>Sister's slutty friend was thrown out so she's

Get laid my dude

>>35008182
keep your mouth shut and not spill your spagnettits

Well you could try to bang her or you could just hole up in your room like you always do.
Also why would you ask us what to do? You really think a bunch of neets can help you here?

>>35008182
Pretend to be a normie

she's not going to fuck you, but she may get drunk with your sister and seduce her

so you can masturbate to the sounds of your sister getting eaten out

Fantasise about getting close to her and asking her out but ultimately do nothing until she ends up getting her own place and you add another painful regret to your treasure box of life miseries.

>>35008240
Can confirm, this yields expected results

>>35008240
That was kinda mean even for r9ks standards
this is the most likely outcome tho

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>>35008359
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS SIMULATION
ANSWER ME

Shes going to rope you in then fuck your dad.

>>35008240
Sounds about right. Do this, OP.

>>35008240
Sounds like the safest and most reliable option
Do this

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>>35008587
This is likely. Yeah.

>>35008182
when you are alone with her secretly tell her or whisper that you knows where to find you when she cant sleep. Maybe even wink too

>>35010737
that she knows i mean

>>35008182
become friends with her

one night she'll confide in you

and that'll be the perfect time to:

1. rub her feet
2. eat out her ass / lick her butthole
3. eat her out / lick her vagina
4. give her a back massage and thigh massage
5. give her a hand massage
6. pinch her cheeks
7. stroke her hair
8. the arm over the shoulder move
9. give her a piggy back ride
10. carry her in your arms
11. hand on her waist move
12. choke her
13. spank her bare butt
14. rub and nuzzle her tummy

etc

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>>35008182
>Oh fuck what do I do?

Fap into her panties

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>>35008182
Listen, get alcohol, treat them nicely. Hint her what you desire by being close and all nice and shit. How you manage is up to you. Have some fucking condoms. I wonder how you gonna pull it off unless your own sis ain't drunk. I recommend lots of mind drinks so they don't realize when they get high. Take hey with you on your room and start with kisses and all shit you know. Don't fuck it up with eagerness. If shit goes down, you just kissed her and shit. Be calm.

>>35008182
Play board games with her. Teach her MtG/warhammer/whatever nerd shit you're into.

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Don't do anything, just act regularly.

>>35008182
>Oh fuck what do I do?

cum in her drinks and food and watch as she consumes it

>>35008182
Steal her shoes and smell them!

>>35011387
That you ? 9/10!

>>35011445
Yep that's me anon would you mind if I used your face as a chair next time??

>>35011614
Only if you plan on using the "chair" to jump off with a rope tied to your neck.

Would only be glad to help.

>>35008182
Start by establishing your values and your control over the situation.

She may not like it at first, she may argue, but even so you should strive to bury her under the sheer force of your power.

If you haven't already done this with your family I'd suggest starting on her as practice since she'll be staying in your territory.

In short begin to assert dominance and value, and never let her question you without repercussions as a result.

Piss on objects and spots around the house in front of her to distinguish territory's

>>35011614
Omg ur so dark anon lol I love dark edgy humor

BeWaRe t3h penguiiiiin of D0000M!!!!11

>>35011901
>>35011680
i'm pretty sure she just thought you guys have a facesitting fetish

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>>35011727
>D.E.N.N.I.S personified

>>35011949
Fun fact about that episode, Glenn Howerton (Dennis Reynolds) married the female actress that plays the girl he uses the DENNIS system on after the episode aired. The girl was so enthralled by the system that she immediately spread her legs for Glenn.

Dennis Reynolds confirmed as Chad of all Chads

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Get wasted with your sister and friend!

Step 1: get alcohol and/or drugs
Step 2: suggest drinking games where getting shitfaced is the ultimate goal. Or just vibe to music and talk
Step 3: make sure your sister intakes more so she passes out first (if she doesn't pass out first skip step 4)
Step 4: when she passes out try and seduce her friend
Step 5: alternate option wait till both passes out and have your way with the friends lifeless body, take photos with your finger, penis or any other object in any of her holes. Then upload it to /r9k/ for us to fap too

>>35011445
>>35011614
can find the pic on google you dumb fucking cunt

>>35012979
True but thanks for the (y-y-you) too!

>>35008182

if she's enough of a slut, then just get her drunk when mommy and daddy are gone. If she's not completely repulsed by you, then she'll probably fuck you just for shits.

>>35008182
How hot is she on a scale of 1 to 10?

>>35008240
Nostradamus detected.