I want to be a more like a MANLY MAN /r9k/, how can I do that? I'm too feminine for a boy.
>>35056308
>Animegirl.gif
We all know this is just you baiting for erp
>>35056308
>not just becoming a qt trap
reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>35056342
A rare good frogpost. This is a barely veiled pederasty thread.
>>35056342
playing hard to get
i like that
It all starts with eating bullets for breakfast and drinking American oil for breakfast. Together they will mix and boost your testosterone levels to that of a great white shark and a silverback gorilla that bench presses blue whales for fun.
After that you're gonna need to find a mate. Google your local YMCA and pick that correct guy to fist fight. After that go on to tinder with a good picture.
Meet a girl who isn't a bar sloot and form a union as strong as the 50 states.
Buy house, get better jobs and enjoy your new normie life.
>>35056308
Stop taking HRT.
>>35056342
>>35056398
It's not. I want to have a gf and impregnate her with my children, and help perpetuate the white race. The problem is that women like masculine men, I can't attract them right now.
>>35056308
6000 calories a day, stop shaving, and masturbate at least 3 times a day. Also learn ukelele
Find a manly man and consume his man milk
>>35056308
Stop being a trapfaggot OP
>>35056462
Similar feeling, actually. Also, my sexuality is all out of wack from masturbating too much.
By doing what you want, not being emotional and not being thirsty. Unfortunately this will probably make you a misanthrope.
>>35056308
Work out, like wtf do you think it takes other than that?
>>35056308
Start lifting, eat plenty of protein
>>35056308
Just start lifting. It's bound to give you more testosterone. It'll be just like those Spartan training islands or whatever.
All men. Sweaty men. Lifting weights and grunting and getting muscles.
You'll be completely surrounded by them at all times.
Maybe they'll even help you out, y'know, give you some advice, some training.
>>35056308
>>35056352
>>35056430
>>35056441
>>35056462
By not wanting to ERP on /r9k/
/soc/ is your best bet faggot.
>>35056579
>tfw joint problems so can't lift
>>35056308
Eat at least 10,000 calories a day for a year. You'll bulk up into a true Chad alpha male.
>>35056308
>>35056462
>posting these pics
>thinking you are fooling anyone
just find a bf already jeez
>>35056476
>ukelele
why a ukelele?
>>35056579
>>35056587
>>35056595
I'm shorter than average, won't I become ugly if I lift?
>>35056650
Stop bullying me, I'm not gay!
>>35056627
If you can't get built you can't be manly, simple as that.
Figure out some other method of strength training or just give up.
>>35056664
>feminine boy
>posting anime girl pictures
>not gay
admit it, you love the cock
>>35056664
>won't I become ugly if I lift?
This isn't true for anyone. No one on this earth looks worse by turning fat into lean muscle. That's girl logic.
If you go full steroids you'll look like shit yeah but if you just do it like a normal person you'll look goodalso fuckable.
>>35056595
I'm sensing heavy homoerotic subtext here
>>35056308
It's simple, anon.
Just date masculine girls!
>>35056737
I attached a cute /fit/ girl, there can't possibly be homoerotic subtext. What's homoerotic about a young feminine robot boy surrounded by sweaty guys who are more than likely getting big for the sole purpose of being able to get laid?
>tfw want to be a massive homo
>tfw want to be a cute trap and fuck all the time and wear nothing but clothes
>tfw hate my life and my existence, and abhor the stupor I've been drawn into
>tfw realise this stupid trap pipe dream is just the same except I get to fuck
>tfw super edgy /pol/tard to the point where I think Saddam and Hitler were infallible.
>tfw realise that there are hardcore right wing militia's in the middle east fighting against the Syrian rebels and ISIS
>Tfw know someone who could get me in contact with them
>tfw could finally become a man and fight amongst strangers for a cause more important than my hedonistic life
>Tfw stuck between the two and just end up feeling awful.
>>35056695
I hate it!
>>35056704
Thanks anon, I'll think about it. I might start it soon.
>>35056768
It's difficult to find them though.
>>35056776
If you're attracted to grills then there is no problem, you can't just fap to your urges in secret and live a normal life.
>>35056850
I don't want a normal life!
I want to live a real life! Where everyday is different! But I want to fuck like a slut and wear cute clothes.
>>35056768
>not masculine enough for the submissive girls
>okay I'll go for masculine girls
>all the masculine girls want masculine guys too
>half of them are secret subs who just work out to get higher-tier masculine men
>the other half want to dominate masculine men
>tfw there's literally no demographic in this world primarily attracted to betas
It's fucking bullshit. You have no idea how many times I've chased dom girls only for them to go "no, I just wanna fuck Arnold in the ass, y'know to prove I'm strong."
