>be me
>mommy's big bouncing 400lb boy
>having a bubbly bubble bath in my reinforced steel tub
>making tendie flavoured bubbles from my poopy hole
>love felling them tickle past my mighty 2 inch peepee
>squeeze extra to hard to make an extra big bubble
>suddenly the water turns to gravy
"REEEEEEE! MOMMY! I POO POOED IN THE BATHY TUB! NOW YOUR BABY YOU MUST SCRUB!"
>no answer
"MOMMY! THE WATER IS ALL BROWN AND STINKY! THERE'S TENDIE JUICE ON BABY'S WINKY!"
>still no response
>i lift my ample frame out of the brown smelly sludge
>it has rendered me covered in slippery poop juice
>slide my way downstairs to see mommy and another new chaddy daddy cuddling on the couch
"oh, anon... i thought you were still in the bath... didn't you play with that plugged in toaster i gave you?"
"BABY POOPIED IN THE BATH! CLEAN IT UP OR FEEL MY WRATH!"
"listen champ, your mom and i are trying to watch the movie. how about you go upstairs and give us some private time. you might wanna clean up too, you smell like shit"
>i can feel my tard rage building
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>grab my loot crate exclusive replica minecraft sword and strike chaddy daddy in the head
"that's it you fat little shit! you're gonna get it!"
>he charges and attempts to grab me
>my shitty coating has turned me into a slippery brown seal
>i slip out of his grip and waddle upstairs towards the bathroom
"got you now bitch!"
>he charges me again but slips on a stray turdie tendie which sends him flying towards my rusty brown bath
>hold his head under the kf sea of poop as he struggles to fight for air
"DRINK MY RANCID TENDIE JUICE, THEN YOU AND I CAN FORM A TRUCE!"
>suddenly he stops breathing
>he must be dead lol
>talk to mommy
"CHADDY DADDY DROWNED IN CRAP! NOW MOMMY MUST TAKE THE RAP!"
"sure anon, prison has to better than this"
>get tendies at the place station
>turns out the death penalty is legal in this state
>mommy BTFO
I guess she should've taken better care of her baby.
>>35039489
How can you treat your own mother like this? You're trash.
I've missed these stories desu.
This is definitely not fabricated, and homosexual.
>>35039928
FART FART POOPY POOPY FART FART POOPY POOPY EAT DA POO POO OH YES LICK POOP SO GOOD OH YES POOPY POOPY FART FART SUCK POOP EAT POOP PLAY POOP FART
>>35040149
Don't give that shit
>>35039489
Kek, I love tendies stories.
>>35039489
>play with toaster
my sides
>>35039489
OP on right
>>35039489
>>my shitty coating has turned me into a slippery brown seal
This was the highlight for me. Very nice indeed.
>>35039489
my only disappointment with your post
is that i am certain that it is 100% fabricated
>>35039928
I have a feeling they died out because normies are taking over they they just don't get it.