>Thanks again Garrett for dropping me at Chads house!

>>35058017
Almost forgot who this was

>>35058017
Garrett can you please pick up some condoms for me, I won't use them now but maybe sometime in the future ok?

lmao Garrett does sound like a maximum beta name

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>>35058115
take that back or else

blx

>>35058017
Just let the boy r.i.p. in peace already, he's suffered enough

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Just a reminder that garrett never had a chance.

>>35058246
Is this from friday night lights or something? where are these series of pictures from?

>>35058327
_alexablair

mute345

>>35058017
>c-can I at least watch...?
>I'll be really quiet

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>>35058327
Girl's from webm related

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>>35058246
its true he never did...

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>>35058419
I know what it is, and yet I can never look away.

>>35058419
that's terrible
I can't believe they think they were doing something good for him by making him make a fucking ass out of himself like that
Seriously
No matter how many people admire his courage or whatever the fuck, there is no sane person that see's this and doesn't think
"Boy that kid is a fucking tool"

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>>35058017
>this ones for you, Alexa
original

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>>35058419
>dat fucking 4 step fedora skip
LOSE IT THERE EVERYTIME

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>>35058115
>Hits you with the Blackjack

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>>35058465
Every beta must go through an embarrassing event before he learns his place.

>>35058465
At least he got a hug in the end.
That's more than a majority of us have ever got from a girl

>>35058521
why do you all know what this is? is is the same as op's pick and the others? is it a movie, a tv show, something from real life?

>>35058521
That hug definitely does not compare to the daily level of "holy shit that's so stupid what the fuck did I do" this kid SURELY experiences.
I mean I'd be pretty fucking surprised if this dude didn't think about this shit every day and how fucking stupid it was

>>35058419
>this guy starts striding towards you like at 0:05
How do you react?

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>>35058514
What if you already know your place?
It's not like you'll magically get pussy afterward, Chads will always be there.

>>35058551
I genuinely hate you
please stop posting, please just lurk
This website is MORE enjoyable if you don't need to post fucking retarded questions like that, I promise

>>35058419
i wonder how he feels looking back on this moment today

>>35058567
Where does this webm come from? Please tell me kind anon, answer to my call, in a very original manner of speaking.

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>>35058567
You settle.

asd32

>>35058085
>>35058115
>>35058138
Somebody post his instagram please

ORIGINAL

>>35058614
That's settling ?
Wew lad, things are looking ok for me then

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>>35058551
newfag pls
There are moments of cringe that every robot should know by heart

>>35058578
why is that a dumb question? you can just ignore it if you like, no need to be an asshole, obv i hadn't searched it yet

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>>35058623
he keeps changing it because, ironically, robots keep harassing him.

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>>35058638
same girl. Shes polyamorous and genderfluid. enjoy.

>>35058614
I will need to endure a decent amount of torture and coercion before I would ever let myself become anything like a women
I really enjoy looking at women and the idea of having their attention is fucking unspeakably amazing to me
But I would never want to live my life and regard the world the way they do
There are attractive women I've met who genuinely believe that people are just nice, and don't understand that they're just attractive; they just feel like that's how the world is because to them, it is.

Fuck that. I would rather be rooted in misery but see all this "red pill" bullshit or whatever you want to call it
Thank god this place made me an anti-natalist who highly opposes the institute of marriage.

>>35058679
so basically garrett asked alexa out in a cringy manner, but she's dating a football player? only problem with that is she says the football player is her 'best friend' in most recent insta post, so is he also friend zoned and she's dating someone else?

>>35058734
>football player is her 'best friend' in most recent insta post
https://twitter.com/_alexablair/status/831718247703707653

thats what all the basic couples say these days. "I married muh best friend! <3"

>>35058551
I first saw it on /tv/ years ago. Not sure why fags on /r9k/ still talk about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc

>>35058780
did she ever tweet about the video?

>>35058816
Pretty sure she said it was embarrassing/cringey on an insta post but deleted it later when people started calling her a slut/bitch.

>>35058679
>that thick butterface on the right
If I was just a few years younger

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>>35058888
thats his sister. clearly his parents were not meant to procreate.

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>>35058811
>that soccer kick

every time.