I'm just gonna go full serial killer and hope that turns them on.
>>35056776
>wear nothing but clothes
what else does one wear
>>35056903
Military fatigues.
>>35056850
Stop being in denial and let me suck your cock anon
>>35056850
Go to the gym, anon.They'll definitely be there.
>>35056898
>I'm just gonna go full serial killer and hope that turns them on.
Only one way to find out!
>>35056898
The most laughable aspect of this post is the fact that this would work probably
Lift weights and party with the bros
stop watching anime. its gay and lowers your test
>>35057058
>Go to the gym, anon.They'll definitely be there.
I all I see at the gym are stacy trash tier
maybe it's because I'm still in uni
or maybe because I only go late at night
>>35056898
Breaking news: men like WOMEN and women like MEN
>>35057123
>girls who care enough about their appearance to excercise regular
>Stacy tier
Well color me shocked. Yes, the cardio bunnies are gonna be full Stacy. And the women you see lifting will be one of three categories:
1. Women in their 60s who wanna live to their 70s
2. Women lifting because they wanna fuck Chad and they're not as dumb as cardio bunnies who think "I don't wanna get muscular"
3. Women on steroids who have absolutely no interest in getting laid
The gym is a bad place to pick up girls in general, that's not what anyone is there for. But do go to the gym.
>>35056898
Stop trying to corrupt me!
>>35057058
Good idea, I'll try.
>>35056898
>want taller than me gf
>tall girls only want nonexistent taller chad
>you will never dom a tall girl
>>35057244
Meant to >>35057045
dasddfase
>>35057293
>>35057244
>Stop trying to corrupt me!
they're trying tot corrupt us all anon
wake up
>>35057244
Come to my gym. I'll help you train. You get on the bench press, and I'll spot you, just like this except closer. Real, real close.
>>35057244
>Stop trying to corrupt me!
It's not like you aren't already a faggot.
Come on, I'll take you on a date and hold your hand.
>>35057244
Good luck anon!
>>35057123
>all I see at the gym are stacy trash tier
Then what you're looking for are tomboys, my friend.
>>35057311
Checked. Thanks for redpilling me anon, now I see.
>>35057347
>>35057406
I know your tricks now, you can do nothing against me! Everybody turns gay after seeing too much pornography made by jews, in reality I'm 100% heterosexual.
>>35057479
Thanks!
>>35057560
>turns gay
You know there's no such thing, right? If you feel it at all it was always there.
Just come to the gym with me and we'll see what happens.
>>35057560
>Everybody turns gay after seeing too much pornography made by jews
Who said we were going to watch porn? Aren't you getting ahead now?
I just wanted you to take you to see the world around you, as we hold hands of course.
>>35057622
>>35057636
Why can't you accept hetero robots like me exist? I'm sure there are plenty of gay robots for you to erp with, you don't need me.
>>35057742
anime is a fag cultural property
please stop using anime images if you intend to continue on insisting that you are not gay
>>35057742
But I'm straight, anon. 100%, just like you. I'm not sure what you're trying to say to me. What's gay about anything I've said? I just want you to come to the gym with me for some male bonding.
>>35057841
anime girls are the new handkerchief code
you heard it here first, folks
>>35057841
I'm a little bit gay, I admit it. Just a tiny bit!
>>35057871
If you're saying you won't do anything weird I guess I can believe you...
>>35057956
>I'm a little bit gay, I admit it. Just a tiny bit!
Will you go on a date with me now? It'll be our secret
>>35057956
Completely normal behavior. Nothing out of the ordinary. Maybe we could even get dinner after. Y'know, a manly dinner. Like burgers or steak. A real bro time. Just you and me, all sweaty and full of adrenalin.
>>35057841
>posting qt anime grills is gay now
Truly we are living in the darkest timeline.
>>35058096
>implying it hasn't always been this way
>implying a straight male would ever post some shit like this unironically
>>35058007
Ok, just ONE date to make you happy. After that I will be lift and date girls.
>>35058072
I don't have many friends, if that's what manly friends do then it's fine.
>>35058214
I can show you lots of things that manly friends do together, trust me. You'll have to take your shirt off and let me see if you're getting strong though.
>>35058214
>Ok, just ONE date to make you happy. After that I will be lift and date girls.
You'll want more than just one date after the first one
>>35056635
how do you guys manage to eat 10,000 calories a day?
