What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you

Nothing. Just drawing a blank. Nice knees, I guess? I don't know.

It's /r9k/ so that's probably a man.

>>35044102
What are you eating? Spit it out. Spit it!

>>35044102
"that's probably a dude"

originally, too

I'm wondering if her feminine penis is small and cute or big and hot

>>35044102
"Please God let her have a penis"

>>35044133
This. 0rigina1

This is on r9k so I bet that's a dude. That was my first thought.

>>35044102
>an appealing picture of a cute feminine creature wearing skimpy clothing

fuck it's a man isn't it

>>35044133
>>35044154
>>35044155
>>35044157
>>35044166
>>35044239


I know her irl. I can confirm that she isn't a dude.

Too much makeup.
Filter.
Fake nails.
Flattering photo.
Staged angle.

She probably doesn't look very good in person.

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>>35044409
>no feminine penis
what the FUCK get out of this board

>>35044102
"She's pretty qt, I hope she's not a trap"
it's a fucking trap isn't it

>>35044409
My second thought is about how I'm so lonely. Looking at cute girls makes me remember that I'm going to die alone.

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I wonder if she looks like this while naked.

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I have another pic btw.

>>35044616
Ask her if she wants an average looking Californian bf with as much personality as a tall glass of warm water.

>>35044102
Cunt
that in a he is my mate way and in she is probably a bitch or just her vag

>>35044102
FUCKING ROASTIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Attention whore. Why would one even take selfies? I never understood that.

>>35044102
Goddamn stacy, I hope she dies in a fire

>>35044102
>disgusting western whore.

they're all the same.

nothing to see here.

>>35044102

toungefuck

i matched with her on Tinder.

>>35045310
What city are you from?

orogiseijbsdgf

is there a second braid on the right side?

>>35044102
SSEX

Shirt and socks are different colors of gray

>>35044493

Because you won't lower your standards? Yeah. Your gonna die alone alright.

>>35044102
Probably a dude.

o r i g i n a l p o s t

First thought is "what the fuck are those socks?"

Second thought is "I bet there's a lot of faggots posting about it having a penis"

Third thought is "yep I was right buncha fags wanting it to have a penis."

makes me kind of upset because I go to great pains to take good care of my skin and hair, and girls like this with below-average features just slap on some makeup and an Instagram filter and they're praised for being beautiful

White girls all look the same to me

>>35046553
>below-average features

Care to elaborate?

>>35044102
the desire to fuck her

I want to spread her legs open and put my willy inside her

>>35044102
Insecurity or feinting it for cuteness factor

>>35044102
I'm thinking about sex because that's the only thing an image like that is trying to communicate. I'm not even a straight male.

>>35044409
Tell her to not send that to someone she doesn't want to get off of it.

>>35044102
her jumpsuit is broken

*BBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPP* (vagina)

>>35044642
norcal? If you were from socal you wouldnt be able to decide wither being with you is like slowly drowning or numb burning as of late

>>35044102
How bigs her dick?

idk she loots pretty nice I guess.

>>35048074
fuck look* not loot. God damn niggers.

>>35044102

She is cute and I have loose skin because used to be fatass so I could never ever be with anyone. Feelsaloneman

I'm a loser faggot who got fat due to suicidal depression, gave up on life, no discernable skills that qualify me for any meaningful place in the world. (not that any really exist to begin with)

Could have been a legit 9 out of 10 and now I'm ruined. No job, mental illness deprived me of my dream which is to study physics. Should probably just kill myself or martyr myself in some meaningful way (no, FBI, I don't mean killing people) maybe I should just kill myself in front of a village of impoverished and famine stricken Ethiopians and let them eat me or I could just sell everything, donate it and then eat buckshot.

Thanks for bringing it out, OP.

>>35044102
I should go make something to eat.

>>35044102
Boy I sure do hate myself today.

>>35048151

Validate me by telling me to kill myself or empathize in some way pls

whazian

girls who look like that will never be attracted to me


oh well

I wanna split her boipussy open, especially if she's an actual girl

>>35048151
>I have loose skin because used to be fatass so I could never ever be with anyone. Feelsaloneman

I'm in the same situation.

I hate myself so fucking much for letting myself get fat.

>>35044102
Something I can never have

>>35044102
My thought process:
>she
>feminine penis
>implying

>>35044102
Penis. It definitely has a penis

"faggot"


original shitcorn

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>>35044102
Attention whore. Also, robots have shit taste in women, which is why they're miserable.