>going to turn 26 this year My entire life was wasted. Everything

Same.
Dying it is, then.

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>tfw to inteligant to an hero

>>35034658
But anon, le suicide is a permanent solution to a permanent problem.

Godspeed and happy? birthday OP

>>35034729
>permanent solution to a permanent problem
Fucking hyperkeks m8

>>35034158
going to be 25 this year. how do i make sure I am not you next year?

>>35034769
>just become an astronaut desu

>>35034769
If your goals are reachable, start doing everything in your power to reach them right this second. Don't waste time. Don't escape reality.

>>35034158
>now forever out of reach.
that's bullshit

we are the new 26

we will start an era an era of legends

>>35034879
It literally is out of reach for me though

>>35034902
why? are you paralyzed from the neck down or something?

>>35034879
>You can't grow back hair
>You can't go back and live a happy teenage life
What the fuck kinda things do you think we're talking about?
muh gf??

>>35034990
I can't state what I wanted without derailing the thread

>>35034158
It's only up from here anon.

M A N S I O N S

>>35034769
Join the army. I'm leaving for basic in March, turn 26 in April.

>>35035357
but i have trouble following orders if I disagree with them

>tfw to intelligent too join the army

>>35034811
I appreciate your good intention, but most here are too self-absorbed to do anything about their situation.