>be at work >roastie comes up and says "wow you look

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>>35045004
>be me
>8/10
>but have facial muscle disorder
>it makes me look like I frown
>have to force a smile in public
>9/10 qt 3.14 passes by
>says "Stop looking so sad it's nice out today"
>Say in monotone voice "Keep to your self, mam"
>Walk away with her not even looking at me
>Go home and chug a bottle of bourbon
>proceed to be sad by qt ruining my day
>never see her again

>>35045153
that actually sounds pretty alpha anon

>be me
>girl looks at me in passing as she walks by
> I fall in love with her
>never even said a word to each other
>dream of marrying her and growing old together

That fateful encounter was four months ago.

>>35045153
Be VE-RY careful now. I'm not a good mmhhh man to be around mmmhh nootka

>Wow anon, you always looked so pissed and angry
>I was actually in a good mood, I just don't smile
>looking pissed is my normal face

I hate this.

>>35046575
Looking sad and depressed is my normal face.
Why did this happen to us?

>>35045153
>8/10

Confirmed 4/10

>>35045004
>anon didn't punch her in the jaw
SAD!

>you don't smile very much

IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE FUCKED UP TEETH OK!

normies really love shoving shit down your throat dont they

>>35046575
You are ugly. Normies are just passive aggressive bullying you.

>tfw always look angry or confused due to shit genetics

>>35045004
Jesus, that pic and that post are depressing the fuck out of me.

My saddest days as a teen were sitting alone at lunch time, eating a burger and hardly even savouring the taste, just wishing I were an undead spirit who didn't have to be visible and didn't need sustenance.

>>35045004
>You're right, I am.


ineeidneidnedie

>>35046662

Imagine being ugly and dating a blind girl that genuinely loves you.

Would normies think you're manipulating her?

>>35045004
>always look like I hate life
>can be perfectly happy
>whenever I do smile people around me make a big point about how nice it is when I smile and how I never do it
>get my day ruined by people pointing it out like I'm some sort of depressed freak

One of these days I'm going to start openly shitting on other people for thinking its OK to tease me like that.

>>35046731
Of course they would.

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>"OH COME ON NOW, IT'S NOT THAT BAD!"

They have begun to call me "smiles" or smiley because I always look pissed.

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY MOOD?

One of my coworkers said I'm way to calm, to the point where someone can be pissed off, and my nonchalant calm responses would piss them off even more.

Is that....bad?

>>35047295
Your coworker is just a douche or a cunt or both with some kind of personal aggression issues

>>35047597

Nah, that's completely wrong, he heavily helps me get through the day, I love joking around with him an shit, he's a good person.

>>35047245
I've been trying to comment a variation of kek for two minuets but its not fucking original. anyway funny comment.

>>35047295
Normies can be triggered too. Just keep living your life

>>35045004

>anon why do you look so angry all the time
>anon you look like you hate everyone
>wow, what a grouch
>smile, anon! I never see you smile

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck people need to mind their own goddamn business.

>be the person everyone makes fun of
>they all say it's in jest
>"anon must hate us all because of how much we bully him"
>"no its okay, I understand its just a joke lol"
>its not ok
>its not ok at all
>tfw self esteem is completely destroyed and I've spent multiple times crying after people said really mean things that just got to me

>>35045004
Gay

Totally original

>>35047645

dude what the fuck. don't put up with that shit.

if someone crosses the line, they crossed the line. doesn't matter if they were joking. "but I was just jokin' hahahaha anon you're so touchy" is a convenient excuse for them to use to get off on making you their punching bag.

they know what they're doing, so stand up for yourself.

>>35047663
I don't really want to start drama

>>35045004
i worked with a stacy that always complained about me not smiling and how I should be working at a factory instead. dumb annoying bitch.

>>35047672
If people cross my line, I usually cross their line immediately.

A co-worker was making fun of me for being homeschooled. I made fun of her parents hating her enough to send her to a government institution for 18 years.

She looked absolutely shocked. Was pretty funny

>>35047672
standing up for yourself is no the same as starting drama. if you think their jokes go too far, you have to tell them or they'll treat you like shit for as long as they can.

i can already tell that you don't like being treated like shit, so stop letting them.

>>35047702
good one. what's so funny about being homeschooled anyways? i dont understand some people.

>>35047672
Quit being so passive you fucking goddamn cuck

>>35047714
I mean, I'm homeschooled and I make fun of homeschoolers. Many are fucking retards, but many are more emotionally healthy too.

I don't mind a little riffing and jesting, but you can tell if somebody is taking it a little too far. Women usually do this.