>>35058557
Still though, he had the balls to do that. We're a bunch of mumbly betas that can't even make eye contact when ordering at Subway. Garrett will be better off for doing what he did.

>>35058925
She's not that bad,she might blossom in a few years

>>35058780
Ah ok, also holy shit she's really good looking. I bet you the qb will cheat on her though, from his instagram it seems like he's going to duke as the qb so he will be swamped with pussy and cheat if they don't breakup beforehand despite her being a 9 or 10. my college has a shit-tier football team and even the lowest/ugliest guys on it get mad pussy so if you're the qb at duke it must be insane

>>35058990
I do shit like that too, just not fucking retarded over the top cringe status shit that was egged on by a production team thinking of the ratings they were going to get

My biggest blunder is when I give a girl my phone number and tell her to call me if she ever wants to hang out
They never call
I hate that I think this strategy is viable for me when clearly I'm not handsome enough
I really hate the fact that I'm not handsome but ultimately I don't really have an diseases or anything so I don't feel too badly about it

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>>35058999
>she might blossom
anon...

>>35059035

>duke
>good football

bruh

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>>35059055
It could happen
Once those braces come off, and she fills out, she'll be a qt

>>35059036
Lol, it was an internet promotion for Sheri's Berries. I don't think they realized it at the time. I bet the editor laughed his ass off though. Including that horrible soccer kick in the final cut was just mean.

>>35059086
duke was ranked top 20 in d1 in 2013. my school has a worse football team and even the ugly/low status linemen get tons of girls, esp as a qb he will have the cream of the crop of girls second only to the baskeball team. I guarantee you they break up before college or he cheats freshman year despite her being really good looking

>>35058843
that sounds about right, but then again, it could also easily be confirmation bias on both our part

>>35059089
eh
Regardless of what us or anybody else says about our problems with women or rather, lackthereof, we still all live in developed countries, and that makes us a hell of a lot more lucky that other people

>>35059459
>we should feel good that other people are suffering
never understood how this is supposed to make someone feel better; unless they're a sadist.

>>35059509
Anon... I-I don't think that was his intention at all. Not even sure how you inferred that from his post.

>>35059558
>we still all live in developed countries, and that makes us a hell of a lot more lucky

its no different than saying "at least you're not like the starving kids in africa!"

>>35059609
Yes, but that doesn't mean he feels good about poverty stricken people suffering. He's saying we should consider ourselves lucky to be in our position all things considered.

>>35059196

I agree with you. They won't break up, they will try to long distance thing. But I think they will end up both cheating, he's going to have a lot of pussy thrown his way but she is smoking hot so where ever she ends up she will have her pick. Life sucks, basically witnessing what a young chad and stacy get to experience. Endless pleasure and good times. And for a guy like me? Nothing. I got nothing in college. Its so unfair I am almost laughing at the absurdity of it all.

>>35059625
>consider ourselves lucky to be in our position
exactly. "they're suffering and we're not, so feel lucky!"

I've never understood that line of reasoning. Other people living shit lives does not make me feel better of my less shitty life.

>that guy
>chad
I could cuck him in front of him

>>35059642
It does suck, it makes me sad when I see people like her talk about how brave they are for overcoming adversity etc. one of her posts said she danced despite being sick and how that was so great. Most people like them don't know true adversity and have amazing lives, it makes me sad to see an instagram account like hers but also happy in a weird/jealous kind of way since at least I know there are people out there enjoying their lives.

>>35058017

Has anyone else noticed that her bf is not attractive at all ?

>>35058734
>>35058780

maybe a thug ass big nigger is tapping her ass now, she looks like she will end up as nigger meat

>>35059687
you dont even exist in the same world as him anon.

>>35059749

Yes he is, guy is a stereotypical 6'2 quarter back jock with a strong jaw

>>35059701

When I see people like that I just hope something bad happens later down in life. I really do home something horrifcally bad happens so they can feel 1/100th the pain I feel every day. I hope they get cancer and its painful and slow and they have to shave off all their hair. I know it sounds bad but if I don't get to enjoy life why should others out of bullshit luck?

>>35059757
yes I do, I could very much beat his arse to the risk of sounding edgy

>>35059769
This. Girls find that guy attractive. You fags are too used to seeing gay male models being posted here.

