>Senior year of Highschool >Decide to steal bag of Doritos

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>Senior year of Highschool
>Decide to steal bag of Doritos from class party everyone in class donated food to
>Walk in front of everyone and take entire bag of Doritos
>Person sees and is visibly disgusted
>Everyone in room starts to hate me
>Have his face flicker in my mind for years afterwards
>Can't forget it now
>Have to open my hand and close it really fast when I think about what I did

I stole a bag of Doritos to spice up my day, and now I'm paying for it.

I'm glad it was just a bag Doritos. I now know what kind of person I am. It wasn't even a good flavor.