Naked BBQ house party AMA thread continued. I promised I'd

>>35008695
why are all of the women attractive
where are all of the "real" women

>>35008695
Wow this picture did wonders for my self esteem. Man does the guy on the right even have a dick?

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>>35008774
It's not my photo, just one I found on the internet. There's variation in body types but no one that I would say is super unsightly. My city is on average one of the healthiest in the country, there's not a lot of very obese people here to begin with.

>>35008806
All genital types are welcome here! Personally I'm about the same size flaccid, 7"ish erect.

>white """"""""""""males""""""""""""""""""

no wonder they're such hateful jealous insecure autists

>>35008813
well lucky you. most people i see are tubs of fat. skinnyshaming is a real thing here.

>>35008695
>women are literally gravitating to the man with the man with the larger flaccid dick

I'm two inches soft and 6 inches hard, theres no way I'm going to one of those. I would be shamed and ostracized like every other social encounter.

>>35008695
guy who was talking about everyone shitting on each other here. i didn't indicate whether i'd be back or not but here i am. why would you admit that sometimes women dribble shit while getting publicly fucked and the standard protocol is to throw the towels in the wash and take a shower? why not deny it or better yet, ignore me?

>>35008875
Mr. pencil peen in the middle is nothing to write home about I'm sure you'd do just fine.

>>35008695
Are erections tolerated? Does it make it weird for everyone? I can't picture myself resisting, social pressure and all.

>>35008695
Let's talk about the dicklet!

>>35008913
How big would a penis have to be for you to write a letter to your parents about it?

>>35008916
>Are erections tolerated?

Tolerated? No, faggot, they're chopped off. This nigga serious?

>>35008913
he's 4 inches flaccid, thats pretty good

>>35008695
holy shit look at those micrococks

whitebois BTFO!

>>35008695

Looks fun, where do I get an invite?

>>35008997
they're not hard you faggot, I'm tiny flaccid but normal hard

>>35008863
Find better people. No shaming of any type is allowed here.

>>35008875
Nope, no ostracizing allowed here. Your size is average anyway.

>>35008898
This was an unproductive conversation, everyone is not shitting on each other even as much as you seem to wish it was true. Respectfully I'll be ignoring this.

>>35008916
Of course it's tolerated, it's not like you have a choice if you get one or not. If you really need to you can go jerk off in the shower or ask if anyone wants to get you off.

>>35008967
Lmao

>>35009034
Find a group in your area.

>>35009034
At the Alternate Reality Where You Have An Acceptibly-Sized Penis store.

>>35009037
yeah and everyone else is normal both soft and hard

there's literally no benefit to being a grower, all it means is you whitebois can't be confident walking around naked with a soft dick lmao

>>35009045
ok ok sorry i'm being a dick about it, i'm just fascinated that sometimes women dribble shit onto towels while being fucked, everyone sees it and it's no big deal. that's insane. i mean people must be dying to get back to their cars to laugh at the dumb cunt who shit herself in front of everyone and it got all over the host's towels.

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>>35009047

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ORIGINAL HAH

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>>35008967
>This nigga serious?
It is true, normies are getting in.

>>35008939
>>35008951
>>35008983
>>35008997
>>35008997
>>35009047
>>35009059

You all care way too much about the dimensions of your genitals. Being self-conscious about it will hold you back from getting laid far more than the actual size will. No one with any human decency is going to mock you for it.

>>35009075
>i'm just fascinated that sometimes women dribble shit onto towels while being fucked

Okay, I've had sex with about 30 women and have fucked my wife about 3-5 times a week for 7 years.......I have to say, what in the actual fuck are you talking about?

>>35009059
I never said there was any benefit, I'm just saying you should judge a penis when it's hard

>>35009134
thing is women don't really know how cocks work so if they see a small flaccid dick they're just going to think you have a small dick

what are you gonna do? say "wait no, just let me get a boner real quick!"? lmao

>>35009127
This is accurate, but I doubt some of the angrier robots would be willing to let go of their measurement obsession. It helps to feel their insecurities.

>>35009127
>women
>human decency

One of my normie friends was at a party and when some chick tried to give him a blow job she laughed and told the rest of the party goers that it was as long as her index finger.

>>35009129
ask OP, in the last thread i jokingly asked him about people squirting shit while having naked public sex and he said "it happens" and you just throw the towels in the wash and take a shower like it's no big deal. ask him to explain it, not me.

>>35009152
I know, that's I said i would never go to one of these things because >>35008875

>>35009162
well there we go, always an experience when I wonder into this board

I'm a woman and if I attended one of those parties, I would make a bee-line for the smallest penis in there and I would point and laugh at it and take pictures to post on social media.

>>35009235
You'd have to take pictures of their erect penises because flaccid dicks mean nothing, really.

>>35009152
Not all women are so un-educated, and you're always able to teach them otherwise. Even if you do have a small dick, so what?

>what are you gonna do? say "wait no, just let me get a boner real quick!"? lmao
Well that's one way lol.

>>35009159
Those people sound like assholes to me, they're the problem, not your friend with a short penis. We openly talk about our bodies but someone actually degrading another person for theirs would get kicked out very quickly, or at least be given an opportunity to change their attitude.

>>35009169
If people laugh at your own expense those aren't people you want to be around. We have good fun and a terribly sarcastic sense of humor, but we're never actually mean to each other.

>>35009129
Yeah idk what this guy is going on about. If he has a scat fetish he should just say so.

>>35009235
I'm presuming this is a joke. So far the host man has the shortest dick of all and pulling this sort of shit would get you kicked right out.

>>35009235
I barely know you and i am sure that i wont know you, but from deep and inside my heart i Really respect you for this.

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>>35008875
Is 4.5 inches flaccid big?

I know my erect size is pretty big at 7.25 inches.

pic unrelated

>>35010404
oh btw I'm a manlet.

>>35010404
>erect size

You're not fooling anyone, you idiot. That's a vagina.

>>35010404
>>35010436
That's a pretty decent size. 7" is above average.

I'm 5'11" but most of the guys are a good deal shorter than me.

>>35010482
The weirdest thing is regardless of how many times I'm told my size is above above I always seem to think it's pretty small.

Probably porn desu

>>35010540
Porn probably doesn't help.

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php

3.5" flaccid 5.1" erect is the average.

>>35009322
is this a sex thing? why bbq without clothes? its just complicating the matter

>>35010619
Not really. It's just fun. If you've never been naked hottubbing with friends you're missing out.

>>35010692
how is it fun, what makes it fun?

>>35010808
you get to see penises and show other guys your penis. it's magical.

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>>35010926
sounds pretty gay lol

>>35010600
That's only from a study of 80 men and it says 5.1-5.6

gimme the whole story of that new guy

>>35008813
>My city is on average one of the healthiest
where

>>35008695

People are really savages.
This whole "let's get naked in order to solidify social bonds" is some dionysian mystery cult crap.

>>35008997
las a grower, let me say fuck off lol

>>35008806
How can people be so stupid to not realize that some guys are growers?

That dick isn't a grower unless its freezing out. That'a a micro penis.

bumping out of interest iohlhvghc