You are aware that you are not a robot if you don't take

>>35028566
tell us why?
do you consider it superior in some way?

>>35028578
It's the only way I can take a shit.

I put the seat up, clean the rim (and the space under the rim) with a disinfectant wipe, sit down and shit.

It guarantees 100% that your shit will land in the toilet, and it's much cleaner than sitting on the seat.

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>not squatting

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>>35028605
this is the thinking man's shitting form

>>35028566
I can't because I'm not a horribly fat fuck like you

>>35028604
so disinfect the seat too
problem 1 solved

and how the hell do you miss while taking a shit?

>>35028648
Not miss the toilet but miss the water. You know when it sticks to the side

>>35028675
But then you lose the added pleasure of power hosing it off when you're taking a leak. Your thinking process are all wrong.

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>>35028605
>not squatting
that doesnt seem comfortable.

>>35028675
thats still pretty fucking difficult

>first off thats still terrible aim, hell your method has the chance of sticking to the front of the bowl, with a lower slope, increasing streakage
>secondly, what are you fucking eating, poop should be firm and leave behind minimal marks anyway

learn where to put your ass on the seat
or just buy a fucking toilet brush

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>>35028711
Normans....
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