>yfw you realize having a gf/wife is essentially the same as having a pet that can talk
Pets won't cheat on you, take your house, and make you pay alimony.
>>35050165
the fuck. NO it's only a complenent It's not neccesary to get a gf lmao
>>35050165
you wish OP, lol
But doggos are more loyal.
Or even loyal at all..
>>35050165
A very very expensive, disloyal pet that will run away and get fucked by nignogs if you turn your back to them even for a second.
>>35050165
>cum inside woman
>9 months of no sex
>get kid
>loud obnoxious little shit
>frustration gets the best of me
>get divorced, lose everything
>$2000 a month in alimony
>regret.png
>cum inside dog
>can still have sex while pregnant
>can drown the puppies
>repeat
>dont lose everything
>happiness
I'm not even into animals, yet I can see which is the superior option.