>started a new job >secretary says "see you tomorrow"

Say "actually, you shouldn't. You're the only nice person to me here and I'm gonna shoot up the place tomorrow, so call in sick and stay home".
Then as you're leaving say "lol I'm just kidding" so you don't get fired.

It's obvious she wants the D, go ask her out

It's easy. Just embrace you are a fucking loser and accept it.

Things become a lot easier once you do that.

I stopped trying to hide how much I hate myself and let it show through. It works quite well.

You can't beat a forced smile underneath a thousand yard stare and saying "heh... yeh... s-see ya".

It really drives home just how much you wanna die.

You would really be surprised by how much people don't give you shit when you look like you are one bad day away from taking a double barrelled mouthwash.

ha ha that's adorable. you're so cute anon.

try something solid like "see you" then graduate to witty retorts later, like "god, do you have to remind me?"

>>35042245
Are you the same guy posting these in job threads?

>>35042292
Nah I just came home, that's why my shitposting is still a bit rusty.

>>35042170
>>35042283
And then graduate to fucking her in the bathroom.
God bless anon.

>>35042170
>How the fuck are you supposed to respond to that?
What the fuck...
Ok, just reply with "see you" or "bye". It's not that hard, Anon.

>>35042270
>It's obvious she wants the D

No it's not, retard

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>>35042339
>It's not that hard, Anon.

For you maybe

>>35042331
oh god don't do that, it's not like in the movies, it's stupid and cramped and uncomfortable for everyone

It's just a polite way of saying bye you mongoloid. What do you not understand about it?

Yeah, see you around.

Have a good one.

Yeah, take it easy.

t. ex-wagecuck normie infiltrator

>>35042437
>ex-wagecuck normie infiltrator
heh

>>35042170
>not if I see you tonight ;)

thank you anon have a good evening

don't mind this rant
>went to community college during summers i got to work at a insurance company for three summers
>i worked in two same departments and the other was different department
>graduated from college got a job from the insurance company
>i was expecting kind of the same thing but instead we couldn't talk, had to wait until break to use the bathrooms
>one boss was a bitch i had to take a pill to calm me down