3 months in WW3 the air will be filled with nervous gases and

>>35026567
>3 months in WW3
>the air will be filled with nervous gases and the soil will be covered by a thin foil of radiative dust
>you will be barely able to sleep with the sound of planes and artillery and your clothes will be covered in mud and puke all the time
Sorry, are you talking about WW3 or Syria? I'm confused.

I'll do it but not for the high school crush.

I don't have a high school crush and no woman is worth your life so no, I'll pass.

If WW3 actually does start I doubt as a fighting age male I'll have much choice in the matter regardless

That depends, who do I get to kill?

>>35026567
>if you return alive, you will be given your high school crush as your gf

Also not this please, she got really fat in the decade since we gradated.

>>35026567
sure, WWIII is mostlikey going to be fought remotely anyway, ill sit back, control a drone an presumably puke on my own muddy clothes

>>35026567
>nervous gases
At least I'll be killed by something that is as embarrassed to meet me as the other way around.

I'm in.

Dying in a war is probably the most noble way to go.
I just wish it was an actual meaningful war, like defending your country from invaders and not because the merchants hate Russia.

I live in an irrelevant country so I doubt I would see much action here,a few soldiers and that's it.

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>>35026567
>nervous gases
I'd rather meet anxious gases - they might avoid me.

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>>35026567
I'll do it for free
Sounds exciting and my will to live is pretty much non existant
I'll spend last moments with my comrades

Simple an hero is too boring

iran Iraq war is truly a war we cant forget (pic related)

This entire thread a stupid. First of all think of how much dick she sucked in the mean time. Second fighting in ww3 might be exciting but it really depends on the enemies. Lastly, if you dont go you have the opportunity to cuck every retard that went to war. Women are lieing litttle whores and they will gladly bend over even for a robot if it means a release for the first time in a few months. Boom, no competition for females and all the free spare time you have ever wanted.

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>>35027651
>I'II do lt for free

this is the dumbest thought exercise ever