> at wedding rehearsal dinner for my dude cousin > my

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> at wedding rehearsal dinner for my dude cousin
> my other cousins husband is a huge jacked Mexican who cucked her with an 11 year old
> he likes to reinforce his strength by wrestling the other dudes at random
> I'm a skinny beta mouse that can barely keep my cool in social situations
> he dolphin dives on my legs and everybody laughs
> I'm shaking and laughing nervously with them but able to hide the fear and humiliation
> walk back to car and he pats me on the back out of nowhere which knocks me forward and scares me
> he just laughs
>a day later after the wedding
>almost family is gathered at my uncles house except the newlyweds obviously
>talking to my older sister who I haven't seen in a while
>meanwhile the obscene bean is hibernating on a comfy chair under a blanket
>continue talking
>suddenly he springs out of his den onto my twig frame and pins me down
>literally everyone watching and completely caught off guard
>trying to escape his pro grip for 5 long minutes
>luckily I can tell no one is laughing at me but rather laughing with me as my family are actually decent people
>finally he lets me go
>BRO YOU NEED TO TRY HARDER NEXT TIME HAHA
> haaa yeah man that scared me hah some scary stuff
>then grabs my old uncle by the legs and wrestles him
>next is my old dad
>actually smacks his hand on a corner and he starts bleeding
>my dad's old but he's tough so he's fine
>everyone thinks this is hilarious
>HAHA I GOT IT ON CAMERA
>haaah yeah I have nothing to lose hah lemme see
>look at the video of my shrimp giraffe neck bobbing up and down in vain trying to escape
>go to the bathroom just sit in silence
>feel like I should cry but don't
>later mexicunt tells me YOUR COUSIN (who got married) USED TO BE REAL SHY AROUND ME LIKE YOU BUT I TACKLED HIM AND HE REALLY OPENED UP AHHA

If there's anyone I hate in my family its the crazy ex wrestler Mexican beaner FUCK
Why do normies think it's funny to throw people around who are obviously little weaklings?