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Reminder tall people are genetic Gods, please do not bother that

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Reminder tall people are genetic Gods, please do not bother that nerdy girl you like unless you're 6'4
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>>35027144
So is 6'0 the new 5'6 and 6'4 the absolute perfect height with anything else manlet tier?
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Honestly I'm kind of weirded out by this shit. We're not "genetic gods" and if your height is your defining trait you're probably fucking boring, and/or lack anything worthwhile to be proud of.
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does height matter for females? are taller females superior?
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>>35027160
No. 5'8 is the new 4".
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>Big Man Love

I'm 6' 4" and that's the gayest shit I've ever heard.
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>>35027168
>taller females superior
No, in the same way that shorter men are not superior.
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Reminder that 6'4" is permavirgin height. If you are that tall you are a genetic defect that no girl will ever find attractive. You will die a virgin.
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Nothing is more embarrassing than a taller man walking by a short boyfriend. Ew. I want to run away.

It's almost like the short manlets need protection from the tall men..
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>>35027164
It's typical reddit sarcastic tone. He doesn't mean it literally this way, but it's still correct though.
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>>35027185
He's obviously exaggerating a bit, but I still find it weird. I'm happy with my height, but it's hardly something I'd put under a list of reasons to date me. I actively avoid those girls that expect a guy 6'.
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>>35027184
Are you talking about gay couples or something?
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>>35027185
>It's typical reddit sarcastic tone. He doesn't mean it literally this way
Maybe the first guy but the second generally thinks he's superior to every other sized male and hundreds agree with him.
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>>35027178
t. minister in manlet damage control department
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Both of those 6'4" guys are so obviously virgins.
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>>35027175
So are shorter females better?
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>>35027144
>>35027174
>freaky
>dominate
>big men
>big man love

Pyrrolic_Victory confirmed for homosexual tendencies, what is it with sporting types and closet gayness?
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>>35027144
>Exactly 6'4"

Yes, genetic gods.
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>tfw only 6'3"
what did i do to deserve it bros?
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>>35027563
You're just at the limit where you may one day still have sex with a girl. Any taller and you would for sure die a virgin.
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>>35027144
>tfw 5'7
Oh wow, not an original comment
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>>35027144
damn that's the most narcissistic thing I've read in months, and it's not even a 4chan post

fuck reddit
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>>35027144
I'm 6'4 and a typical robot. Height alone obviously doesnt mean shit
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>Be 6'0
>Still bump head into stuff
>Legs make riding a car uncomfortable
I can't even imagine the discomfort of being taller.
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>>35027315
they express their repressed homosexuality in whatever ways they think heterosexuality is expressed in, with their frail masculinity.
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>>35027144
I disagree with 6'4", those people clearly haven't been 6'7" yet. I mean sure you're tall at 6'4", but you're even tall to tall people at 6'7". Every single person I meet is in awe of how big I am, not just because of my height but also because I'm proportionate. I'm a normal person only x1.5. It's impressive, really.
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>tfw 6'3"
>tfw 215 lbs
>tfw /ft/
>tfw 405 squat, 500 dl, 275 bench
>tfw considered good looking
>tfw im still a kissless hugless virgin who will die without ever seeing a vagina in person

why even live?
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>>35027144
>retarded units

You got other problems than height sperglord
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>>35027826
Doesn't it make you sad that you are a kissless virgin?
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>>35027144

>tfw 6'4" and unironically wish I was 6'8" (I know this is truly a ridiculous height, but I can't fucking stand it when I run into someone similar/close to my height)
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>>35027857
6 4 sounds better than ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY THREE CENTIMETERS
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>>35027168
>>35027306

There's a happy medium for everything. For men it's between 6'0-6'5.