The kid actually managed to get a girlfriend. Don't have the pic but someone else should post.

>>35058246
I FUCKING REMEMBER THAAAAAT
when garrett did the dancing thing for the girl and then now she's fucking some Chad?

Someone please, for fuck's sake, post Garrett's social media

>>35059749
i think so too, another football player who was even uglier than that guy had a hot gf too in my high school, idk why. maybe girls just like big guys or guys with high social status and don't care about facial aesthetics as much as guys do?

>>35059835

Not just that, but at their age the competition is pretty much regulated to who ever you go to school with. The QB has no competition at all, hes like 5 inches taller than the average high schooler, has status, is fit......its nothing to him. Dude could have any girl in the entire school when he's a senior.

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i download all her shit from instagram because it's gonna be gone one day when we overdo it,

make sure to comment on all her posts and mention garret

>>35059924
sheer size seems to count for quite a bit. I know one or two incredbily ugly guys that fucked some true qts. They're enormous people, though, like 6'5"+

>>35058679
He kind of looks like drake bell

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tfw i wish i was alexa so i could start riding some 9 inch+ thick bbc using my hot dance slut body, whilst listening to rnb nigger trash

>>35059968
true I guess, I think I'm coming at it wrong since I'm applying how men think of female beauty onto how females think of male beauty. I care a lot about girls' face but I don't think girls care about a guys' face as much and care more about height, social status, how jacked they are etc.

Basically I think

girls body = guys body (aka a girl with nice tits and ass is equivalent to a guy who is jacked)

however girls face = guys social status (aka guys care about a girls face as much as girls care about a guys social status)

>>35059924
You pretty much nailed it. 4chan has warped your perception of reality. "Chad" does not always have model tier cheekbones and shit.

>>35060121

You're wrong, face matters way more for men. Body does not even add a point. And for women, body only matters. A butterface still has guys lining up to fuck her.

>>35060134

Nope, chad is always very good looking. Maybe not in a faggot model type look, but in good genes masculine way.

I thought he was a chad and had a girlfriend now?

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>>35058465
they didn't think they were helping him. they knew that this humiliation might help them sell more berries or whatever the fuck this was an advertisement for.

they couldn't care less about garrett

>>35060213

lol, laughinggirls.gif

>>35060163
false, you will never see a celebrity guy dating a chick with an ugly face, but the opposite happens often

this is the reality...

guys want a girl with a good body as much as girls want guy with a good body

guys want a girl with a good face as much as girls want a guy with good social status

guys want a girl with good social status as much as girls want a guy with a good face

>>35060163
>Body does not even add a point.

Height addds a lot. Make John krasinski 5'5" and tell me how he does with the ladies.

Could you imagine a thousand people on instagram telling you how hot you are? I don't think we'll ever be able to reset women's egos. We're fucked

>>35060295
this puts it really well, being masculine (tall, muscular, strong jaw etc.) is more important than having good facial aesthetics in western culture

>>35060556
however, the most important thing for a guy is social status, this is across all cultures, conversely the most important thing for a girl is to have a good face and body

>>35060556
Correct. People here always post actors and models as examples of Chads. Of course face matters in their professions. In reality a pro athlete is way more masculine and Chadly than any pretty boy actor despite not having the facial aesthetics.

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is it height that makes a chad? Muscle? or perhaps confidence?

>>35060782
Mainly confidence. Lots of girls dig the skinny skater type look. They like guys with natural athleticism that don't seem to put a lot of effort into looking good.

>>35060556
>>35060573

in order
men: status, tall height, strong jaw, in shape (other aesthetics importance is negligible)

women: young hot body, pretty face nice skin and lastly for high society, at least have the intelligence to not sound like a trailer trash whore that fucks niggers (not hard)

>>35060819

you can't have manly confidence if you are a manlet sorry, even if you did you just come across as over compensating and people would just make fun until enough holes were poked to turn the manlet into just another angry short man

>>35060854
pretty sure they're ok with their women fucking niggers, they just don't want them to admit it in public.

see Donald Sterling.

>>35060854
Hell that last one isn't even a big deal if the girl in question has fame. Britney Spears is a trailer trash idiot and look how rich she is.

