This guy slaps your girIfriend's ass. What do you do? >He's

Explain that it's okay because she's not my girlfriend, just my really good friend and she's going through a tough time because her boyfriend broke up with her recently so I'm just taking her out so we can have a heart-to-heart chat because she says I'm a really good listener.

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>>35034079
>"heh, this will be too damn easy"
>"step back m'lady, I'll take care of this"

>>35034079
Kick his skinny legs out from under him

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Dex>strength

>>35034079
I hope he's at least a purple belt in bjj or else he's gonna find himself with an arm broken.

I don't have a gf. the closest thing he can slap to my gf is if he slaps my hand.

>>35034234
int>dex=strength

>>35034252
>chad slaps your gf (hand)
>"high five bro! what are you so sad about anon! Let's go to the next party, I'm gonna get [slutty stacy] drunk, after that it's super easy bro, she will fuck you 100% What do you say?"

>>35034079
hey big man what'd you do that for?

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>>35034079
Laugh heartily thinking of all the health problems his ridiculous height will cause him in the future, along with a premature death

>>35034079
Shoot him and force the roastie orbiters to have sex with me at gunpoint. After I complete the multiple rapes I execute them and begin to fuck the dead mans asshole to establish dominance.

>>35034330
kek xd good joke anon

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>>35034330
...d-do tall people die earlier... asking for a friend

Ask him to fuck me instead

>>35034079
i dont have a "real" 3d gf
so that wont be a problem

>>35034079
>>>/b/723179172

back to s4s

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>>35034399
On average yes. As do males, and as do left handed people. I only need to get fat and maybe I don't need to kill myself after all but I'll die of natural causes before hitting 40.

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>>35034234
Not using a quality build

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>>35034452
>im tall
>left handed
>mfw
Dont scare me faggot

>>35034452
>>35034594
>fucking 6'5
its been fun bros

>>35034619
I still doubt ill die earlier than most manlets. I dont smoke or drink. Despite this im legit scared of death

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>>35034619
>6'5"
>tall

thisisiroginalniggar

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>>35034079
He can't slap ass of my tulpa gf that exists only inside of my head. Checkmate!

>>35035065
>slaps the fuck outta your head
>you are now concussed

now what cuck?

>>35034079
sue him for sexual harassment obviously

>>35034234
str/faith all the way you pussy bitch. If you've ever made a dex build you may as well transition

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>>35034079

Me? huh, wow. Personally I'd take a drag of a cigarette and a long fucking hard look deep into this sorry cunts eyes and then flick the cigarette away as i mutter...

"you just fucking made the worst mistake of your entire fucking pathetic life"

He laughs heartily as his haram of whores worship at his feet but the smile soon falls off his face and is replaced with a look of cold horror and pure fear because he sees that i pull out of my trench coat these (picture related)

before he can even put up a fight ive slit his throat in such a way that he will experience agony for a ...little while.... before he dies!

the women are screaming and hes crawling away but i cut his hansd and feet and he is immobile.

i put a mirror in front of his face and cut off his eyelids so he has to watch the horror that is about to commence.

i cut off his lips and cock and balls and shove them so deep in his mouth hes deepthroating his own cock and balls.

my girlfriend (a solid 9/10) is so wet at this point i pick her up place her onto my huge 9 inch dick and in 3 thrusts i pull out and cum all over that guys face

he gargles in the cum and blood.

the last thing he sees is me lighting another cigarette looking at nothing in particular into the distance.

i put on my fedora i wipe the blood of my little tools on my trench coat and take a drag off the cigarette. i listen to toxicity by SOAD on my ipod as i walk away into the night.

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>>35034079
The guy in OPs pic actually has pectum excavatum and had a smaller than normal heart and other issues. Had to have ten ribs broken for surgery and had to workout an incredible amount to build up his chest

So he's not really genetic superchad, more like tall + a ton of work and bullshit

Given how he looked when young he probably got bullied as a kid as well

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>>35034079
I'd say Thank you.

ghuyuty

>>35036202
so he literally uses roids. You can't get that big while being that tall unless you hit the genetic jackpot, which he clearly didn't.

