>"I'm so glad you joined me on this date, femanon.

>>35021571
what is it about this look that causes women to swoon?

I'm jealous about that strong maxila.
It's all about the maxila.
Weak maxila + autism = robot.

He is truly a Chad.

>>35021597
look at that jawline you retarded faggot

>>35021627
No, I mean, what ABOUT the jawline? Does it say:

"reproduce with me and your offspring with be superior"?

or

"my jawline is worth money"?

When I was 16 I was having sex with a boy and when we were finished I went to get out of the bed and crushed his testicle with my knee by mistake.

I actually felt it pop until my knee and he only has one now.

>>35021627

Not being female or gay, I don't really see anything attractive about it.

>>35021661
>Not being female or gay, I don't really see anything attractive about it

no fucking shit

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>>35021597
low bodyfat
jawline
cheekbones
stubble
flat + full eyebrows
non-receding hairline
hunter eyes

>>35021654
How old are you now?
Can you add me on your preferred social media and send nudes?

Its all about the maxilla

>>35021742
Shouldn't low body fat indicate poor suitability for survival in a famine?

What is useful about stubble?

Why are cheekbones attractive?

I'm starting to masturbate to traps and now I want a cute ladyboy bf or just a regular boy that likes to dress in cute lingerie in private

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>>35021615
this is the spic iteration of Chad. but yea Chad nonetheless

he'd be elite if he were one of those light eyed spics. still toptier tho

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Stop playing with my heart chadster

I-I'm a drummer in a grindcore b-band

>>35021887
youre nothing but a ghoster dumb roastie bitch who takes many dicks irl and sends naked pictures of yourself to internet strangers

worthless

>>35021944
you have me confused with someone else anon.

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>>35021571
I'm a Marine Corps veteran, a necrophiliac, an alcoholic, have bipolar type 1 and OCD, love gardening and dressing in gothic lolita, manage a team of Quality Control specialists for 40-50 hours a week, watch way too many horror movies and have been addicted for 4chan for over 10 years.

I think your facial hair looks terrible, and despite your objectively fantastic appearance, since you're still breathing, I have no interest in you sexually and we might as well end the date here.

>>35021615
What if you have strong maxila + autism?

>>35021961
u-uh
are you sure you're a girl?

>>35021571
>Skin that dark
He's not the father of my children

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>>35021961
>>35021870
>>35021887

"That doesn't sound very lady-like, femanon... I thought I fell for a lady... Could you please reassure me that you are the Queen I've been looking for?"

>>35021983
Completely and utterly, I wear dresses and skirts every day and love being feminine.

>>35022007
>implying you'd be my King with a pulse like that

>squint of a serial killer
>body too hard to hug
>orange
>shaves his arms or something??
>dat original diamond earring
360 and walk away

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>>35021816
You're thinking entirely in the concept of evolutionary psychology.

It gets incredibly stupid very quickly because evolution isn't real.

Why would animals develop sexual traits like bright neon colors that make them more visible to predators?

Why and how would a successfully asexually reproducing organism develop a male/female sexual system (which is literally at least 50% less efficient). Again how would they do it? How would they just start developing male/female sexual organs that wouldn't work until thousands of years in the future? Scientists today still don't know how, yet every faggot on 4chan thinks they have the answer.

>>35022056
That's an earring? I thought it was something in the background.

>>35021965
The paradox is that you wouldn't lack social skills if you were attractive. You would have practiced, and people would have naturally been drawn towards you.

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>>35022050
wow edgy you seem so unique and cool. Definitely not some attention seeking idiot

>>35022067
>Why would animals develop sexual traits like bright neon colors that make them more visible to predators?

If the bright neon adaptation makes them reproduce BEFORE they get eaten than it is an evolutionary advantage.

>Why and how would a successfully asexually reproducing organism develop a male/female sexual system (which is literally at least 50% less efficient)

storing the genes in separate systems is actually MORE efficient since a pathogen that will 100% eliminate the asexual system may not eliminate a bisexual system

Learn 2 biology newb fag

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>>35022141
>someone having fun
>better call them names

>>35022050
Are you the same gril that used to post in chart threads with white hair and pale skin?