>>35058956
>"we have to make this kid look more normal"
>"garrett say you're into sports"
>"but i'm not, i only like anime and body pillows"
>"just do it for the camera. here lets get a shot of you kicking this ball into the net"
>completely wiffs it from a few feet away
>"fuck it just put it in"

>>35058017
In for woman hate thread.
I fucking hate you, roastie scum.
Why do you do this to pathetic faggots who know you know they know you know how pathetic they are?
Just fucking kill me next time, you savage sluts.

>>35060894
Yeah it's pretty funny how you always hear people talk about how short actors are when they meet them in real life. Even 4chan approved based Mel Gibson is a manlet.

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>>35058419
>EVERY TIME
why?
why does he do this?
what is the outcome in his head?
plz

>>35060948

i wish i grew another 3 inches at least when i was a teen instead of stopped growing at 13 at 5'7

just another 3 inches and i could've always worn 2 inch heeled shoes and lied and said i was 6ft

instead i knew my life was over at 17/18 when it became clear i wasn't growing at all and won't be

>>35058567
I knew my place early, then I lost a bunch of weight, got a job and fell for the
>Stacies genuinely like you now that you have value
meme
Around roasties, never relax.

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>>35058698
This is not ok.
>The current year is 2017.
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>35061018

well i kinda did, i remember being 20 i think, and i was still hoping i would somehow grow more

INSTEAD rapid balding set in, thank you aberrent genes :(

i have health problems and low energy like my body is at war with itself, i think it's because my mother is human and my dad is of the devil's serpent seed :(

epic fail

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>>35058017
I'll be back later.

>>35058419
Poor kid. You gotta admire his strength though, have the courage to go up there and make a fool outta himself. That takes some serious delusion. Of course, when I was a kid, I thought that girls didn't care about looks either.

I hope this kid becomes chad later in life.

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>>35061131
the real strength would be to chloroform her and brutally sodomized her while she's being tied to a chair blindfolded and screaming hopelessly and silently into her saliva stringed mouth gag

>>35060268
so, lemme get this straight
>the .1% of the top .1% of the dating pool doesn't go for butterfaces because fucking obviously
therefore argument debunked?

>>35061018
tom cruise is 5'7, obv he has great facial aesthetics and is famous, but height isn't a dealbreaker is all I'm saying. imo the thing that matters for guys is social status and everything else is negligible

>>35061183
female celebrities date ugly guys all the time, the opposite rarely happens

>>35061228
Never confuse youth or makeup for beauty lad, my father taught me not a sufficient amount about women, but he made sure he taught me that while he was alive.

>>35061272
my point still stands, social status is king for guys and looks are queen for women.

>>35061300
>social status is king for guys and looks are queen for women.
If that's your whole point, we're entirely on the same page.

>>35061272
oh gee, I sure wish to have a daddy like yours

did you guys get to learn how to do it without ripping the skin?

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>>35061324
>doesn't use an electric razor

>>35061300

You have no point, you're talking about guys that have high social status BECAUSE of their good looks. Looks are the most important thing for a man. I have known good looking guys that smoke weed all day, don't have a job and live at home that bang hotties left and right.

>>35061200

yeah but i'm ugly and balded at 20, my bodies proportion are fucked up that i look like a stupid idiot, like some sort of joke made to look ridiculous, my forearms are skinnier than a girls, my hips are too wide, i have a very ugly shaped torso, it makes me look like i'm fat even if when i was 30kg lighter, keeping a good weight and being fit did nothing for my looks and my belly only sticks out when i'm sitting anyway, i look like a mutant its bad.

>>35061358
A classic misconception, guys can achieve high social status with good looks, but not all guys with high social status have good looks. Blake Griffin is ugly af and so are many professional athletes, but he has high social status so he gets tons of girls. All the guys who are rich from start ups have hot gfs, they aren't good looking, but have high social status. The list goes on.

>>35061358
>Looks are the most important thing for a man.

take a look at just about any president or significant business figures, it's your brain man, maybe I should just tell my family doctor to go fuck himself because he wasn't prince charming in his earlier days

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>>35060028
>Alexa's midsection

Nigga dafuq

Knocks her down 2 points easily that shit is grotesque

>>35061404

Blake griffin is not ugly he's a 6'8 ripped athlete, he is attractive and still isn't a "sex symbol"

You're trying to cope. You cannot buy sex appeal. Chad makes their pussies throb.

