debilais lietuvietis, pret mammu ir labi jaizturas

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I have higher priority than a college essay

Woo.

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Boring text from mom so here instead is a snippet from last night from gf

>>35077578
>Let me ignore the OP so I can brag on an anonymous image board
Good job I guess

>>35077697
Just kidding. This is actually the last text I got from a girl. Happy now? :^)

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I don't know why I didn't reply.... she is qt

>>35075006
we fucked more and then she texted me throughout the day with me barely texting back.

>>35067695
It's tinder, anon. But maybe this is a 'lapsus revelateur', meaning that you've been here for too long, as you confuse tinder and tendies.

>>35068300
What's up with the lainposting lately?

An invite to the pub.
There's a girl in some of my classes who feels sorry for me and always tries to sit next to me and include me in the group and shit.

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Oh fuck lads she just dropped the v-bomb on me wtf should I do

>>35078397
>Glad you like my sass
Are you gay?

>>35078003
wtf is wrong with you, i'd die for a chick to say that

>>35078397
tfw i use to do this with girls but now i feel so burnt out with people pls help ;=;

>>35078041
What see look like? Anything else happen anon?

A long text about her thoughts on the Gilmore Girls reunion.

>>35078560
Because at the end of the day some people realise who the fuck cares...

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>>35078397

>im so out of touch with phones, modern norms and technology I cant tell who is you and who is the girl in that picture
>is that actully a real conversation?
>how long have u talked to each other?
>mfw

>>35074239
>Francis
God damn your parents are asshole. Top fucking kek.

>>35078560
>Just
>BBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEE
>Yourself

: ) I believe in you anon

>>35074280
Fuck that hurt to read. I'm sorry anon.

>>35078628
This doesn't work if you're autistic.

>>35078612

This right here. I'm almost 25 and have completely lost all and any motivation to really connect with people. I still have a few friends and we hang out occasionally but dear god I just couldn't give a fuck anymore about women, or impressing people, or anything at all.

I guess working full time and entering the "real world" will do that to you.

>>35078647
He knows, senfam.

>>35078621
Your own messages appear in the boxes on the right hand side

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>>35066640
A "Thank you *smile emoji* *kissing emoji*" for posting my opinion on the latest Resident Evil flick, which I had promised to deliver.
She also sends me nudes. I still feel empty, alone, unneeded, socially inadequate and unable to trust and open my emotions to those close to me.
Looking forward to the inevitable moment when she'll just stop talking to me.

>was openly told I can sling out insults and it wouldn't matter
>can handle the bantz
>won't leave me the fuck alone sometimes
Could be worse

>>35078990
What the fuck does she want from you?

>>35072859
>that pic

good that many people feel the same way

>>35079022
Conversation I guess. I normally classify myself as a boring person so I'm just as stumped as you are. I can be a bit brash with my opinions though.

everyday you guys blow me away with how overall pathetic you all are when it comes to women, like holy shit wow.

>>35074280

you probably dodged a bullet there desu senpai

>>35079221
You're still here. You couldn't be doing much better...

>>35068192
You've probably left anon but I think it meant she wanted you.to.ask her to dinner

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I didn't know what to say )^:

>>35073155
>originalityooooowowow
anyone else think this shit should be a bannable offense?

keep your memorized one-liners out of here, you cancerous cancer-growth

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>>35071453
Sorry for what?

>this comment was original i swear

>>35071514
No lie, I'd have dumped her there. Hair dying is unacceptable

It is worth posting in the thread if it was nothing interesting? My last text with a girl/the only girl outside family I speak too was just her responding to my asking what starter she's going to pick in Pokemon when she buys SM so I could pop out babies of the other two for her.

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>>35067207
>Every time y talk to me u wanna sound like ur better than me calling my friends Midleschoolers and me selling bread wtf

top fucking kek m80

Literally cannot handle the banter

>>35074549
r/ing the other comic comparing male and female friendships.

women are effusively nice to each other in person but scathing critics when apart,
whereas guys are calling each others faggots in person, but speak highly of each other when the other guy leaves

>>35078649
>>35078560
I guess depends where you are meeting people
>>35071514
i've dumped a gf who did something similar, she had a bob a bit longer then come over with super short hair with no warning my mum opened the door i come down stairs to my mum calling me i see and im on the stairs looking in complete shock.

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>>35067627
>Sister sent me one on vday saying, "Hope you're ok!"


Blown the HECK out!

>>35066640
Who texted you this anon?

>>35072947
It was kimi no na wa. I saw it last night

>>35079456
>had a chance
>absolutely bottled it

Never change arcanine

>>35066640
Does my mom count?

~~muted for 4 seconds~~

>>35068567
based mom with the egg salad

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>>35066640
>qt says we should hang out some time, and text her when
>agree
>never text her
>mfw

>>35070158
Nordrheinwestfalistan?

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Friend from college

No idea why she spammed me with memes

>>35074280
This is one of the only robots in the thread.

>>35080336
tfw you're such a robot you never learnt to put your phone on silent through the night

>>35080452
I barely get any texts, so I forget

>>35070244

Sounds like she's socially awkward as well. Kinda cute

>>35074272
>cherrypicking typos meme
xd

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>>35068449
bitch look like that faggot from Tokyo Hotel

>>35066640
Her pussy and anus

>>35080748
>bitch

m8... >>35068472

I could post some texts and things from creep orbiters if you guys want to see
Or is that mean?

what the fuck this thread is still going

>>35079937
my ex-gf

>>35080876
Do it

origano

>>35080803
Fairer comparison then, kek

>>35066640
This hit upon something beyond the whole "boo hoo no one cares."

Women don't care until it benefits them. If you off yourself then she can benefit with sympathy and permission to act like a cunt with no repurcutions. She'll use your death to fuck chad.

>Can you let the dog out?
From my mom. I don't live at home.
I said okay.
I didn't do it.
I hope he shit on her carpet.

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>>35078041
Normie confirmed, now get RIGHT the FUCK off my board

>>35069384
>service worker
>"strong men"

>t. 15

This thread is further proof why phoneposters need to be exterminated.

>>35081238
Fuck you buddy. My parents forced me to move to another country to stay with family and I only had a desktop. My phone is the only thing I could take for entertainment.

>>35074280
shes sick in the head tell her to kill herself

>>35081291
Regards, t. buttblasted low quality phoneposter.

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>>35066640
>>35067207
>>35068338
>>35074280

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the biggest fuck up on the internet.

This was the love of my life.

>>35081323
By the way, I never even said I was going to date another girl. She just sent that to me after we broke up and blocked me w/o letting me even try to defend myself.

Girls say some very mean things when theyre angry.

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I told the girl that I couldnt talk to her anymore.

She said shes been hurt in the past but while i tried to reassure her of my intents and who i was it still was always the same shit. very avoidant and shit. i told her that i couldnt talk to her anymore. it really does hurt more than anything.

besides she was pretty fucking crazy, drawing porn and listening to shit music.

>>35074371
its good for literally any sized dick because it makes her pussy tighter. everyone likes a tighter fit