>>35022181
>claims to be a necrophiliac
>just having fun lols xD

Yeah, Im gonna go ahead and keep calling out edgy faggots on the internet

>>35021661
Are you serious? You don't have to be sexually attracted to someone to know something is objectively attractive. Which that guys everything clearly is

>>35022214
No.

>>35022220
>necrophiliac
>poke fun at the OP roleplaying
You're not calling out anything, you're just being a faggot. Not that I'm not a faggot, but you're being one too.

>>35021961
>girl
>necrophile
Fake and gay

>>35022146
>a pathogen that will 100% eliminate the asexual system may not eliminate a bisexual system

Name one fatal disease that effects only male or only female.

Even so, it's not like they knew this. These creatures did not make conscious thought to say "there may be some benefits of sexual reproduction, therefor we should start developing sex organs that will work thousands of years in the future".

Even if these primitive creatures were capable of such thought, it's not like just because you decide that you want your species to grow an incredibly complex biological system, that you can do it.

This is truly what you are arguing though, you are silly.

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>>35022312
>Even so, it's not like they knew this. These creatures did not make conscious thought to say "there may be some benefits of sexual reproduction, therefor we should start developing sex organs that will work thousands of years in the future".

>>35022312
>Name one fatal disease that effects only male or only female.
Sexual species are genetically diverse you fucko

Read up on what you're talking about before you spout simplistic opinions or take your trolling to >>>/sci/

>>35022301
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_Greenlee
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/illinois-woman-takes-plea-gets-10-years-for-double-murder/

It's very uncommon but it's not impossible.

>>35022409
>Sexual species are genetically diverse you fucko

Ok even so, what about the second half of my post?

How about the fossil record?

Lining up bones of an animal from one time period, and another animal from a later time period, isn't proof that one evolved into the other.

This is what evolutionists claim though. Even the "fossil record" that does exist is incredibly broken, like it always will be, even Darwin said this.

>>35022536
Do you have a better theory?

>>35022561
God created and designed everything.

God can create a system that is automatic and further actions are not directly done by him. For example God created cancer, carcinogens, and a chance of getting cancer that increases with multipliers like tobacco smoking or too much sunlight.

He does not manually infect people with cancer, he just created cancer and let's it do it's thing.

>>35022651

I'm not trying to be an asshole or to debate you (I'm a random dude), but lets* and its*.

>>35022693
Yeah I saw that after I already submitted the post.

>>35021961
how old are you

oreganio

>>35022736
25

toooldblox

>>35022762
did you enlist at 18?

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>>35022762
I bet you look like this except less cute

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>>35022773
Yes.

>>35022806
More like this but with glasses, no makeup and not as attractive. I had my hair practically that short when I was enlisted, though.

>>35022874
how hard was it to get a job

i'm an armyfag and i hate it desu

>>35022874
you honestly sound like the fucking worst even for this board, pls go

>>35022905
Because I'm a white female veteran it has almost always been easy for me to get work (excluding when I lived in NY and it took months to even get hired at Starbucks). My current job hired me on the spot thanks to my experience and interviewing skills.

What's your MOS and what kind of work do you want to get into?

>>35022929
I'm a 35fox, and I don't really know which is the problem I guess. Never do anything mos related here

>>35022929
What turns you on about necrophilia? How does something like that develop? Its something i always wanted to know

Is it hate? Or the fact thats its fucked up makes it attractive or does it feel natural to you?

>>35022007
pffft hahaha, try saying that shit in america and the bitch leaves you, even if you're chad.

>>35022651
>not a theory.

You'd need your theory to fit with evidence, and since by definition you have no evidence we can safely disregard the theory.

Furthermore,evolution does not contradict biblical creation (because the latter isn't a scientific theory) and therefore there is no reason to assume that GOD DIDNT CREATE EVOLUTION

>>35021961
>love gardening and dressing in gothic lolita
Please marry my corpse after I kill myself.

>>35023048
Your critical thinking skills, time spent with computers and experience taking direction and delegating tasks makes your time spent in intelligence a good fit for an office job. I'd advise finding a position in data entry if you're low ranking and leave the service without any other prospects.

