>Have to read a whole book >Have to answer 87 fucking questions

>have a 299 word essay on my dog
>Due in may
>I'm browsing 4chin
>Mfw

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>have a 500 word essay due in 48 hours
>still browsing 4chan
>FML

>>35050937
Just search [insert book name] essay on google and if it's not some super obscure book I'm sure you'll find something you're looking for. Good luck OP.

>>35050982
thats literally nothing

>have a quiz on the alphabet next week
>am eating butter dogs
how do i go about killing myself?

>>35051009
>literally nothing

Literally go back
>>>>reddit

>Have 5 page essay due
>still don't do it
I was such a shithead student

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>test in an hour
>barely understand the extended content
I feel like I'm becoming a brainlet and I don't know why.

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>>35050937
You say "fml" like fate conspires against you, but really you fucked your own life.

Stop being so pathetic and do your fucking homework.