>missed exam worth 20% of my grade What are some good

Give your professor a BJ

>>35031423

Say you attempted suicide because of your repressed homo urges

>>35031423
>i'm a narcissistic moron who dosen't care about other people

Telling the truth is always the best policy.

>>35031457
I don't see how this fits

>>35031423
Break your own leg and say you got in a car crash. It always works for me.

>>35031423
why did you miss it though

>>35031578
It doesn't really matter at this point.

>>35031510
Shut the fuck up faglord

>>35031596
Tell us why
Original

>>35031423
You tell the truth.

>>35031423
An excuse won't allow you to be able to make it up, short of your parents death. Just hope you do really well on the rest of the exams

i showed up a full week late for an exam because i got the date wrong by a week

just show up fully ready to take the exam and act incredulous like you really thought you were supposed to write it and if you're lucky like me they'll reschedule it for you

>>35031887
>miss one or two from over sleeping
>get anxious
>well if I go back now, I'll be lost and labs will be a pain in the ass
>I'll study and return later
>repeat *6