>be me >23 >in the shower >covered in soap >put

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>>35058824
"Tehe, I'm so quirky and random! R-right guys?"

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>>35058872
Kek, summed this post up anon

>>35058824
IDK about today but
>be in high school
>school full of dumb hood kids
>in the vice principal's office hanging out with several teacher and vice principle
They were cool as fuck man, I miss that school, it was one of the few places in my life I've been where I was truly all around respected, and it might be the last one too. Of course, this is only in regards to the faculty, the students that I was a fucking weirdo, but I guess I am so they were right on that front
anyway
>saying some kind of joke to vice principal
>obviously I'm a virgin
>relatively cute math teacher says this
>There's a...........SPECIAL kind of girl for anon
I don't know what prompted her to say that but it was fucking irresponsible of her to say some shit like that to me and fuck her man.
It really didn't sink in until years later but that's really not something you need to tell a teenager that's never been really liked by a girl that feels like he's a disgusted piece of shit
I think that interaction is one of a few that led to me feeling like to even be next to a woman is bothering her with my presence
I wish I was asexual, my life would be literally one thousand times better

>>35058824
Fun fact: that entire episode of spongebob was written around OP's image. The writers drew Patrick like that and made the whole episode around it.

Source: Spongebob season 2 DVD

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>>35058824
>taking shower
>drop the shampoo and it lands on my foot
>furiously start punching and kicking the walls of the shower(plastic)
>come out and everybody is looking at me
>What were you doing anon?
>mfw

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>>35058939
>I wish I was asexual, my life would be literally one thousand times better
You and me both, nigger.

>>35058824
>>35060278
>reading thread just now
>see trump image
>immediately make the same face as him without thinking
>write this post
trumpu-senpai brings out all of my autism

I watched a documentary about dinosaurs followed by a documentary on the extinction of dinosaurs.

Then at some point I came up with a song called "the wall song" in the same vain as the foo fighters

The wall the wall the wall the wall the wall the wall the wall the wall
The wall the wall the wall the wall the wall the wall the wall the wall
The wall the wall the wall the wall the wall the wall the wall the wall
The wall the wall the wall the wall the wall the wall the wall the wall

Then at some point I jerked off and didn't wash my hands and ended up speaking to a couple of detectives and they offered to shake my hand and I couldn't turn them down.

Then I read a bit of the Bible.

Then I read up on news for CERN and wikied the observable universe

Apparently the universe is 555,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,00,00000000000000000000000000000000,000000,00000,0000000000,0000,000000,0000000,00000 Miles long or something

then I canceled my date with my girlfriend

>>35058824
>try to hit on girl
>she has a big forehead
>i like big foreheads (think its a cute feature)
>compliment her forehead
>her friends give me apalled looks
>some dropped jaws
>but look she isn't even trying to hide it
>one of them is like "whoa WTF dude?!"
>"b-but i think-"
>one of the male friends says "bruh,just stop talking before i roast you"
>"i w-w-w-w-was trying to s-ss-say that.."
>i trail off
>he begins mocking my stutter
>eeveryone laughs
>he proceeds to roast me
>i speed walk away
>hear them laughing behind me

>>35058824
Christ anon you made me burst out laughing and holding it in in a silent classroom before class with everyone on their phone. Thank god no one asked what was so funny

>>35058939
>There's a...........SPECIAL kind of girl for anon

What did she mean by this? Also this is fucked up that just one sentence like that can scar someone for life, fuck roasties

>>35058824
>Be me
>Part-time job
>Normies invite me over to mock me during lunch break(warehouse)
>Ask for opinion on political correctness.
>Go on 1.5 hour rant about the black pill, legality of rape, murder and the uselessness of morals as well as ethics, the rise of fascism, ethnic cleansing, and forced eugenics becoming mainstream in the future.
>Normies look in shock.
Feels good to be an alpha.

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>>35058824
You sound like the comedic relief character in a sitcom
Your sis probably wasn't being malicious when she said that either, family tends to give each other a hard time for things like this.

>>35060959
How do I make myself like my gf's big forehead?

>>35061601
i dont know,chad
try giving it a cute kiss

>>35061188
yeah... alpha

>>35061650
I already have but I still wish she had a lower hairline

>>35061816
i dont know what i see in big foreheads chad-kun
i just genuinely like them
try doing that?