For women it's anything from 5'2-5'10. If you're taller or shorter than this you start falling into the freak category.
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>>35027178
Nice try manlet nice b8888hffjvd
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>>35027890
>5'2-5'10
More like 5'4-5'10
5'2 is womanlet territory unless you're 5'7-5'8.
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>>35027890
For men it's between 5'9" and 6'2". Anything taller is freakshow territory, where it's very difficult to not look ugly.
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>>35028017
t. 6'0 guy.
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>>35028031
t. deformed lanklet virgin
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>>35028054
yes, yes. tall always means deformed lanklet.
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>>35028054

I'm 6'4" and wish I was taller.
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>>35028017

Yeah this is bait and I'm not gonna keep replying to you other than to confirm the bait. Here's your one (you).

Any man below 6'0 is a manlet. That's the cut-off.
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>>35028017
>Anything taller is freakshow territory, where it's very difficult to not look ugly
This. Most people that tall don't have the proportions to go with it.
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>>35028080
Here's your (You), lanklet virgin.
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>>35028065
99% of tall men are either skellies or fat. You can keep posting such pictures but we all know those are the outliers, the exceptions.
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>>35027463
Underrated post

Cjfidudjdbd
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>>35028108
>fat tall people
they are fucking rare.
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>>35028099

I'm 5'11. I know that I have to look up just a little bit when speaking to most men my age.
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>tfw 5'11" and am still obsessed about my height
I tell people I'm 6'0" to feel better about myself
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>>35027884
Still a retarded unit
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>>35028121
I legit wish I was taller just so I could enter blobmode.
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>>35028150

It's no use. They know you're not really 6' tall. You could be less than a tenth of an inch under 6', and they'll know you're still below the cutoff.
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>>35028209
No u.


Blgitmgbloxx
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>>35027144
>dominate most of your peers

What did he mean by this?
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>5'10
>average in my class
>at least 33% of the class is exactly 5'10 as well
>I still have the biggest manlet attitude in the whole class

fucking 4chan lmao
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>>35028489
>They know you're not really 6' tall
Men have been exaggerating for so long that girls think 5'10 guys are 6'0.

Other men would be able to tell though.
>tfw guys your height claim to be 6'1 but you're 5'11
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>>35027789
it balances out by the comfort of receiving fresh, new and wet pussy wherever you.
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>>35027306
Mostly yes. They have better hearts and longer reproductive widows. Also they're cute as fuck.
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as a 5'10 should I use 1 inch height insoles or 2 inch height insoles?
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>>35027144
he's wrong that you're not lanky at 6'4, some are like me who have a lanky bone structure
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>>35028574
This, when I say Im 176 cm people tell me no way, you're actually 180 cm

No bitch Im not, everyone else has been lying to you
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>mfw I'm 6'2''
>mfw I don't want anymore roasties
>mfw I just want a cute manlet boi to cuddle
>mfw gay men don't care about height and I lose my natural advantage

Should I just end it?
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>>35028594
Doesn't matter, you'll still be a manlet at that height
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>tfw 5'7" manlet
Just
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>>35028216
>tfw you are in the blob mode
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>>35028628
>tfw mom's ex claimed to be 5'11 but he was visibly shorter than I
>tfw she believed him
>tfw she thought I was much taller
How can women be so shit at judging height?

>>35028594
1 inch at most, otherwise people will be able to tell.
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>>35028579
But how? If you're tall you're almost inevitably a virgin.
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>>35028733
Manlets are getting so angry and desperate that their replies sound almost like they are being generated by a bot kek
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>>35028628
Girls are shit at judging height.

>be about 170cm
>get date with girl who says she's 173cm
>I'm taller than her

>date girl who says she's 160cm
>she's visibly less than that including heels

>fucked a girl who said she's 178cm
>she's barely taller than me, maybe 172cm
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>dad is 6'7"
>mother is like around 5'7 or something
>I'm barely 6'1
>Sister on the other hand is the same height as me

You have no idea how annoying this is.
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>>35028760
Lanklets are getting so desperate they just repeat the same thing all day long.