>>35023101
It's always been the most natural thing for me. I never developed crushes on other kids. All of my first sexual experiences were regarding the dead. The first time I saw a dead body, I needed it like an adolescent boy needs a Playboy model. I can theorize how it developed, but regardless of any environmental factors that came into play, it can't really change that fundamental attraction.

I did develop some really unhealthy attitudes towards other people during my youth and their persistence definitely didn't help my sexuality. I'm pretty sure that my parent's negative influence was the biggest contributing factor, though.

>>35023173
Deal.

>>35021651
testosterone, health. (unhealthy people have fucked up jaws, typically)

>>35021571
Is it just my autism and inclination to hate chads, or do people that look like this honestly look like the least interesting human beings on the planet?

>>35023419
To be fair, Chad's vast experiences with women and other "life experiences" mean he isn't by definition unintelligent.

>>35023556
in the same way that a math wiz autist who doesnt even know how to put his pants on is intelligent by definition.

>>35022067
they're poisonous, anon. the colours are a warning. if a predator eats one, they learn to associate bad taste and sickness with the colours, allowing the rest of the colourful animals to escape predation and reproduce.

Sexual reproduction allows the recombination of genes. Rather than just making exact copies of yourself asexually (which have the exact same genetic weaknesses as you), you make genetically distinct children that won't die to any disease that preys on your genetic vulnerabilities since they have new genes.

I know Amerifat education went down the shitter but at least try to use Google...

>>35021742

Why are flat eyebrows attractive, honestly what makes any of these traits favourable against what objective measure

>>35023688
Seems to suggest seriousness is my guess

>>35022536
antibiotic resistant bacteria literally EVOLVED to survive antibiotics. Through random mutation, bacteriums that could resist the antibiotic lived to reproduce while the ones that couldn't were weeded out. In the end, the species adapts to new conditions. This is evolution.

>>35022874

You necrofag that shitty bitch from NYC I heard you have a huge ass

>>35023734

Maybe, do you think it's because a constant emotional expression

>>35023748
Creationists will argue that micro-evolution is not the same as macro-evolution.

>>35021887
You better have recordings done on a tascam porta with the gain set to 11 or I will be much disappoint.

>>35023821

Ah. I figured it out. Rigid eyebrows = sign of stability. He's "in control". He's "stable". This can be inferred to be mentally stable, financially stable, etc.

>>35023585
pants aren't required for math

>>35024046

I think you got it man, what about the other parts

>>35021615
Should i still mew if i had my wisdom teeth removed at 19? Im 26 now and noticed a recessed face from when i was 18-19 and dont think mewing will save me =/

>>35024107

I've got some spare time, sure.

- Low bodyfat. Fit? Not sure what women are PRIMALLY attracted to, but I imagine a fit body isn't far off. Though I'm low bf% and far from fit haha. Skeletor here.

- Jawline. I'd imagine pure aesthetics. Can't think of any evolutionary reason. Just looks good, enhances beard.

- Cheekbones. No idea.

- Stubble. Clean look while still being manly. Takes care of himself. He also has the bonus of it being a dark stubble, the lucky bastard. Blonde here.

- Full eyebrows. ? Just looks good.

- Non-receding hairline. Women like hair apparently. This confuses me because they like older, "dad" guys as well. So probably just good-looking, yet somehow dad-y older dudes is their preference.

- Hunter eyes. Obvious. I can't explain exactly how that translates to our modern culture, though. I couldn't point out hunter eyes in a 2017 guy.

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>So tell me about yourself, anon.

>What are some original things you've been doing?

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>>35024358
Teaching myself acoustic guitar and piano. I have a couple compositions on acoustic but I'm not very far along progress-wise with the piano. Could I play you a song?

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>Oh wow, really? Teaching yourself must be tough. I'd love to hear a song.

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>>35021961
you were doing so well, Alana

>>35024410
Sound great. How long have you been playing?

>>35021571
How is this even attractive
I don't like ripped boys

>>35021961
I remember you from the chart thread I think. you typed as ISTJ yeah?