I'm a skelly and I get bloated after just one small meal
>>35058173
>implying fags have been behind anime grill shitposting since the beginning of 4chan.
that explains alot actually.
>>35056308
i noticed that i am a bit feminine too
>how i sit (i try to keep my back very straaight while sitting,Sometimes it looks like im trying to poke my butt out)
>how i cross my legs when i stand for a while (its a bad habit since i was a kid)
>get flustered when i get a compliment
>do gay shit
>constantly make jokes about me being gay(even though i am straight)
>>35056308
you want to become like this boi?
>>35058405
>do gay shit
maybe you are more than just a bit feminine
>>35058247
I thought you were a weirdo at first, it's good you're just asking for us to do normal friendly stuff now.
>>35058306
*sigh*... what are you even planning to do with me?
>>35058405
Same here anon, it doesn't mean we can't be manly in the future.
>>35058442
Do girls like guys who look like him?
>>35058442
nope still a virgin
>>35058495
>*sigh*... what are you even planning to do with me?
Depends if you want to do anything anon, but I'll hold your hand and take you for a walk on the park, maybe a kiss on the cheek. Have a fancy dinner and then come home to cuddle and play vidya, if you like those.
>>35058641
>Depends if you want to do anything anon
I'll just follow your lead and do whatever you want. Don't get me wrong, I'm just doing this because I'm a nice person and want you to have fun, it's not like I enjoy dating boys or anything.
>>35058495
Yeah, normal friendly stuff. I'll have to check out your legs too though. Leg day is important. You might even wanna shave your legs, y'know, reduce the friction and all. And then I can give them a thorough inspection.
I'll post some greentexts
>>35058852
Read these once every while and try to get an idea about alpha mindset. Because it is a mindset
>>35058641
>anon will never take you out on a lovely date before cuddling with you all night
>>35058801
>I'll just follow your lead and do whatever you want.
Alright then. There's also an aquarium nearby, do you like sea life anon? I'll pay for your ticket.
>Don't get me wrong, I'm just doing this because I'm a nice person and want you to have fun, it's not like I enjoy dating boys or anything.
It's okay, I understand you might be too shy to admit it.
>>35058884
Stop watching porn
Originalo
>>35058914
Originaloni commentino
>>35058902
I will, if you let me
>>35057406
OP obviously doesnt want it I VOLUNTEER
>>35058954
And stop posting anime with each post
It makes you look like an Autistic homosexual
>>35056308
fight me, the loser becomes a sex slave. winner becomes a manly man
>>35059025
a-as long as you're a cute nice weeb boy then sure
>>35058852
>>35058884
>>35058914
>>35058954
Thanks anon, I'm saving to read them later. Should I just stop porn or do I have to no-fap?
>>35058849
Shave my legs? I'm not sure about that.
>>35059025
I hope you're not the same anon who has a date with me, nothing pisses me off more than sluts who date multiple people at the same time.
>>35058914
it's not beta to fuck traps is it? i'm getting practice for girls..
>>35059111
>weeb boy
I'm sorry but anime is the devil
>>35059161
>I hope you're not the same anon who has a date with me, nothing pisses me off more than sluts who date multiple people at the same time.
Of course that's not me, that's not a cute smirk and my filenames are all 7 digits.
>>35059161
No-Fap is way better.
Been doing it for a couple of weeks and I feel way more aggressive and assertive.
>>35059177
It's not beta it's perverted.
Any decent girl will not go for someone that fucks trannies. Even though many say that they wouldn't judge someone for it. Believe me they judge you for it.
>>35059215
That's good (I'm not jealous of you or anything, don't get funny ideas!).
>>35059292
No-fap it is then!
>>35059211
i would only ever date a boy who loves anime, sorry anon..
>>35059369
>(I'm not jealous of you or anything, don't get funny ideas!).
That's okay, I wouldn't expect you to admit it publicly
>>35059161
Why wouldn't you want to shave your legs? It's so much better for working out and it'll look good. All the guys at the gym will want you! I mean, want to be you. Sorry, slip of the tongue.
>>35059369
Actually do it faggot
Never negotiate with yourself
Get an iron will
>>35058954
>>35058914
What do I do if I never had any desire to be manly and alpha, even when young? I wish it was more acceptable to embrace femininity. I'm sure there are women who want to be and are dominant and alpha and aren't judged for it. It's only posts like these and other "alpha" guys putting me down irl that make me feel bad about femininity
>>35059388
I love anime, where are you from?
