>run into wagecuck who is miserable at work >report him

>>35061075
what the hell is wrong with you
Grow up dude

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>order at Subway
>wagecuck asks what type of bread
>tell him white
>he uses wheat
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>manager comes out
>she asks what the problem is
>complain he is a miserable cunt who isn't smiling for the customer and got my order wrong
>get free sub while wagecuck gets a yelling at by his boss

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>>35062112
Wagecucks are there to be our slaves anon, a slave who doesn't do his best to please his master doesn't deserve his job.

>>35061075
I don't smile, I've been reported twice. I'm still working. Try it again faggot. Atleast I'm not in my mom's basement having to hear my parents fuck.

>>35061075

I don't smile for customers if I don't want to. No one seems to care.

This b8 aint so g8, OP. it's just edgy.

>order a large double whopper meal at burger king
>eat the whole thing, it's delicious
>still hungry
>complain to the man working the register, saying there were no pickles and demand a fresh sandwich
>he refuses
>ask to talk to the manager
>mexican lady working in the back just tells him that it's not worth it and that she will make a new one
>I got another double whopper

Fucking wagie should know his place. He's lucky I didn't complain to his boss

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>>35062357
>no mommygf
>wagekek

original story, rate fellow NEETS.
>be me
>Kentucky Fried Nigger.
>order chicken nuggies.
>black cashier, looks real pissed off.
>accidentally tips my container of BBQ sauce.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT A NEW ORDER FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>wagecuck gets yelled at by the man upstairs, I get a delicious nuggie meal for discount price off of neetbux that wagecuck's taxes have paid.
>kekkity kekkity tippity tappity


>>35062112
no mommygf TOPKEK

>>35061075
Top kek SAVAGE

>tfw robots are too poor to afford my wage cucking

At least I get to deal with real humans at work

>>35062357
Why would you smile wagie? After all, I'm making 5x as much money as you while logging in half the hours. What I am trying to say is, get back to work wagie. My sandwiches aren't going to assemble themselves

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Do you guys actually do this? You're all just meming, right? Is it really this important to smile?

>>35062810
kek that's because you've never dealt with a NEET-master race, instead only other useless wagecucks.

>take my hand, wagecuck and ASCEND TO RICHES UNLIKE ANY YOU'VE SEEN BEFORE.
>jk you can continue making my yummy chicken tendies.

>>35063039
Absolutely. The customer is always right.

>>35061075
Nah, this didn't happen. Wagecuck managers are generally just as miserable and hate customers just as much as us grunts.

>>35063039
I am 100% serious.

When they don't smile, it makes me feel like they're putting hate into the food, and it doesn't taste as good.
>wagecucks never learn.

>>35063082
>putting hate into the food, and it doesn't taste as good.
My god, I'm not sure if I can handle this level of autism

>>35063140
kek keep slaving wage cuck.

you just don't know how to enjoy food.
everything in your life is shit.

>for us, life is shit, but the things that we do enjoy bring us intense amounts of joy.
>for you, it's all mediocre and boring.


kekkity kekkity clickity clackity wagecuck triggery such a dirty niggery.

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>>35061075
This is so delightfully evil. I love it.
>>35063039
Hadn't thought of it until I saw this thread, but I'm definitely gonna try it.

>>35063174
You
>eats cup Ramen every day
>convinces himself he likes it and it is good
Me
>go to fancy restaurants every day
>get to try the best cuisines from throughout the world
>trufflestouchedmymouth.jpeg
>mediocre

Hmmmm, really makes you think

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>>35063064
>>35063082
>>35063270
What if my smile looks worse than my normal face? Can you find any sympathy for us wagecucks?

>>35063315
>AHAHAHAHAHA
>WAGE KEK FINDS THE TIME TO GO TO A RESTAURANT.

Me.
>Eat delicious nutritious chicken delights on a daily basis.
You.
>Have to slave off for bread and water.


>NEET-tip: Don't go on r9k and claim you earn more then 50 grand as a wagecuck.

>>35063344
It's a smile nevertheless.

I'd rather see some retard-looking fuck smiling then Chad stone-faced as he hands me my chicken delights.

>>35063315
>tries to feel better about self by putting others down
>is still a miserable piece of shit like the rest of the robots

>>35063344
Hey, I'm a wagecuck but I'm a security guard. My job pretty much involves scowling at people and looking mean, utilizing 100% of the ugliness of my caveman-looking Slav mug. If you got a job where smiling at people is a must and you accepted that condition, you deserve everything you get.

So you better smile next time you're serving my food, doormat.

>>35063315
anon's "world's best cuisines" in a nutshell:

monday : sushi for 4.59.
taco tuesday for 6.99.
wednesday pizza 5.68
thursday truffles (aka some cheap mushrooms he thought were truffles) : 7.99
KFC friday : negroid food for 3.99
saturday/sunday Amerifat burgers for 1.99

you're gonna get the special mayo next time you go there, OP

>>35063445
>tfw security guards that work with the public need to smile sometimes

>>35063445
Govorish po russki, robot?

ili nyet?

esli da, kakoy okrug?

Wagecucks are typically referred to as the fast food, and service industry.

