I GOT FUCKING LAUGHED AT AT THE GYM TODAY FUCK ALL OF YOU YOU

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>tfw dont go to gym anymore
Just do some push ups at home

>>35060209
>guy bants with you
>you complain like a bitch

Wow OP what'd you think the guy behind the counter was gonna do? Be your daddy and tell the mean man to go away? You should have just said you were warming up or something, make a joke. You probably look like someone who gets their shit pushed in really easily though who am I kidding

>>35060275
>guy insults you for no reason
>"h-he's just banting!"
how does chad's cock pounding your clitoris feel like?

>>35060209
In fairness the bench press bar is something absurdly light like 15-20 lbs so he had every right to laugh at you, that's something a 10 year old schoolgirl could do with ease. I don't know if they still have these but when I was in high school and playing sports and shit they had these foam things that looked just like weights, you could have slipped 5-6 of those bad boys on and they would have thought you were a superhuman

>>35060375
>In fairness the bench press bar is something absurdly light like 15-20 lbs so he had every right to laugh at you
WHAT KIND OF RETARDED LOGIC IS THAT? DID YOU REALLY TOOK A MOMENT TO THINK AND TYPE OUT THAT STUPID BULLSHIT?
>he has the RIGHT to laugh at you because you were benching for the first time in your life
I HAVE CROHN'S DISEASE I DIDN'T WANT TO BE AN UNDERWEIGHT SHIT
I'M SORRY FOR TRYING TO BETTER MYSELF

>>35060209
Instead of having a sook to someone like a bitch, maybe you should use that anger as motivation to go harder and better?

>>35060485
Seems like you got ass burgers too bud.

>>35060209
Ignore this thread. This is an attempt by the jews to demotivate any anons that want to get their shit straight and hit the gym. OP's story NEVER happens.

>>35060485
I'm not trying to roast you dude, I'm sorry if I came off like a dick. I guess my point was if you're surrounded by jocks that bench 220 for the fun of it, they're most likely going to laugh at something like that. It aint right or fair but that's the way this shitty world is.

>>35060559
Ignore this thread. This is an attempt by the jews to get more anons anons that want to get their shit straight fall for the gym meme. Anon only wants your money.

>>35060637
Nah man you're not being a dick. OP is just an oversensitive pussy in every sense of the word

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>>35060209
I'm sorry the mean men laughed at you. Don't be sad anymore Anon, I made you a cupcake.

>>35060209
why dont you have gym tours and look for gyms that have no one in them? i dont understand why people have to work out in public, its humiliating and retarded.

Pretend to be deaf when you go to the gym. Throw some handgestures and anyone calling you out would look like a cunt

I knew a guy is high school who only benched the 15 pound bar. He'd do it whenever he went to the gym until he could lift it any more and was in pain. He was ripped by the end of high school.

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>people believing this story

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>>35061093
STOP BEING SO SMUG

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>>35061160
pshh, make me

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>>35061186
If you don't stop I'm going to report you !!

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>>35061233
ohh noo, i'm soo scared

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>he wastes time, money, and embarassment on a gym membership when he can easily get a half rack with all the fixin's online for ~$600

great job avatarfags, derail all the threads you want to. Hell, ruin the whole fucking board while you're at it. Who even cares right, as long as you get a few (you)'s.You people are a fucking cancer and I genuinely wish death upon all of you

>>35061233
we saw how that worked out the first time

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>>35060209

>it was all a scheme to sell products to Anon

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>>35061254
Hmph!

I've done it. Be nice to people and you won't get banned like you're about to.

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>>35060209

>not proving them wrong and 6 months later lifting more than they do

Life is all a game.

And you are losing it.

>>35060322
>cock pounding against your clitoris
t. your typical khv robot

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>not homegym master race
Pic related.

>>35060375
>In fairness the bench press bar is something absurdly light like 15-20 lbs so he had every right to laugh at you
Found the guy who doesn't go the gym. Gyms have olympic bars which weight 40lbs.

It's for this very reason that I just do free body weight exercises at home. Advanced anti-bullying technique: deny bullies knowledge of your existence.

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>>35061470
>seriously unironically using virgin as an insult
Oh no, you acknowledged his purity and the fact that he is superior to you. Whatever will he do?

