>Before we can hire you, we need to make sure that you're

This isn't normal company practice. I'm going to sue you for sexual harassment.

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>>35009463
Sue for sexual harassment and live off NEETBUX

>>35009491
>>35009757
>not fucking her
>not crying rape
>not then resuming to live your life as a NEET while she rots in jail
Amateurs.

>>35009785
>fuck her
>cry rape
>no he raped me!
>her word against yours
>you go to jail

In what fantasy world does your scenario occur????

>>35009835
She's in the position of power. Your only job is getting to the authorities first.

>>35009463
>tfw live in lithuania even if I got sexually harrased no one would take me seriously and even if I won the case I would get literally nothing

>>35010073
>She
It won't matter, she'll win

>>35010165
>dude she'll win no matter what
Go outside, nigger. This place has ostensibly gotten to your head.

How is she gonna know anyways? It's not like men have a hymen or anything else indicating virginity

>tape it
>sell it to porn companies
>it instantly becomes a bit
>goes down as a classic
>money funnels in for the rest of your life
>get that BMW you always wanted
>dress fancy with Giorgio Armani sunglasses
>realize that no woman actually wants to be with you
>cry yourself to sleep every night until you eventually crack and start making YouTube videos

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Cry because I am a virgin with a tiny cock.

>>35009463
>How do you react?
pull them down? the check can't be worse than last time and i need the job.

>>35009463
Obviously I pull my pants down
If my virginity is a problem I'm sure we can figure something out