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What the fuck just happened to me today?
>on train back home
>do what I usually do
>sit in the seat at the back near the window and stare at the forests and shit outside listening to music
>some muslim woman sits next to me
>she doesnt have a full burka, one like pic related
>turn to look at her
>she looks at me
>remember what I read in a thread the other day and smile at her
>she makes a gesture to me to take my headphones off
>what the fuck is happening
>we start talking and it turns out she went to my college and recognised me
>we talk about what we have been doing for a bit and some other shit for an hour or so
>I dont stutter or anything, the fact that she had the face wrap thing made her seem less feminine and calmed me down a bit
>she asks if I have facebook
>I say I dont but I dont mind making an account
>she tells me to add her and writes her name on some paper and leaves
W-what the fuck. I'm still in shock. Should I make a normiebook and message her?
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Of course you should you retard go do it right now
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>>35031597
Sure, what've you got to lose?
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>>35031597
Shoulda just asked for her number
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She explicitly asked you to, dipshit. Just don't assume she wants to take your dick and keep calm.
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>>35031597
First they get you with their modesty, then the next thing you know you're attending friday prayers and begin to think sharia aint so bad.
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>>35031597
Muslims r prob dirty asf in bed cause they get no action dog fuck her ber dry
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C O L O N I S E
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>>35031597
>do you have facebook
>"n-no, but i'll make one just for you"
kek seriously though you might as well. nothing to loose. maybe add her and then wait a few days before messaging her.
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dont believe a word you said but youd be a fucking moron not to go for this. youre on this board so chances are this is your only chance ever, who cares if its a fucking mooslom
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>>35031678
THIS. I met a muslim girl through a mutual friend and she came on to me pretty quick. Their repressed sexual desires are so powerful we were practically fucking upside down... it was the wildest shit ive ever experienced and to this day I still can't believe it.
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Traitors
Orororo
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a fine muslim woman seeking companionship outside of islam is haram
do not trust this woman
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>>35033038
please post story
please
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>>35033038
it's t-t-t-time for a greentext boi
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>>35031597
I've told this before
>Go to uni, first class, day one, sit next to hawt girl from Kuwait
>Talk to her for a bit, in 3rd class make arrangements to meet her to study for a quiz.
>Pretty soon I am at her dorm room (single, 'cuz her daddy is rich) 3 nights a week
>Start making out - dat long, black hair down t o the backs of her knees - hnnnnnggggggggh
>After a month of serious making out she tells me we can do everything but "that"
>What follows is a haze of blowjobs, titfucking, handjobs, and after 3 months - anal. She still had her cherry, but other than that - total pornstar action, 5-6 nights a week
>Her dad flies in to see her, I meet him. Engineer, very proper, but nice enough
>No fucking for the 5 days he visited, then back to the ass fucking
>Coming up on Summer term, she is shy about something. Just before Summer break she finally tells me
>"Anon, becoming Muslim is so easy. You can convert and I will talk to my daddy; he will let us marry. When you finish your degree he will even get you a good job."
>I let her go on for a bit as I look more and more sad. She finally asks me what is wrong, tell her,
>"It will be hard to convert because I am a Jew"
>She wanders off, confused. I don't see her again before break
>When Fall starts learn she switched colleges, never talk to her again
I'm actually Presbyterian.
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>>35033904
FUCKING PROTESTANTS!
YOUR WORSE THAN TH JEWS!
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she's trying to trick you into allu-akbaring anon
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>>35033904
Shoulda just converted. I'd do it for a hot muslim girl with a rich dad.
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>>35031597
The burkha is designed to hide femininity. It obviously worked.
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