>hear normie pooping in bathroom stall >switch lights off

How could you tell it was a Normie pooping?

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>>35034021
thanks man i was sitting there for 2 hours thanks to you

>>35034051
>how could he tell it was a normie

by his looks anjon, longish hair on top with shaved sides, ripped and sunglasses

>>35034051
Because he didn't try to be silent once I came in

>>35034128
>In a stall
Was he looking through the tiny gap in the stall?

>>35034137
Ahh, this makes sense, some people have no couth.
Was it an exaggerated amount of noise as well?

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>>35034021
>>35034137
Though, this has happened to me before when I was pooping. I was even pooping with perfect etiquette.
Sucks, the stall has historically been a robot place of solace--but then again--bathrooms can be a place for Normie debauchery.
I remember countless times while shitting in high school where Normie's would collect in the bathroom to smoke weed or get in tussles -- ruining my peace.

>>35034233
Well, now you know how to get the peace back. Turn the lights out on those normal fuckers

>>35034021
I've had that happen to me, good thing I have a cellphone that I can use as a flashlight so it's no big deal.

>normie shop assistant is rude to me
>waste her time and make her do pointless tasks even when I'm not buying anything

heh nothing personel

>stacys jogging past me
>put my foot out to trip her
>it works
>but I also end up tripping over her while she's tripping over me
>apologize immediately
>she giggles and winks at me
>we make small talk
>she asks if I want to get coffee with her since she was on her way there
>go to starbucks with her
>hipsters hangout outside blocking the drive thru
>nervous as all fuck but manage to open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>normie couple walking in the opposite direction on the sidewalk
>they're taking up whole sidewalk
>I'm not stepping aside
>normie male ducks out at last second

who's the beta now?

>>35034516
>who's the beta now?
probably the loser who doesn't have a gf and is so jealous he plays chicken with random couples on sidewalks.

>>35034516
>whos the beta now?
the one posting on /r9k/

>>35034565
>>35034629

no wait, hear me out.
>normie male ducks out at last second
>stacy giggles and winks at me
>excuse me ma'am may I have your number?
>end up fucking her later that night
>let normie male watch from closet

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>>35034021
>roastie preparing to sit on a free place
>speeds the fuck up and take that sit

She was pissed off and i felt happy.

>>35034021
>shitting in public bathrooms

he deserved it