>I-I-I-I could get any pussy I want if I stepped outside! Because I'm tall and that automatically makes me a chick magnet!
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>>35028794
>sister is 6'1
Is she masculine looking?
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>>35028794
Is your sister an awkward chestlet or fat? Bad height for a girl.
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>>35028804
Actually, usually manlets say that. So they don't even have to try
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>>35028812
Tall skelly chestlets are god-tier you fucking faggot.
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>>35028811
Can't really say, I don't even like looking at her. She's a cunt.

>>35028812
She's THICC tier if that's what you mean. Not fat or thin either. Also huge tits too. Courtesy of my mother too while I've got a lame 5inch-ish cut dick.
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>>35028780
Sounds like you're taller than you think you are
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>>35028804
Actually the only people who claim that are manlets because they are so wrapped up in their own problems they can't possibly imagine anything else.
>be me
>be 6'3 non lanklet
>look like an 8/10 chad
>claim on /r9k/ that height and looks don't translate into pussy if you are a sperg
>manlets and looklets get triggered and deny that my experiences are possible
every fucking time
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>>35028877
Tall thicc titcow. Damn, I'm envious. Hopefully you get to fuck her once in a while.
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>tfw 6'3
>gf is 5'3
>90lbs and literally half my weight

Manlets will N E V E R know this feeling
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>>35028974
Looks do matter, height doesn't, but even looks are not that important compared to the non-physical attributes. That's why you have plenty of decent-looking virgin robots and ugly pussy slayers.
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>>35029189
>height doesn't
Try to ask that on a girl on tinder. And I'm 5'10''.
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>>35029173
>Getting filthy womanlet blood into your superior tall genepool
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>>35029208
If you don't have success on Tinder it's not because of your height.
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>>35029173
Your children should be around 5'8-5'9
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>>35029368
Sure, kek

oooorrooooo
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>>35028635

Yes. End it and give it to me you waste of Chad genes.
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>>35028731

Because women are stupid and have never really been in situations where they actively have to measure anything?
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>>35029579
Sorry, gnome, but I can't transfer my genes to you, even if I would (I don't)
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>>35028780

Yeah women might be shit at judging other's height but I refuse to believe that 3 women would misjudge THEIR OWN height or lie about it.

Height isn't really important for women unless they're midget height. Shakira is 157 cm (5'2) and she has never had any problems.
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>>35029208
Just lie and say you're 6'
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>>35029660
I did that. But during our date (with another couple) the other guy exposed me. I still cringe.
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>>35029528
How do you explain all the other 5'10" men who get dates just fine off Tinder?
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>>35029642

I'm a 5'11 straight guy but I'd pound your big gay ass for days if it would transfer even inch to me. I'm not exactly a gnome but close.
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>>35029703
Still a gnome for me.
Also, I'm top.
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>>35027144
lel I talk about baseball with u/racistwillie
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>>35028108
>99% of tall men are either skellies or fat.

>t. Fat
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>>35029725

Well maybe that's your problem.

Open your heart and you ass, faggot.
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>>35029783
Nah, I don't see the appeal. I'm bi and prefer mostly twinks too.
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>tfw got that nerdy girl while being 5'8
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>>35028780
I'm 170 and have been confused for 180 sometimes. Height really is just a meme. A good face and charisma (read Chadness) is what get the poosay wet
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>>35029820
>nerdy girl

She won't be yours for long. Once I start to pretend to like Star Wars and LOTR she'll be all over my jock

t. 6'3" AthletiChad
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>>35029819

So you're actually just a desperate "a hole is a hole" kind of guy. Can't get a girl so aim for the twinks, eh?

Pathetic.
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>>35029887
Nope. I can get girls but I always had a sweet spot for cute boys, since I was in middle school. So I may as well try one.
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>>35029878
It will be a bit awkward when she finds out you have never been kissed.
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>>35029878
k lol, four years together this august.
Silly /fit/ trolls.
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>>35029686
>during our date (with another couple) the other guy exposed me
Serves you right for being a lying faggot.

