>You will never be a soldier in WW2 Why can't fucking

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>>35050161
>ywn march in a parade of a new and well equipped Wehrmacht, wetting young girls panties everywhere you go

>>35050212
No thanks, I'd rather not march in a parade and win the war instead.

Yeah, I've had the same thoughts, OP. In fact, given my shitty life, I'd relish the thought of getting out frustration and anger, and the prospect of winning=rape and pillaging till you drop.

>>35050161

I'd go to war because I want to die.
And dying on the battlefield is much better than committing suicide in your room like a pussy.

I don't think the German who were sent to invade Russia on winter enjoyed it

>You'll never find out about yourself working in some fucking factory in Ohio.

>>35050161
>WW2 soldier
>literally murdering other whites (or honorary Aryan Nips) over the machinations of Jews and international corporations

>>35050161
This is why I wanted Hilary to win. If she had we wouldve been at war with Russia by now.

>>35051340

You wouldn't be fighting on foot. You would be nuclear waste by now sweaty :)

>>35051340
But then you'd get blown up by a drone, not really worth it desu

>shitty food
>shitty sleep
>one day your close friends get killed
>another day you get shot and lose body parts that will pretty much hurt forever because shitty medical treatment

that's a really stupid thing you just said, everyone is a tough guy until it's time to do tough guy shit

>>35051424
I am a toug guy though shitfag

>>35051368
Drones are still used in limited numbers and only really work on shit farmers who dont have access to proper radar or air defense.

>>35051446

you are a retard, no tough guy enjoys actual war

liking combat is one thing but war puts innocent people in between who don't want a thing to do with it, it's fucked up to such a huge extent it's difficult to put into words

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I played racing games and i will always love them. But its nothing compared to driving a real car on a race track. The feedback you get from all the gforces and vibrations, the sound and the feel of the engine etc.

I will never get to rope a dope in real life and feel my upwards momentum slowly bleed away and the feedback from the plane as i am strapped into the pilots seat. Flight sims are awesome and all, but im guessing its nothing compared to the real thing.

>>35051365
Nuclear war is a zero sum game, Putin knows this. Why do you think he tried so hard to get Trump in power? He knows he would lose a war with nato.

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>>35050161

How come the only people who romanticize war are the people who have never experienced it?

Please enlist. Trump is just about going to start a war. You'll greatly enjoy it.

>>35051514

>no tough guy actually enjoys war because I say so

American Sniper. Enough said faggot.

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>>35050914
This

>>35051512

What radar and air defence do you have fgt?

>>35050161
I agree
Im in the military and theres some crazy guys here
We had a war here 20 years ago and theres this weird old guy who says he enjoyed the war
always has some crazy stories about burning villages and getting into firefights
Hes quiting and joining mercenaries
Theres no doubt some people would enjoy being in ww2

>enjoy the war experience
>live in shitty conditions
>eat the crappiest food known to man
>march long distances
>whiz...whiz....
>now your dead

Was tons of fun.

>>35051539
>American Sniper

....is a recruitment propaganda movie.

>>35051514
>muh innocent people meme

nobody is innocent

>>35051514
>t. Cook in the Army who had to leave the FOB once

>>35051514
Fuck that, war is the coolest thing humans ever invented. It has been the main driving force of innovation throughout most of human history. It creates generations of people who are strong and dont take shit. It drives culture like nothing else. It massively boosts the economy (of the winner). War is great.

>>35051552
I dont have any but homeland security sure as hell does.

>>35051588

>"I only wished I killed more," Kyle wrote in his book, adding "I loved what I did... It was fun. I had the time of my life"

So the premise of saying tough guys don't enjoy war is fake and gay. Kys.

>>35051525
is that from the book 'in persuit'? I remember reading about this and practicing it in wwiiol

A soldier's purpose is to carry out orders.
Most of these orders are the most boring, brainless chores you can think of.
99% of war is peace and the 1% is you getting shot at by someone who can't even see you very well.
SO EXCITING! JUST LIKE MY VIDEO GAMES!!!

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>>35050161
I'm thinking of joining the army but my country's one is a meme

>>35051704
Its about the camaraderie, and the chance to die doing something respectable.

Read an article about a German liberal woman that was upset at her dad. She asked him how the war was for him and he says "Greatest time of my life! All the people I met, all the things we did together. I really enjoyed being a soldier and fighting for my country."
"Nooo dad! But war is wrong!"

My life is going nowhere so I'm actually considering joining the army, however I dont want to be positioned in some 3rd world shithole where I'm told to help little kids that want to bomb us all

>>35051719
be an ulster lad and then join the britbong army.

>>35051691
Thats right. It was a really good book, before i read it i never really bothered with energy fighting.

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>Try to join the YPG
>Get accepted
>Link up with YPG in Iraq
>Get arrested at a police checkpoint trying to get into Rojava
>Spend 5 days in Hawler prison in Erbil
>No charges

Thank god I'm back home being a useless NEET who never leaves his room :)
I wish I was in Syria right now.

>>35051719
It's not a meme, it's just small. We don't need a big army at all.

>>35051719
You're country is a meme silly mick. You need to join the glorious U.K. Like you were before 1922

>>35051606
>>35051628

that's really fucking stupid, you condone destroying everything that a person ever meant in just 1 second, in some cases yeah it has to be done, but doing this to someone who doesn't want to have a thing to do with whatever retarded fight you're fighting and it's actually good, that's fucking stupid

i bet you've never seen what war does to someone outside of movies and videogames

>you would get shot by a random bullet before even reaching the beach
>chad would push inside the buker

>>35051828
Aint nothing glorious about the UK. It's literally the most depressing place in the world, and I've been to India, where there are deformed people just lying in the streets.

>>35050161
It was the defining event of so many people's lives, a shared experience that gave them strength and purpose, something you could instantly use to relate to someone else. Whereas we are soft, aimless individuals.

>>35051731

>something respectable

do you really believe invading foreign soil and disrupting their political systems to secure economic interests of a corrupt government is respectable? genuinely asking.

>>35051977
Yes. Kicking Hitlers ass sure as hell was. If you're asking about the bullshit in the middle east I dont consider bombing the shit out of goat fuckers a war. I still respect the soldiers who fight there I just personally wouldn't want to be deployed in the middle east.

>>35051771
Donegal man. I hate nordy Ireland so no way I'm going there
>>35051819
It's full of gypsies

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>>35050212
Feels bad man
I would love to slaughter some Amerifats with my superior weaponry and genetics.

>some people would enjoy the war experience
You most likely wouldn't enjoy it, unless you were way behind the lines in an office or something.

That being said, the normandy landings were overblown by the american media, since the eastern front was infinitely worse

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>>35050161
You won't be a soldier in WW2 but you surely will be one in WW3, fuckboii standby, it's coming sooner than you think

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>>35052596

>If you're asking about the bullshit in the middle east I dont consider bombing the shit out of goat fuckers a war.

how is participating in acts of warfare not a war?

Afghan vet here. War can be enjoyable, even the times of near death. I had bullets whiz past my hide while being hungry as fuck but still having a blast.

>>35053150
Says some schnitzel-nigger that can't even into paratroopers.

>>35053642
>>>>ibmlying
the world is too lazy for another world war. that's why only middle eastern and african shitholes do it anymore.

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>tfw you will never be a soviet liberator raping your way across Germany, leaving no loli pussy unspoiled.

>"I can't get laid and I'm addicted to videogames. If only I was hungry and cold in a trench being shot at by poor brown people, that'd fix everything."

>>35050161
>ywn daemonkilla getting to fight endless hordes of daemons