>>35061516
Olympic bars weigh 45lbs or 20kg

>>35060637
>I guess my point was if you're surrounded by jocks that bench 220 for the fun of it, they're most likely going to laugh at something like that
dat projection. Come onto /fit/ and share your gym stories. You'll find gymbros tend to be exactly that: bros. I suspect OP is either lying or he just went in at the wrong time and managed to run into the gym douche.

>>35061568
I haven't worked out in half a decade, I don't belong on /fit/ and I'm self aware enough to know it. When I did though I never met a single dude in the gym that would laugh at me or anyone else for that matter, in that respect you're very much correct. Most of them were helpful, very chill people.

>>35060375
The bar weighs 45 pounds, you fucking clueless retard. That's a significant amount for someone with little muscle mass, especially if they're just starting out, and there's absolutely no excuse for making fun of how much someone is lifting at the gym. "He had every right to laugh at you"--what an ugly little normie cunt you are.

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>>35060209

>ANDTHEN HE TRIED TO SELL ME PROTEIN

My sides are in orbit

>>35061700

New anon in the thread, I'm a skelly and I can lift 45lbs no problem. Not anyone's fault OP has the strength of an old woman.

>>35060209
One thing you have to learn is that normies are always lying when they give you advice. Better advice is to buy a cheap weightlifting set yourself and build up in your own home then maybe hit the gym if you want to add more weight to it. At that point you will actually have muscles and look less strange.

>>35061749

sure its not their fault that he is weak, nobody is argueing that. The point is thar nobody is forcing them to make fun of him, that part is 100% their fault.

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>>35060375
Normies.
You have to go back.

>they're just looking out for you bro!
>this is how guys help each other haha
>OHHHH can't handle the bantz!
Please burn in hell for all eternity.

>>35061700
>>35061700
>>35061700
oh fuck off man, who gives a shit how much it weighs. The act of lifting a bench press bar without any weights on it was what they were laughing at, and that's the only reasonable conclusion to draw. If anything you're the fucking normie since you knew offhand how much a press bar weighs.

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>>35060375
>his gym doesn't use oly bars

OP is trying to improve. kys DYEL normie.

>>35061909
>I'm changing the argument haha i-it no longer matters how much the bar weighs
>the act of lifting a bench press bar without any weights on it was what they were laughing at
Which doesn't justify making fun of OP at all because that's something very common for people to do, you pitiful moron, either as a warm-up or as part of a hypertrophy routine. The fucking gall to call me a normie when you're the one defending normies bullying robots for absolutely no reason. You absolutely don't know what you're talking about and, what's worse, you're a downright cunt who defends picking on robots. Fuck off.

>>35061700
the number of DYELs in this thread is astonishing (referring to the anons you are replying to)

The solution is simple, you need to get bigger than both of them and fuck them into submission and suck their dicks, you just don't understand gym culture yet, don't feel bad you'll catch on you just need to keep trying!

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>>35061909
>he doesn't know that even jacked dudes bench the bar as warmup

>>35060209
>he fell for the gym meme
You derserve it.

>>35061093
>>35061254
>character that has the least right to be smug
Aqua a shit.

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>>35062620
nice

ogogog

>>35062620
>that's something very common for people to do, you pitiful moron, either as a warm-up or as part of a hypertrophy routine

That's something that only the normiest piece of shit would know, thanks for proving my point

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>>35062724
F-FUCK you

bully

Just use the machines until you are strong enough to handle the bar.That way chad cant see how much you lift. I know /fit/ shits on machines but they are good for beginners and im sure most probably use a couple machines in their workoutd.

>and then he tried to sell me protein
Kek

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>>35060209
Start off bench pressing with dumbells that way you can work your way up to benching ~80 pounds, and then you can eventually put a 25 on each side of the barbell (that's 90 total pounds) and then you can work your way up with the barbell.

>>35061655
You aren't there to be judged. A lot of people at the gym started where you are. A lot of them were chubby fucks who worked through it.

>>35062675
There is a difference between struggling to lift the bar and doing 20 reps as a warm up. Also he probably shouldnt be benching without a spotter. If you think chad laughs at you lifting the bar wait till he sees you get rushed to the hospital because the bar crushed your wind pipe.

>>35060209

The bar is pretty heavy, desu

>>35062794
Maybe she's actually really depressed, explaining why she goes on drinking binges and throws money away at pitiful attempts to beat the sadness

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>>35062867
>2011+6
>not benching with safety pins