>>35061382
all I'm saying is that you can somehow get high social status you're golden. If you're born ugly as a girl you're fucked (sans plastic surgery), if you're born ugly as a guy at least you have a chance.

>>35061358

they were prolly banging sluts in their 30s who were cheating on their beta boyfriend/husband whilst he is cucking at work for HER shekels,

they wouldn't solely fuck and date a NEET, they were just getting some no strings attached dick on the side because they literally hate their beta boyfriend / husband

>>35061468

yeah i'm sure if i had billons in the bank, i could get myself a hot gold digger

>>35060028
was that from Afghan deployment?

>>35061462
Or you're just mad that you can never achieve high social status, so you try to drag everyone down with you instead of accepting that it's possible for guys to get hot girls without being good looking.

Many famous soccer players are ugly manlets yet bang hot chicks because of their social status. Messi is 5'7 and not good looking but can pick any girl he chooses because of his status.

>>35061536
not just a hot gold digger, you could even have 1 plus 1/2 gold digger

>>35061350
>using anything but an old fashioned straight razor

fucking pussy ass beta.

>>35061543

They get gold diggers with their millions of dollars, awesome. Women don't actually want to touch them. You're trying to cheat basic biology.

>>35061542
Chad gave her internal injury.

>>35061586
Frankly if I were a famous millionaire, I wouldn't give a shit. You would be banging 10/10s on the regular just because they want to fuck a celebrity.

>>35061586
I've seen loads of ugly guys with hot gfs, yet almost never ugly girls with hot bfs. The reason this happens is because status is king for guys. I know tons of ugly guys with hot gfs who have high social status in the girls' eyes, just look around.

All you have to do is look at the 'photographer' guy who is ugly af, average income but banging models. Or the director of shitty films who is ugly, poor, but banging hot chicks. Or the esports star who is ugly, poor, but banging hot chicks. There are so many more example, but I don't have time to list them all. It's easy to give up, but reality is too persistent to ignore, and that reality is that status from the girls' perspective is the most important thing for guys.

>>35061720
Weirdly though I see gym rat looking guys walking around with sort of chubby short blonde girls all the time.

>>35058580
probably doesn't even think about it, or even feels proud about building up confidence enough to have done that, considering he has been proven by some dedicated NEET stalker to be basically a chad nowadays

>>35061760
that's because they don't have status and you can't train your face so it looks more handsome, do you think a gorilla should deserve human beauties read the post anon

>>35061785
garrett is a chad now? proof pls

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>>35061855
ay waddup

>>35061720
>I've seen loads of ugly guys with hot gfs,

I literally never see this, and I'm out a lot. Most couples are perfectly looks matched, if not the guy is slightly better looking (women always date up)

>>35061855
here: https desuarchive org/r9k/search/text/garrett/end/2016-04-01/

>>35061899
Seems like a normie now, but def not chad.

>>35058666

Shut the fuck up and lurk moar

>>35058655
fucking grandpa gets me every time

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Uummm, Chad? W-what's-

>>35061358
High social status != Money

Generally speaking it's true, but it depends on the circle. Among stoners subculture, there're high status males and low status males as wel and stoner women flock to the first.

>>35062139
That look of fucking shame

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Chad? What's that sound!?

>>35060028
dam, white ppl are ugly!

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fuckingnormiesrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>robotblocks6891

>>35059924
The high social status thing is more important than being good at sports. There's plenty of extremely talented athletes who just like what they do and don't make a big deal about it, they don't get attention. The only people who really pay attention to them are other athletes and the hardcore sports fans. The few that actually know the sport respect you, everyone else doesn't.

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>>35062487
>White ppl.
>Inbred Anglo-Native Americans are """white ppl"""
>ikr black girls ftw

>>35058419
What kills me about this is that the kid isn't even a bad dancer, but he's wearing a fedora and he's going for his grade's Stacy, which no one should really do.

>>35058017
you're a fucking faggot chad

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>>35062557
never stop winning
all normans must hang