>"Now that I'm covered in your DNA, you're

>>35020584
>secretly take out phone start recording
>"what did you say?"

>>35020584
id unironically beat her and give her a reason to call the cops
thats the thing about trying to screw over ppl who have nothing to lose, prison would be an improvement over my life, and, honestly, id even like it

>>35020584
Tell her bye. Show the video of her saying that when the cops arrive since I always record when I have sex just in case.

>>35020584
Jokes on you I'll just kill myself

>>35020628
pretty sure in some states it's illegal to record someone without them knowing in your home

>>35020617
>lying in bed naked
>"hold on babe"
>grabs phone from draw, pants etc...
>initialise it
>"could you say that again please?"

Fine out what she wants?

She probably is just trying to blackmail me into giving her my phone number.

>>35020675
They won't know unless they try to blackmail you, win win

>>35020627
This

There are some are lost enough tyat they are willing to take a life away , these girls nowadays are playing with fire on a tight rope

>>35020675
It is also illegal for her to blackmail and file a false police report.

>>35020584
If this was a theoretical situation i would theoretically kill her in theory

>>35020715
Well if you're going to the police and handing them it because she threatened to call rape they might charge you too

>>35020756
Yeah with a fine. Better than going to prison for her false rape claim.

>>35020739
true but the police might still get you charged for it.

>>35020617
This.
Then I'll say that I will go to the cops and get her charged for extortion unless she lets me fuck her in the butt.
Then I'll fuck her dry and roug so she knows who the real alpha is
man is.

Ha, I knew you'd say that and I just recorded it. Nice try, bitch, better luck next beta.

>>35020799
>say you'll go to the cops for extortion
>then proceed to blackmail her so you can fuck her in the ass
>proceed to sodomize her and effectively rape her

10/10 logic and thought process anon.

>>35020617
Recordings won't hold up in court unless there was prior consent.

>>35020584
Whoever thinks this way is a fucking insane bitch. I refuse to believe a world like this exists. People cannot be this evil.

>>35020584
>she already got spermed by my microchimerism into her nervous system and unable to resist

This, kids, is why you always kill coalburners

>>35021010
>Whoever thinks this way is a fucking insane bitch. I refuse to believe a world like this exists. People cannot be this evil.
Then why are 2/3 of rape claims in the US false according to police?

>>35021229
source on that pls

>>35020584
>excuse self to the washroom
>down a bottle of advil
>slit jugular with razorblade

"Go fuck yourself you stupid fucking bitch, I'm calling the fucking police"

1. Dial Police
2. Explain situation
3. I may be arrested
4. Bond out
5. Get lawyer
6. Win.
7. Laugh

>"let me wash up and we'll discuss this"
>gets the wine bottles
>poisons hers
>she is kill
>rape dead body
>burn it out back
>rape char'd corpse (my fetish)

rape her for good measure

>>35020584

put the bitch in the shower

>>35021595
the golden shower eyy ;)

might as well rape her at that point

>>35020675

what about all those nanny cams? is that illegal?

>>35021337
>dial police
>get arrested immediately while the cops try to console her crocodile tears
>can't afford bail because "rapist"
>get attorney
>attorney can't compete with crying women your semen is all over
>go to prison for 8 years and sex offenders list forever
ftfy

Bitch you should have noticed when I brought you here I have fucking nothing, like we just fucked on the floor wtf you on about?

>>35020584
>I have LITERALLY NOTHING
>NOT A ONE SINGLE THING
>ZERO
>NADA
Ok babe, let me know if you want to sleep on my mothers couch or take my depression or something HAHAHAHA you stupid, stupid bitch.

>>35021678
>care about going to prison at all
>not make a lunatic scene to scare everyone
>not actually abuse her in a fit of rage

>>35020865
The difference is I have proof of it, and she doesnt.
That sweet pooper will be mine

>>35021606
haha ikr, fuck it.
might as well get my possessions wroth it

>>35021630
In some states, yes.

But the rationale applies in the same way. A fine and a misdemeanor is very preferable to a lengthy prison sentence. Especially since some prisons/inmates don`t take kindly to rapists.

>>35020675
>>35021010
38/50 states don't require 2-party consent. Statistically, you're likely fine.

>>35020584
Kill her and pretend I never saw her.

Even I get caught people hate rapists more than murderers so it's a lesser evil.

>>35022307
how true is my uninformed opinion that all states besides louisiana and arizona are cancer and should be avoided

>>35022210
Rape test on her will say otherwise.

Guys, even if you get charged for it, getting charged for "illegally" recording (I'm pretty sure there are loopholes around this no matter what state you're in, I can explain if needed), is 1000x better than being charged for false rape.

It's like a match being struck on you versus you going up in flames.

This is one of the only situations where I would kill someone. I really would tread carefully, girls who attempt false rape allegations. They are widely scorned.

>>35022498
A rape test on her pooper? lol whut?
If anything I'll pull and make her swallow, then finish off with a cup of Listerine

>>35020584
Covered in my DNA? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I am a virgin.
Get the hell out, roastie.

>>35020584
>woman needing DNA to frame a man for rape
All she needs to do is make the accusation. A woman's word is now enough to convict a man of attempted rape.

>>35020584
teleports behind her
heh nothing personnel rostie

>>35021337
>Be charged with rape
>Your dna is on/in her
>Thinking you'll win in the year 2017

Yeah buddy, good luck, you're gonna need it.

If there are no signs of force or drugs in her system, "covered in your DNA" isn't going to count for much.

>>35022367
What are the other 12? Please tell me my state isn't one of them

>>35020584

Is that Melissa Benoist?

>>35020584
100% sure I have nothing you want. Secondly you raped me, I'm diagnosed with I'm a faggot lol.