Security guard is actually pretty cool, so you get to sit at the tendies table.

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>>35061075
>gone by the next day or week

I've accidentally accused a lady of stealing and I didn't get fired. She went unto drama queen mode by calling the cops and cursing at us calling us crackers on her way out. Corporate just told me to fill out a generic inncident report and that's it, not even suspension. Customers constantly bitch to managers and nobody ever got fired. Ever.

>>35063530
Nope.

Every security guard I've ever seen tried hardest to look the meanest.

It's a method to discourage potential delinquents.

If you've got a cheery-looking-fuck guarding your mall, you don't see him as a real threat.

>>35063568
I can easily pass the intimidation checks but I still feel it's important to represent your company's brand. Especially when you legit have to work with the public like giving directions or helping someone out.

>>35063551
>>35061075

This.

My manager and I always laugh at autists and soccer moms who try to make waves for no reason other than pretending they're not powerless.

Stories like OP's and >>35062233
never happen

>>35063597
kek found the triggered niggered wagecuck.

have fun serving me tendies, and make sure to be nice when you give them to your overlord.

>>35063673
>kek found the triggered niggered wagecuck.

whew

The only one who's triggered is the one that has to fall back on dead-horse meaningless insults like "cuck"

>>35063753
Don't polcucks use that word all the time?

>>35063568
>>35063595
Smiling was advised in the security company's shitty handbook they gave us, but the client instructed us to look mean. It depends on what you're guarding, really. If you're a patrolman, chances are you won't be instructed to smile. On the other hand, if you're some glorified receptionist with a guard uniform, you would be told to smile.

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>>35063383
>>35063445
I guess I'll have to be more conscious of myself when I'm working. Don't you get worried about employees spitting in your food though?

>>35063753
>welcome to 4chan newfriend.

>using "whew"
>FUCKING "whew"
you're a fucking faggot

>>35063851
constantly.

But I've kind of got used to the fact that they will always spit in my food, because people are generally assholes.

I heard of one fucker that'd carry cum with him and put it in every burger he made.

Out of all wagecucks, there's this ONE old guy that I sincerely treat kindly, because he's just a good guy in general.
>60 year old morgan-freeman-looking guy.
>always looks really depressed as if he knew he could've accomplished more, something like a robot in 2067.

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I just wanna become a wagecuck earning median salary and doing something related to my studies.

I'm so worried that no one will want me. I will be switching to engineering. I just wanna live a somewhat comfortable life and let my parents be.

These threads turn me on so much. I want to lease out my apartment to a smelly, agoraphobic NEET who never showers or does anything helpful. I'll work 50 hours for him, cook for him, and then lay down on his bed, spread my fat, wagecuck ass for him, and let him thrust his soda can thick dick into my winking rosebud. I'll shudder and moan while he plunges in and out of my working boy bottom, bucking against his hard, girthy NEET dick as he fondles my nipples with his grimy hands and shoves a finger into my sucking mouth. I'll let him blow all my money on anime figs and videogames while I sit at my desk, working to support him, with my ass sore and leaking semen into my briefs as a reminder of who owns me. There is nothing I want more than a NEET prince who will subjugate and use me.

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>>35063979
>I heard of one fucker that'd carry cum with him and put it in every burger he made.
Jesus Christ. Combining beef and cum? That's fucking disgusting.
>there's this ONE old guy that I sincerely treat kindly, because he's just a good guy in general
He sounds like a nice guy. Please continue to treat him kindly.

>>35064020
Good luck, Anon. There has to be a job for you somewhere.

>>35063844
What the client says, goes. I thought you were just being autistic.

>>35064032
>inb5 fembot
5 is for originality hurr

>>35064186
I always tip him five bucks on top of every order, even if the order is 1.99 for a hot dog.

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>>35064310
That's real nice of you, Anon.

>>35062357
My parents are divorced fag owned

This is a sexless house

>>35064627
>doesn't deny living in mom's basement
>divorce = literally his mother's basement
topkek

>>35064767
I live in my dads house!!!

B T F O

NORMANS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>35064787
FUCK YOU GOT ME AGAIN MISTER ANONY-MOUSE

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>>35062952

And I assume your not going to put pubic hairs in them as well?

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>>35061075
>some smelly hoarder-tier neetfaggot makes a fuss over nothing
>manager sees and asks what he was angry over
>"I donno, he smelled like piss and dorito's, though."
>boss laughs
>I laugh
>other co-worker no one likes laughs

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>>35061075
>be apartment maintenance
>jobless neet living on assistance
>they call in and complain their toilet is clogged
>act insolent and rude
>drop a toothbrush down there while they aren't looking, say its too clogged to fix
>drain clearing service comes out
>can't find clog in pipe
>wind up finding the toothbrush lodged in toilet
>neet gets charged by contractor fee, plus the cost of new toilet and labor
>can't afford it and winds up on the street within a month
>squatting in neighbors apartments, always gets kicked out after a few days
>get beat up by a feral pack of niggers one day
>escorted off the property by police

wew, hope it was worth feeling like a tough guy for a few brief minutes in your life

>>35063852
not an argument, you disappointment child