>tfw about to travel 1000 miles to meet a girl unannounced

dubs its a dude

>>35058262
Does she know you irl? Is she your "long distance girlfriend"? Or are you just a creepy stalker?

>>35058280
if double digits the girl" is actually a dude

Literally a thousand miles?
From where to where

I would walk 500 miles
and I would walk 500 more
just to be the man that walked 1000 miles and wound up at your door

Good luck anon

>>35058262
Backstory, OP

>>35058262
really stupid idea, good luck

>>35058262
>unannounced
At least let her know you're coming anon or else it might get awkward

>>35058285
First. But I stalk too. I'm trying to stop. Is this considered stalking?

>>35058262
That's a fucking retarded idea anon.
Idk dude. I'd say do what your heart tells you but considering alot of robots tried that and failed it seems like shit advice. At any rate I wish you luck my friend. Have a safe trip and regardless of how she reacts please don't so anything stupid. Love you man

>>35058262
This seems like a good and completely reasonable idea, surely nothing will go wrong at all.

>unannounced

in what world or fucked up mind did you think this is a good idea?

I've never even been outside the state by myself but I figure if Chris could drive 200 miles without getting in an accident then it must not be hard.

>>35058620
he is a high functioning autist
he might have autism but he still functions highly
you make it sound like he is retarded or something

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>>35059592
"It's not like he's retarded"

>dirty crapped briefs
>dirty crapped BED
>"I'm retarded!"
>"flying elephants"

>>35060249
thats just an issue of bad parenting

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>>35058262
trips and it's a trap

>inb4 restraining order

>>35058280
Of dubs it's actually a female

>>35060996
sheeiiitt

>>35058262
if youre the one travelling instead of her then the love is one sided

>>35061072
not if he didn't tell her, he'd have to ask if she would meet halfway or some shit, if she says no its one sided

>>35058262
better ideas have ended much worse. its not going to work OP

>>35058262
Guarantee you this will end in disaster, but this is just the sort of dumb thing you need to do to realize just how far off the fucking reservation you are.

>>35061072
She's not allowed to travel by herself anyway, her parents would never let her.

>>35058262
>ngbbs46f98f1542970.jpg
i miss the newgrounds forums a lot. tfw you can never go back to the mid-2000s internet

>>35058367
>>35058519
listen to them OP
my room is a mess and I never shower so if someone ever did this to me I wouldnt even be open the door and I wouldnt be really uncomfortable and ashamed

This can have no outcome other than a negative one

>>35058262
>unannounced

Honestly how do you expect this to go

>>35061493
>She's not allowed to travel by herself anyway, her parents would never let her.
wew lad. dubs and this ends with OP getting shot

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>>35061771
I'm boarding the chinkbus tomorrow. They don't give refunds. After that I'm probably going to rent a car and drive the remainder. I don't really care about the conditions but I hope the driver isn't stereotypicial asian. I'm a little worried about crashing because I believe this one has before.

>>35061493
And what makes you think they'd be ok if you showed up unannounced?

dubs it wont go well

>>35058387
You'll be considered a stalker. Don't do it

>>35058262
I wish my online boyfriend would come here. I'd be so happy ;_; Godspeed anon, I hope she appreciates you

Hi I'm Chris Hanson, have a seat right there... what are you doing here?

>>35058262
DON'T FUCKING DO IT. IT WILL NOT WORK. YOU ARE GOING TO PERMANENTLY DESTROY YOUR SELF ESTEEM. SHE WILL HATE IT.

>>35058387
Dude don't do it. The fuck is wrong with you.

>>35058262
Good luck, normie.
I hope she turns you down/ you get a flat and get stuck halfway there with no money.

>>35058262
>>35058387
What the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck do you expect to happen when you get there? For her not to call the cops on you? I hope you're in a listening mood so people can tell you to knock it the fuck off.

Where were you when OP decided to get arrested for stalking?

Dude, your plan is dumb and you're probably going to wind up in jail. Go home. Get help.

>>35061493
>can't report OP for illegal content because there isn't any
>even though he's planning on doing something illegal and going after a minor

OP, update us when you get out of jail.

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>>35058398
not OP but i love you too :^)


muted? cant be

>>35058280
Well kek what do you have to say about this?

>>35058387
This is the kind of shit cringe stories and sexual harassment lawsuits are made of. Don't be a retard, OP.

>>35064936
Dubs if anon met this girl online and is going to get memed on when he gets there

>>35058387
holy shit
/r9k/ in a fucking nutshell

>>35058337
Underrated post, would read again, and again, and again, then stop and ponder about my life.

>>35058262
Dude if she didn't think you were creepy before, showing up at her house certainly is going to do it. Don't be surprised when her lawyer calls you about a restraining order

she'll think you're creepy, and never talk to you again. better ask her if she'd be willing to meet you irl, otherwise youll just make yourself seem terrible

>>35064403
She's 24 though, same age as me.

>>35058519
you know it would work if chad did it

>>35067383
Can confirm. My brother is a Chad and he made me go along with him when he did it and it worked. He was already dating her, though.

>>35058262
>Fly 3500 miles to surprise online gf (done this twice before)
>Find out she is fucking chad
>Return to airport and fly home
>Block her

>>35067383
Of course it wouldn't, idiot. That's why Chad would never do it. Instead, he would tell her to get ready for his cock.

>>35067564
That's one good thing about distance, if this doesn't work out I can just block her and pretend she doesn't exist.

>>35058262
Listen to me, my friend:
Best case scenario, she gets freaked out and your relationship is over. Worst case, you get a restraining order and a few days in jail.

Don't do this. And if you do, keep updating us.

>>35067587
It still hurt and I was out $450 for the ticket

Op just get a flight ticket elsewhere, and enjoy a place you wanted to visit if there's money burning a hole in your pocket.

You are going into a cringey disaster, dont fucking do it.

Why not use that money for a ticket to Mexico or Thailand, and bang hookers there.