>parents are gone > think sister is too > decide to

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>>35018581
Ask for forgivness and beg her not to tell her friends

>>35018581
Apologize for yelling at her and ask her to knock in the future.

>>35018581
just say "it was just a prank sis, GOTCHA" and laugh in her face

>>35018581

>"don't walk in without knocking, you silly sod"

Or an Americanised equivalent. I looked up that pornstar and she's not a literal horse or a murder victim, so it's not that bad.

Act like nothing ever happened
Its what i do when i'm walked in on

you have to assume that anyone barging in on closed door boys is just hoping for a wank glimpse

there's no way in this new social media epoch that masturbation isn't the first or second thought on the minds of all at every moment

It won't be a big deal if you don't make it a big deal.

Also this
>>35018697

The problem isn't that his sister almost saw him watching porn. The problem is that puritan American laws would have his ass on the sex offender list in a New York second for exposing himself to a minor if she ever told anyone what happened.

>>35018782
But he hid his penis

>>35018581
Have intimate sex with your sister.

>>35018987
This tbqhwy family
This is your chance

>>35018923
She could see a half inch of cock and he's on the pedo list.
You don't understand but in America everything is either rape, racism or pedophila.
Fact.

>>35018581
Smash all her electronic devices after you take a picture of her showering and then blackmail. Get some dirt on that roastie

>>35019026
>Smash all her electronic devices after you take a picture of her showering and then blackmail. Get some dirt on that roastie
I fully support this idea

also beat the hell out of her to show you mean business

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>>35018999
trips speak the truth suvwbnehxtsuxnwgshxyx

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>>35018581
It's in your best interest to kill yourself as of now

I don't have any siblings, but I imagine this isn't exactly the craziest thing to have happened to a family.

OP here, I saved myself miraculously. I told both my sister and mom that I was inspecting myself because I saw a lump on my testicle, a sign of cancer. The thing is this is actually kind of true but I may be exaggerating, and they believed it. I am so fucking relieved

>>35019684
inb4 you really have cancer

>>35019684
Out like a fucking autist.

You should have told your sister to knock next time and thatthe next time she does that, you will dismember her body. Now Pat her on the head and tell her, godspeed.

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>>35018581
>not asking her to finish you off

yell out all your family members names before you jerk off, if you dont hear any reply then start whackin it my guy.

>>35019766
Actually my mom talked to her about privacy and all that shit just now, my work is done for me

>>35019787
what if they're in the bathroom?

>>35019809
is your bathroom a silence chamber or something? what difference does it fuckin make?

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>>35019684

They don't believe you, unless they're idiots.

Everybody masturbates, you aren't a woman from 1890.

You are retarded, why did involve your mum?

>>35019846
Yes actually, its an extra small room inside a shared two sink bathroom, lots of layers

>>35018581
You scared her OP, apolagise to her

>>35019868
Because she knows I was right about a lot of medical things that everyone else called crazy. For years I believed I had worms and no one listened to me, then it appears that I see some nasty eggs in my shit. My mom is not the type to get grossed out a about stuff like this, and it is true that I have a weird lump i think on my nut

>>35019868
Also, my sister didn't see any porn on screen, she didn't actually see the lotion because it's in a very small container that's among a bunch of other shit all over my desk. There's no reason for them not to think I'm just being paranoid about another medical condition again

>>35019927

I still don't understand why you involved your mum. Just tell your sister to knock. She's fifteen, not eight.

>>35019766
Is me, but what porn were you going to watch, did you but, and are you going to threaten her, it will drive the point home?

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>>35019969
My mom already told me sister about the privacy shit and the fact that I told my mom makes it look more sincere as I asked her about seeing a doctor. It's all a part of my ruse that will cut her short of a hundred bucks

>>35018581
approach her, lean towards the wall, look at her sexy and say
"did you like what you saw?"

>>35020103
but she didn't see anything

>>35018581
>not fucking your sister

Jesus

>>35020023

Now you get to go show your cock to a complete stranger for 10 minutes as he squeezes your balls, as your mother in the next room freaks out and it turns into a joke for the next 20 fucking years.

You sir are brilliant.

>>35020023
Have you been hit in the balls really really hard before or a lot if so you probably have scar tissue on your nut but it could also be cancer we can only hope right?