>>35029660
Fuck off.
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>>35029948
Yeah, I know. That's why I've renounced to ever find true love. I'll settle for escorts.
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>>35027890
KEK KEK KEK
Women LOVE men over 6 feet
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>>35029907
>KV

I admit to being a kissless virgin sure but I did have a nice anal romp with a 5'4" cutie last night. She kept standing on her tiptoes trying to kiss me but I refused, I will have my first kiss with my pure virgin waifu.

Also
>manlets will never know the feel of a girl stretching to reach your lips for a kiss

>>35029923
>4 years together
Nice good to see the rust beginning to accumulate :-)
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>>35029990

Tell that to a 6'10 skelly.
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>>35030017
Not even gay but I would bare my asshole for a 6'10" anything. Those creatures are genetic masterpieces and deserve to fuck anything they want
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>>35030041
Found the /fit/ poster.
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>>35030041
>Genetic masterpieces
>In constant agony because of back pain
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>>35030041

Let's agree to disagree, you closeted little robotroll.
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>>35030017
>tfw no amigara fault friend
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>>35030071
>>35030072

Found the angsty manlets. I revel in the knowledge that you'll never have a girl crane her neck just to get a full look at you.
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>>35030007
>I admit to being a kv sure

KEK is this the power of the lanklet's mental gymnastics? A true phenomenon of nature
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>>35030104
No, you found the lanklet with insane back pain.
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>>35027144
>height troll thread
>posts lanklet jerking himself off instead of short girls gushing over tall guys
I'm an Asian manlet and even I can tell your troll game is weak. If a tall guy is a faggot beta or the short guy is just better looking or overall better in other ways, then the tall guy can get kukked too.

Also, you gotta work with what you got. I'm 5'4" with a barely 5in dick, but I'm good looking and have nice hair and have cucked taller guys simply by being a prettyboi.
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>>35027144
everyone on reddit has guaranteed autism
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>>35030230
It's all about playing your strengths. I'm 5'6", good looking, funny and outgoing. One of the girls I'm fucking is a 5'10" thicc titcow. She's cucking her 6'2" husband to be with me.
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>>35029343
>>35029373
>implying I want children

I don't think it would work.
You know what happens when a German shepard impregnates a Jack Russell Terrier?
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>>35030007

>I will have my first kiss with my pure virgin waifu.

Which means never hahaha.

>Turning down some pussy because of muh statistics and muh crippling insecurities

Master race my fucking ass. It's painfully obvious you have zero self-esteem and your height is the mask that you wear to hide it.

Admit it, you fucking regret it and you know, deep inside, that your standarts are fucking bullshit and you know deep down that you SHOULD have taken the opportunity.

I can respect someone who wants to marry the top girl, but man just get laid already you fucking fag. You have no obligation to marry the girls you sleep with so stop being an overgrown fucking babby and slay that pussy.
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>>35030007

No, but I know the feel of my dick in a vagina, so points go to me.
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>>35027144
>my father is 6'4
>born as a 6'1 manlet
life sure is fucking cancer
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>tfw the few years I was tall (tallest in my class) I absolutely hated it because people had certain expectations of you and if you didn't fulfill them you were treated worse than an invisible manlet
It was terrible. It's nice being invisible.
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>>35030343

Does she fuck you in front of her husband?

If that's not the case you're just another moron who doesn't know the difference between cuckolding and cheating.
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>>35030994
I'm just misusing the word like everyone else. Yea, her husband doesn't watch or know. She's much happier in my company than his.
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>>35031518

You're probably lying about it in the first place considering what board we're on but you should know that "making her happy" does not justify what you're doing in any way.

You know that right?
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>>35031693
Funnily enough I'm not lying. Okay, the one thing that may not be true is her husband's height, I have never seen him in person, only in pictures.

She's also unhappy in her marriage and considering getting a divorce.
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>>35027144
Height doesn't matter for robots.

t. 6'4 KHV

Where are the supposed hordes of girls lusting after me again?
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