Why don't you have a gf /r9k/? There's 3.5 billion

There's 3.5 billion guys and they mostly have more to offer than me.

>>34999677
there are about 3.6 billion men who look better than me give or take .1 billion.

>>34999677
time 4 dubs

It could be 99% Not interested

>>34999677
They spill blood once a month and are all annoying as fuck and always delighted myself on turning down every single one of them that showed me interest.
Fuck roaches.

>>34999711
>>34999774
Well put, brethren.

A girl has never shown interest in me, so I have no reason to assume they'd date me and every reason to assume they wouldn't.

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>>34999677
Do you know where you are anon? Anyone with a girlfriend was supposed have been banished already or honored the code and left for all eternity as part of the oath.

>>35000537
>my mana was stolen by a succubus at 22
Feels really bad man

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>>35000724
Sorry to hear that you've lost your apprenticeship, I'm sure you're aware that I will have to report this to the council of high sorcerers and make ensure that you have been properly excommunicated.

>>35000985
Of course, I read the Dummies' Guide to Wizardry.

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>>35001097
very well, are you still lingering here in an attempt to appeal as a cyborg or are you simply part of the normie hoards plundering the board now?