>>35036240
Maybe. 150 kg isn't really that unrealistic though, there's quite a few athletes in sports that drugtest which are 120+ kg at a much shorter height

He's been working out for a ling time as well, and has made very gradual gains if you look at older pics

>>35035649
Big deal. I'll just summon another one later.

>>35034079
Hit him where it hurts

>Feelings

>>35034079
>This guy slaps your girIfriend's ass.

Girlfriend? What, where?

>>35034079
I have the advantage because I main DEX

>>35036321
drugtests don't mean shit, it's easily bypassed

also lmao at gradual gains as a natural lifter. Protip: natty gains stop after 2-3 years due to diminishing returns, the "gradual" gains are the best sign to spot a roider

>>35036385
Natty gains stop when you're getting close to your natural limit.

Look at the guy. If he was 6' with these proportions he would very believably natty. He could probably gain another 50 kg of muscle with a frame his size

Anyways I'm not a medical professional so no idea whether he actually juices or not

Don't think it's really clear either way

>>35034166

>implying you have the right to consent to your friends being sexually assaulted

Wow. Just wow.

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Shoot him and claim self defence (im in florida so S T A N D Y O U R G R O U N D law)

easy peasy

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>>35034234
Sure thing bud *tips katana*

>>35034079
>>35036202
>>35036240
He showed his journey here to getting buff as fuck here
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=159146491

>>35034200
His legs are legit as thick as the girl's entire torsos, how is that skinny?

>>35034079
call the police and have him arrested for sexually assaulting my girlfriend

>>35036791
He literally admits there he wouldn't mind not being natty

I would not react but depending on the reaction of the girlfriend heres what we do.

1. Girlfriend doesn't like it-> happy and reward her with +50 calories over usual dinner. Perhaps take her out for a walk. My last girlfriend really enjoyed treats such as this.

2. any other response -> no dinner for the gf and next meal i will put trace mercury/thallium and let the matter drop knowing i have shaved off years of her life due to the slight heavy metal poisoning

not too much because i love her

>>35037991
He says he's still natty at 136 though, which he isn't that far above (16kg more in 3 years) so probably stayed natty

He's going to have terrible bone problems later on in life.

>>35034079
I would say:
"Hey Bro, listen, that's not really nice from you. Would you be so friendly and doesn't do that again? Thanks man."

I know that sounds Beta, but with friendly words I cooled down every situation I was ever in, except for the ones in School, because kids in puberty are fucking assholes.

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>>35034079
become confused as he slap into the empty space

>>35034399
Yes because heart needs to beat stronger and faster to pump blood across massive body. It will probably be heart related diseases but first will come fucked up knees and back.

>>35034079
what a curlbro kekekek

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>>35034079
>all girls are butterface
>there isn't a bigger motivation to being fit other than to compensate for one's unattractive face

>>35038419
Taller people have bigger hearts though

Being 6'2 or so won't make you die much earlier, but being 6'6+ will significantly impact your life expectancy

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>>35034079
I use his height against him, knock him down, and make him admit to everyone he is a lowly douchebag

Jokes on him, I don't have a gf

>>35038798
you still die earlier tho, which sucks

>>35034079
My hand does not have ass anon.

i don't tolerate that shit.

of course my courage comes mainly from knowing women never look at you the same if they realize you're a pussy and my desperation to keep my girlfriend, but the combo makes me pretty formiddable and people generally don't fuck with me, thank god

>>35038861
Better live to 75 being 6'3, getting pussy and having a family as well as a successful career rather than being 5'8, making it to 80 but having nothing but trouble with women and not being taken seriously

>>35038234
he also says "pls don't ask because my employers wont like the answer"

>>35038921
one is guaranteed the other isn't tho anon

>>35034079
Chads are honestly the nicest people out there.
You should stop hating Chads and realize the real assholes are the failed Chads who aren't at the top of the food chain so feel like they need to put people down and bully robots to reassure their alpha status.
Also realize that the real enemy is the roastie menace, for if girls still assumed traditional gender roles the failed Chads wouldn't be assholes either. It's all because of this godforsaken gynocentric society that we must suffer.

