>heading upstairs to go to bed >pic related drops down

>>35063162
I cast Greater Fireball

AMBUSH EVISCERATE VANISH

>>35063162
>upstairs to go to bed

>not living in a basement

come on OP at least make this realistic

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>>35063162

D:

unoriginal smiley

>>35063162
I cast crystal soul spear and swing my claymore twice.

>plead with her to take my virginity first

>>35063162
Prepare to meet my zanpakuto roastie

>Kerry Hunt
>Herry Kunt
kek

>>35063263
Is this from Kate Bush's crack smoking phase?

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>>35063162
But my house doesn't even have an upstairs.

>>35063162

tie her up and tickle her feet until she wets herself

>>35063162
If you don't want to be teased about your prolapsed vagina then you shouldn't have stretched the lips so loose through repeated casual sex with large dicks

turn 360 degrees and walk away

duh

>>35063162
But I didn't even call you a roastie, and I'm a leftist who supported Bernie Sanders. . . You have the wrong guy M8, I can't point you in the right direction though?

>>35063162
What's she weigh? 110? I'd stone cold stunner her ass

>>35063263
>>35063162

Can i get more girls in creepy positions? I find them oddly fascinating to look at, I'm so used to seeing them acting all pretty and high that seeing them like this is really weird

I would yank up carpet and roll u up in it