>>35045153
she just wanted to cheer you up you fuckin' stupid idiot

>>35045004
>previous job
>at lunch
>someone suddenly says it's extremely entertaining to watch me eat
>he didn't seem like he was mocking me, just genuinely fascinated
>ask him what's weird about my eating
>apparently I have a very systematic read: autistic approach to how I eat, but he can't describe any further

>travel abroad to the US
>somehow end up on a dinner date with a girl
>she says a similar thing
>is literally fascinated by the way I cut up my meat and approach my plate
>I'm still confused as to what I'm actually doing, but I didn't ask further

>at new job
>lunch with some of the office ladies and receptionists
>one of the younger ones is staring at me eat
>I look back at her
>"Wow, watching you eat is.. it's literally the highlight of my workday, anon"
>have a good tone with her, ask her what's so interesting about my food habits
>tells me I eat exactly the same way every meal like it's a ritual
>after every bite I apparently stare into space for a split second, as if I'm assessing the bite I just took, and contemplate on the tastes
>I also apparently eat in a geometric way, creating shapes out of my food for easier consumption
>she says watching me enjoy my food like this makes genuinely makes her happy, the others at the table agrees

I guess I should feel happy about it, but I don't enjoy being the center of attention at lunch like this.

>>35046731
Blind people can form images in their heads based on touch input. It's not like the stuff your brain makes when you're dreaming but they can still imagine what forms look like.
My friend had a blind gf and he told me she would often just tap all around his face, like certain insects do with their antennas.
Blind girls can still *feel* if you're ugly, and make no mistake they all just want chad too.

>>35047295
I get that, it amuses me. People see your blank face and project mockery onto it, at some point i actually start mocking them.

>>35047869
>implying she wasn't mocking him

>go to work
>an acquaintance asks me why i never talk to anyone and why I always look sad
>don't say anything because if I would have told my true feelings about how I hate almost everyone at my job, I'd be hated by everyone in the company
>push out a fake smile and shrug
>proceeds to tell his friend that I'm a work shooter waiting to happen and they both laugh it out

little does he know that i hated his guts from day 1

>>35047884
wow I can actually relate to this.
>couple of friends say that the way I eat is "intelligent"
>asked them to explain what they meant but they couldn't explain it
>had family in town last week and they all commented on how I ate

I'm not even sure what I'm doing to make them say anything about it

>>35045004


>arrive at my stupid wagekekjob
>manager comes up to me
>"you look like shit anon, tired?"
>"I am always tired."

It is the same fucking exchange every time I work. Atleast he never calls me out for being a trainwreck and pissing off customers by being me.

>>35046740


If the fact that people point it out pushes you out of balance like that chances are good that you actually are a depressed freak.

>>35047884
Just wow anon- ojujunal

>>35047884
Stupidest shit I've seen on here yet

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My sister said that her friends tell her that I look like I want to kill everyone.

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>>35045153
>tfw natural facial resting position is frowning
>tfw extremely sensitive to loud sounds and movement
>in college class
>someone raises their hand in front of me
>I flinch

>>35048841
Well do you want to kill everyone?

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>>35045004
>"Hey anon. How are you?"
>I'm alright
>"You don't look alright

>>35045153
STOP BEING SAD, THE WEATHER IS NICE

THE WEATHER IS NICE

:D

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>>35048333
she wasn't

>>35047295
Years of wageslaving in customer service have conditioned me to the point that extreme calm and disconnect is my normal state of existence
Can only be screamed at by scumbag customers for so long before I learned to just not react

>>35049488
Why'd someone photoshop a picture of a loli onto a gta v screenshot?

tfw no one to play online with

>natural frown
>really tired after uni session
>only slept 5 hours the night before
>Take bus
>this girl from my uni sits next to me
>she tries to start a conversation
>Hardly can understand what she tells me
>I give her one word answers or don't answer at all
>At this point she just changes seat

>>35049531
i'll play online with you anon

>>35049601
Yeah if you want. Depends which timezone you're in though.

>>35049654
CST desu

>>35049669
That's a bit shit. I'm GMT

>wake up in a good mood
>face never really reflects it
>go get breakfast
>mom yells at me to "FIRE UP DONT LOOK SO DOWN"
>tell her that i was in a perfectly good mood until she said that

Every fucking day with this shit. "FIRE UP FIRE UP". HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK OFF CUNT.

>>35045004
>you are forced to smile everywhere
>when you dont people start "cheering" you up DONT BE SAD BRO its ok
Thank goodness i live in Russia where nobody smiles

>work at small office
>only one here up front today, feels good man
>weird woman who owns business next door comes over
>gives me that unsettling, wide-eyed, fake smile and says "HIIIIIII"
>"WOOOOW YOU'RE HERE ALL BY YOURSELF????"
>yeah
>"WOOOOW ISN'T IT LONELY???" still doing wide-eyed grimace
>no I like it, it's peaceful
>"REAAALLY?"
>yes, have a good day
>she leaves

I fucking hate her so much. My boss and coworkers agree there is something fucking wrong with her but we can't pinpoint what. It's a mixture of being a spacecase and a fucking bitch I think