>tfw just ordered pizza again for the second day in a row

>>35030861
and what if he doea , what kind of impact will it have on your life ?

>>35030861
this is like the 5th day in a row now ya dumb fuck. anyway, i'm sure he's gossiping about you with all his coworkers. soon you'll be the laughing stock of your entire town - only known as that creepy, quiet guy who never leaves his house.

>>35030861
>caring what the pizza guy might think
Lmao the only thing he cares about is getting his money and the tip he couldn't really care less about what you eat
Hell you could even form a friendship with him if you play your cards right

>>35030861
The delivery guy is probably a robot too, it's one of the most robotic jobs out there. He's probably thinking about the same thing as you are when you meet. Just make it quick and no unnecessary words, it will benefit both of you.

>>35030861
Former pizza delivery guy here.


All he cares about is his tip.

>>35030861
Well, do you look like a fat greasy loser?

Pizza guy is probably super stoned anyways and doesn't care

>>35030861
>he doesn't change up the liquor store so the tellers don't think he drinnks everyday

>>35030861
>Eating pizza more than once a month

The fuck is wrong with you disgusting neckbeards

Former pizza guy here

unless you're bothersome or don't tip most people won't remember your face after 2 minutes.

>tfw the pizza guy was actually a super cute girl and it makes you super depressed and you threw the pizza away

>>35030861

This is your 5th day of ordering pizza in a row..