So for shits and giggles I went on the casual encounters section

>>34999604
fuck of course, also, post the url or get the fuck out.

>>34999656
She deleted the post

She's just trying to give you cancer before she dies.

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I mean look at her. Fucking hideous but she really wants me to fuck her as I might be her last time. She sent nudes too.

>be in uni
>post on casual encounters looking for grills
>a dude responds inviting me to a bar hop with his friends and look for women
>meet him and his friends, they all seem normal
>we go to bars, he pays for all my drinks and food
>his buddies leave so it's just him and me
>he starts to act increasingly strange putting his hand on my shoulders and such
>says its time to go to his place for "initiation", says there's a girl there
>he says to take off my belt
>he takes off his pants, lies down in his bed and jerks off
>he goes to sleep
>I run away
Why did I even fall for this shit, I guess I was that desperate to meet girls. At least I took 20 dollars from him on the way out.

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>>34999837
post the nudes, she wont ever know

>>34999604
I did it with a 50yo super fat, fucking regretted it so badly. She stunk down there, almost made me vom

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>>34999943
I'm already a virgin and only have a 5 1/2 inch dick. I really don't know how I'm even going to do this if I decide to go through with it

>>34999604
if you're that desperate to just having sex why not just hire an escort?

>>34999604
wait for the cancer to progress

she wont be so fat then

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>>35000013
Will probably do this at some point but this is free sex we're talking about. Granted with a very unattractive individual but free is free.

>>34999880
If there's one thing craigslist has taught me, it's that I really wish I was gay. So easy to find dudes wanting to fuck other dudes and even if you post in the w4m section you'll get a few dudes asking to suck your dick.

Well I'm gonna do it fellas. Tomorrow, assuming I can fit my dick underneath all that fat, I lose it.

>>35000467
She looks pretty damn good for 60 years old.

>>34999837
Anon that's so romantic. Your first will be her last. You are like Harold and Maude. Power through, soldier

>>35000007
>>35000037
do not want yuck its not worth it lad

>>35000007
>>35000037
fuck it just go for it if you're that desperate for sex. Once you're there and you're dick is thinking all you'll think is "pussy".

just hit it from behind and you're golden

>>35001192

This, so much this.

Also some of this >>35000950

It will make for a better v-card discard story than most, trust me.

Just a few tips:

It's closer to the asshole than you think

It's OK if the first time you come in seconds, or take forever. Cuddle for a bit and go for another round, I promise it's better

Start off slow, but know neither of you will likely cum unless you pound at that like an animal at some point

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Shes sexy, I fucked a woman who has her body shape and close to her age. do it faggot

>>34999604
Get her to leave you some shit in her will.

>>34999604
Don't. Your dignity is worth more than your virginity.

>>35000037
She's not that bad. I'd fuck her. Btw how did you manage to get a response? Nobody ever responds to me.

>>35000037

She's old and fat indeed, but she's ok so go for it, it's going to feel good.

>>34999880
He brought you to a bar to find a chick and then said he had one at home

You're stupid if this is real

>she will be your first
>you will be her last
It's like poetry, you gotta do it.

>>35003754
>>35005169
Yeah she seems alright and I'm probably at the stage where I'd take it too. At worst at least you know that a woman finally wanted you and that has to be worth something.