>tfw doctors have never asked if im sexually active

>>35016504
of course they do they're doctors

>>35016504
When i went to the doctor. I just lost all my selfworth.
>"Are you sexually active?"
>"No"
>"Girlfreind?"
>"Nah"
>"Smoke or Drink?"
>"Sometimes beer..."
>Do you have any freinds?
>Ouch.jpg
>"Take off your shirt please"
>I do
>"Wow does your spine hurt"
>"No why?"
>"Its really bent, do you exercise?"
>"Sometimes"
>Doesnt buy it

Just reminder of my failures

>>35016936
>>"Girlfreind?"
>>Do you have any freinds?
Wonder why he thought he needs to know this. My doctor only asks me if I smoke/drink/do other drugs. Maybe he just assumes I'm a friendless, gfless virgin

>>35017006
He probably does, just like mine probably does.

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>Female doctor asks if I took it up the arse lately
>Have never discussed sex or sexuality prior to this point
Go to Hell, you stuck up bitch