>tfw I fell for the gay meme
>be loser virgin
>absolutely no success with women
>fapping begins to turn to trannies and gay porn
>trap threads on /r9k/ make me think I could be gay
>"That's why I just don't click with women!"
>work up the courage to go to out the local gay bar
>go home with a nice looking guy around my age
>gives me a blowjob
>first blowjob ever feels amazing
>my turn to go down on him
>put his erect penis in my mouth
>immediately realize I'm not gay
>half heartedly try to get him off
>sick to my stomach, I don't want to do this anymore
>stop, apologize, "this was a mistake", leave
>come home and post this
Please take heed robots. If you think you might be gay consider the idea that you might just be sexually frustrated and are looking for any kind of outlet. Maybe take a break from porn if you find yourself getting into gay shit and definitely stay away from the trap threads on this board.
>>35003783
But then how do you know if you're actually gay or not? Are you sure it wasn't just first time nerves getting to you?
Bravo /lgbt/ successfully turn you gay >>35003783
>>35004084
>But then how do you know if you're actually gay or not?
Try harder to see work out for you I guess.
>Are you sure it wasn't just first time nerves getting to you?
Anon, I'm absolutely disgusted with myself. I;ve been brushing my teeth and nearly drinking mouthwash non stop and I still can't get the taste of dick out of my mouth. I never want to see a man's penis again.
>>35003783
You know how I know you are gay?
because if you wanted sex that much you could have went to prostitutes, escorts. I've been here since 6 years and I never go in trap/gay threads, my mind just doesn't make me curious about it
>>35004123
Yeah, I got got... They should stay on their own board. We've got too many impressionable, frustrated guys here for them to be posting their trap threads here.
I have a bf who I'll be meeting up with soonish
I think I have legit gay feels cause of the first guy I liked in high school
What kind of gay stuff would you look at OP?
Tbh gay bars seem disgusting anyway
>>35003783
I recently started sucking my own dick and I've been liking it. Would you say sucking someone else's dick is different?
Trannies are on the same social level as jews and gypsies, OP. If that isn't a big enough warning for you, I don't know what is.
>>35004408
I'm straight and I like going to the gay dance club. Everyone is super nice and I don't feel like a loser there.
>>35003783
Your first mistake was letting him suck you off first. That dick in your mouth would've felt better if you hadn't already ejaculated.
>>35004465
>Everyone is super nice and I don't feel like a loser there.
This is how society would function without women. Not even gay but I just felt like pointing that out. Fucking vagina devils.
>>35004486
Na man gay clubs are so fun for women. You think hetero men know how to appreciate Madonna vs Cher night?
NO.
>>35004502
Straight women go to gay clubs with their gay friends Anon. Apparently it was a primo spot for picking up chicks a few years ago when it was still cool to hate gay people.
>>35004516
Meant to reply to >>35004486 But I'm sure you'll both figure it out.
>>35004148
this tbqh. i don't see why OP didn't go for a prostitute first instead of going meme gay, like wtf? this sounds like bait
>>35003783
>your turn
don't do this, either you're the pitcher or the catcher. keep gay sex wholesome and somewhat misogynistic.
>>35004451
>Trannies are on the same social level as jews and gypsies, OP. If that isn't a big enough warning for you, I don't know what is.
what did you even mean by this post
>>35004502
>>35004516
Huh, hadn't been to a gay bar so I didn't know. Still, not like guys are competing for girls there, right?
>>35004568
Much less competition, but you now have a "he's at a gay bar trying to pick up women" vibe on you. Best I've done is made out with a girl after dancing with her and got her number.
>>35004542
I meant they are all pariahs for a reason: they are deceptive, degenerate scum
>>35003783
I was lucky. I was fapping to gay porn, gay erp and the like for years before sucking my first cock. So long as the guy is at least a 5/10 it's fine, although I am happy to sacrifice size for a shaven crotch and a cut cock