>>35039012
t. Stacey Rostberg

>>35039012
true I'd say we vote for women to fuck non-indiscriminately

>>35038948
Neither one is guaranteed

You're more likely to die earlier if tall, and you're more likely to get laid a ton and all the other stuff

>>35039209
one is statistically proven the other one isn't anon

by your logic europe is taller than asia in general therefore they are getting laid more etc,but that isn't true, think about it

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https://youtu.be/VygDf1RAIQo

250lb vs 210lb

That said this particular guy has a 40cm height advantage and a 180lb weight advantage, so I'll just pepper spray him depending on where we are.

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>>35039472
can't you just poison your gf pussy?

>>35039392
Being taller than the average of your society gets you laid

http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/tall-men-more-sex

Cross race comparisons don't really work that way either

Stabby Stabby My Friend

>>35034301
Id start jacking off midway through that speech. My cumshot would be my response

>>35039538
no because when you die you supposedly instinctively release cum, and i don't want him impregnating my gf.

>>35039573
>scientists found that men who were shorter than what they deemed ''average'' (5'8'' to 5'10'') reported one to three fewer total partners than guys with a greater stature

I'd trade that for 5 more years of being alive in all honesty

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>>35036162
It's time to take your meds jimmy

>>35039654
apply bee wax on cervix opening forehand or rig it to explode if spermatozoa is detected

>>35039676
>>35039573
>tfw college football player
>tfw khv
>Tfw 6'4

the height thing is a meme if you dont have any game

>>35038798
>but being 6'6+ will significantly impact your life expectancy
Well, i was talking about +6'6 people. Most of those people wont see their 70's.

>>35034079
There's a contradiction, I don't have a girlfriend. So he'll be slapping a girls ass the happens to be next to me.

>>35039719
your life is over at 70 anyway why would you want to live to 70 is beyond me

>>35039716
Anon, according to the legend, a being as yourself needs only to sit down in an area with female passerby, and before anyone realizes it, a female will be between your legs madly attempting to undo your garment as she's driven to irrationality by your godly genetics components, and her vagina fluid shall flow forever if she's not to be impregnated the thrusts of your robust and elongated manhood.

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>>35039790
to fuck 1-3 more girls before eternal oblivion so that the "statistic" is wrong

>>35039814
according to who? Robots? Ive seen 5'5 guys with nice looking girls and no one has every shown interest in me at all. You guys think because youre tall and play college football means you just walk up to women and theyre yours

>>35039854
>You guys think because youre tall and play college football means you just walk up to women and theyre yours
Not unless if you're ugly as sin.

>>35039854
it's just a joke anon

thank you for replying, my effort didn't go to waste, it also gives me some idea about possible reason you don't get laid as much as you could

>>35039894
anon, it's all about that status

if a girl fucks a football player, then she's no mere mortal girl anymore, if a girl fucks a football captain, then she's transcendental

>>35039906
lol, it just makes me mad when you see robots not trying to better themselves and wondering why nothing happens

>>35039894
nah not ugly people treat me nice and random people are fiendly which is a sign of not being ugly

>>35039943
or a sign that you're a 6'4' hulking mass with potential to move very fast

face pic?

>>35039943
>nah not ugly people treat me nice and random people are fiendly which is a sign of not being ugly
That's the sign that you're not a threat to them, not the sign of you being non-ugly. Hence why else Chads would treat robots good?

>>35040024
yeah i figure that is more, imagine a face mixture between christiano renaldo, ron pearlman and danzig with 36 inch wiast and shoulders almost dobule it with a massive brow line

>Chads would treat robots good?

they treay everyone good not just robots and you have to be foolish to think that ugly people get treated with respect and kindness