You do realize that you aren't a robot if you don't

>thinking you're a robot when you don't squat with your feet on the seat when using the toilet

>believing you are a real life robot if you don't stick your dick in the toilet water to piss

>believing you're a robot when you're actually leaving your bedroom to use the toilet

>>35009111
You do realize that you aren't a robot if you don't exclusively shit in a bucket that you hide from your mom, then saving special shit specimens in mason jars right?

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>>35009140
>do this
>mom knows I do this
>mentions how dad used to do it too
>mfw
I didn't think we had anything in common.

how do I explain to my mom that I have to pee in bottles to fit in with my friends without her getting mad?

Tfw you have to order a custom toilet and the girl at the home supply store is a 12/10. Kill me slowly.

>thinking you're a robot when you can use standard toilets.

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>>35009111
>tfw when hover while standing to the side of bowl

>>35009230
>a custom toilet
Oh I see, too good for just shitting on the floor like a normal rational human being

>>35009215
Replace her breakfast bottle of chardonnay with your pee

>>35009111
When I take a shower I poop into my hand and just toss it into the toilet

>>35009199
right
>>35009213
>mom knows i do this
explain
>>35009306
>>35009264
poo in loo

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>>35009437
>explain
I walk barefoot around the house and nobody mops the floor so when I squat on the seat some debris gets left behind and I always forgot to clean it as a kid.
I don't squat much now, I do it at random when I feel like it.