>>35059705
i am canadian
a fucking leaf!
>>35059782
Want to cuddle and watch anime?
>>35059782
Oh, I'm from new Zealand, maybe you could immigrate, we could get married and get dual citizenship and watch anime all night
>>35059675
How old are you?
Man is supposed to be dominant its in our biology. Woman want a man to be dominant. Even the most dominant woman want this. The reason they act dominant is so that they can be overwhelmed by a stronger man. The core of female sexuality is being overwhelmed(Not rape). You feel shame because you know you have to do better. Thats why society shames people to avoid dysfunction.
>>35056462
Oh, that's why we have all of these cuck threads.
>>35056776
>thinking killing brown people in bumfuck nowhere is having a purpose
WEW LAD
>>35059880
t-that sounds like a great date night..
>>35059895
that's really far :<
Animefags are so fucking gay I could puke
>>35060065
What sort of shows do you like?
>>35060122
mainly cute shows, this season im watching maidragon, nyanko days and gabriel dropout!
>>35060242
Oh, I don't really watch current stuff.
>>35060300
oh okay
what stuff do you watch?
STEP ONE: stop consuming any foods out of plastic, switch to organic meat, fruit, and vegetables, clean all vegetables before you eat them. switch to all natural hygienic products, avoid heavily artificial chemicals and substances wherever you can, avoid all overly artificial food.
Plastic, pesticides, and artificial chemicals all lower your bodies testosterone production and increase estrogen production.
STEP TWO: Start eating right, eat a lot of red meat, blueberries, and other testosterone boosting foods. Google can point you in right direction. Make sure you get enough sleep. Start exercising, specifically strength training. A healthy diet, exercise routine, and sleep schedule will do wonders for your testosterone production.
STEP THREE: Start doing research into masculinity, what it means to be manly, the expectations placed upon men in traditional cultures. Good books to go to are "The Way of Men" by Jack Donovan, "Manliness" by Harvey C. Mansfield, and "Honor" by James Bowman. Do your own research into epic tales, great men throughout history, and build a canon of your own on masculinity.
In the Way of Men, Jack Donovan outlines 4 manly virtues that have defined men in every culture.
Strength, a man's physical health, prowess and capability. This was most valued among the hunters of our ancestors, soldiers, and warriors but as civilization develops emphasis is moved away from it.
Courage, a mans' willingness and ability to act in the face of danger and in crisis. A man's ability to get back into the fight and charge into battle, to face his challenges unflinchingly.
Mastery, man's skill and knowledge of his craft. Mastery comes in many forms, from mastery of combat, to of a field of study like engineering or even art. To be manly, you must be good at something that you can use to contribute in a valuable away to your tribe.
Honor, a man's standing in his community particularly among his fellow men. (cont.)
>>35060376
I prefer the old stuff, the comfy classics like Galaxy Express 999, Dear Brother, Boogiepop Phantom, and Neo Ranga.
I really like hand drawn animation
>>35060426
Honor as a manly virtue is cultivated as a result of the cultivation of the other three- if a man his strong, courageous and masterful, he will inevitably be honored by his fellow men for it. Honor is something that must be earned and kept, but can also be lost. To be honored and in high standing among your tribesmen for your strength, courage, and mastery, this is to be a man.
This is only a very brief summary of what it is to be masculine or manly. Our ancestors discussed it, we discuss it, and our great grandchildren shall just the same.
Go, anon, be the manliest most badass man you can and inspire those around you.
>>35056627
Who said you had to lift? There's many variations of exercise besides lifting. Jumping jacks, yoga, running, even just playing a sport works.
And you don't have to lift dumbbells to lift. You can literally fill up grocery bags to an appropriate weight and lift those.
But another thing to note is that drinking milk will help build your bones up.
>>35060439
oh nice
i watch some older stuff like gundams and slayers
>>35060563
Strength training/power lifting boost testosterone levels more than any other type of exercise.
>>35060625
What about push ups, sit ups, and pull ups? Where do they fall on the scale?
>>35060610
Oh yeah Slayers is great!
>>35060658
those are essentially bodyweight strength training exercises.
>>35060688
Are those second to power lifting in terms of testosterone boosts?
>self improvement thread was actually gay erp thread in disguise
>>35056308
Listen to some Johnny Cash
>>35060768
in the long run, yes, slightly. but if bodyweights are all you can do, do them. there are certain exercises that are hard to train without equipment and your growth is limited.
Damn, this thread was gay.
>>35056476
Doesn't masturbation reduce testosterone and make you less masculine?