>think im 6'
>measure myself and find I'm only 5'9 1/2"
You'd still be a kissless virgin regardless.
>>35025923
Have you considered that you may have been over 6 feet at some point, but you stared to shrink due to lack of exercise and malnutrition?
Maybe you should measure yourself more often.
>>35026024
don't do this
the board is filled with mentally ill robots
this isn't needed
>>35026074
Most robots aren't even mentally ill. They just claim to be in order to try to excuse their laziness.
>>35026088
I imagine there's a healthy smattering of both.
In any case, at a certain point, if you pretend you're mentally ill for long enough, what pretend?
I dunno, I'm overly sensitive to that kind of shitpost, probably. Paranoia is a bitch.
DelusionaI manlets.
>>35026024
>tfw my growth was stunted from being malnourished during puberty
thanks mom
How do you fuck up estimation that badly
>>35025923
start sleeping on the floor, no pillow
you'll be 6' in no time
>>35025923
Think I'm 5'7"I'm 4'3"
>be 5'9
>"oh I'm almost 6' that's not so bad"
>realize that 5'10 and 5'11 exist
feels bad
>tfw thought I was 6 ft
was actually just 5'11 1/2
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35026166
Inversion tables aren't that expensive. Relax the spine, and see if you can gain that half inch.