> Walking on the street > Someone stops me, asking for

>>35057824
can't they just turn around and see?

once I came across one of them folks who hand out free newspaper near metro station and I declined his offer when he came up to me

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>have small car
>park in the larger parking spaces meant for people with trucks and shit
Take that normies

>>35057824
>pissing
>flush but not put back down the seat
>later mom comes into my bedroom and asks me about it
>tell her it's dad

>>35057824
>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>i purposely dont have a nice day

>At self check out at the super market.
>After completed transaction the screen asks if my shopping experience was good or not.
>No matter what my experience is I always select "no".

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>>35057824
>Bum asks me for money
>Tell him I don't have any
>Actually had some money on me

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>self-checkout
>at the end the interface asks me how many bags I'll take
>enter 2
>take 3

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>>35057824
>online quiz
>use google to check the answers

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>>35057824
>Giving wrong directions
God i love when someone ask me directions, best day.

>Me
>Chilling on the local park
>Seated on a park bench, reading
>a guy and his son approach me
>Kids is probably 5 or 6 years old
>ask me where is the local school
>i know the place, i studied there, only 10 minutes to get there
>Give him the opposite directions, send him to another school 30 mins away from the "local school"
>I admire the scene of both lost souls going in the wrong direction
>close my book and whent home
>laugh my ass off

God, i can't imagine the pain it was for the guy when he realise he was in the wrong school, after waking 30 minutes in a fucking hot day, one thing i'm sure, his kid must loved.

>>35058070
>tell her it's dad

and this how you start family discussions. i love it anon

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>>35057824
>waiting at bus stop
>Asian driver pulls over and asks me for directions to go to Macy's
>I'm the only white person at the stop, everyone else is black
>guy chose me because in white
>don't know where Macy's is
>makeup directions

Asians are racist. True story btw

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>in public bathroom
>pee on the lid a little on purpose

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>>35057824
>mommy complains that I wake up around noon every day
>start waking up around 1 PM every day instead

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>Brake the 49'' tv
>Blame the cat
>Cat is sacrificed

>>35057824
I do sometimes give people bad directions on purpose. I've mostly grown out of it now though.

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>>35058766
>in public bathroom
>use a stall because too autistic to pee at the urinals
>notice toilet paper is uncovered
>pee on it