Post ITT and ill give you a prediction for your future Predictions

>>34995543
will i originaIIy get a gf

I'll bite anon, would you please give me a prediction?

Will I get some dubs anon?

>>34995543
Same as the other anon, will I get the gf of my dreams?

tell me something about my future

cranberries are red I think

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>>34995593
if your mom is alive, she might be about to die
youll have gf WHO WRITES IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME LIKE THIS LMAO LMAO

eat pudding

>>34995605
sure anon thats my job
you will die in a car accident
the car will be grey or red in color
you will fall in love with a girl whose hair is very straight and has a wide smile
also doesnt wear sleeves that much

thats it is not perfect dont complain you fucking fuck i hate you

>>34995683
eventually

>>34995691
no
roflmao at people thinking they can get the gf/bf of their dreams
that doesnt happen normally

but youll love your shortie

>>34995543
Here's a (You), now please give me a prediction.

please don't mute me again

>>34995543
You make abs in the kitchen senpai.
It's all about eating chicken breasts and oatz until u can't handle it no more.

Gimme a 'diction.

>>34995543
hey op, tell me whats coming up for me

>>34995750

>>34995593 here, can you describe the gf?

>>34995543
I would like a prediction as well, please

I've gotta be dead soon, right?

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>>34995789
you will meet a fortune teller
she will trick you with a false fortune

you will also travel to spain

>>34995944
what
just eating chicken?
but all i do is eat chicken nuggets
i guess is not the same

oh well

YOU WILL
MEET THE LOVE
OF YOUR LIFE
ON A ENTERTAINMENT PARK
AND YOU
WILL NOT DARE
TALK TO HER
but now you will because i fucked that fate
lmao
her forehead is big

>>34995976
a storm
but a bland storm
like a not even trying one
just chill and it will go away?

>>34996270
when you are old you will be like an old wizard in a tower surrounded by what you like and if you have children theyll feel you are disconected from them but you wont think something went wrong because you wont even notice it

>>34995979
nope nop no

>>34996301
nah you got like 3-5 years

Do I have to be specific? What will happen if I sell all my stuff and move to a different state?

prediction pls

bananas are whacky

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oh cool its one of these threads!!
am i going to get one of the jobs i applied for? is my summer vacation going to go badly

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Will things get less boring?

>>34995543
Are you the fate-anon?

Don't bother reading me I can see the future myself.

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>>34996503
youll start a new
thats like a real life fate reroll i guess
its really difficult to know because its almost a zero, i need to know about what you plan to do and your personality or whatever and even then its not worth it

still doing it might be absolutely worth it if you feel trapped by your current life and you dont have anything your heart is in i guess sos ososososos

>>34996698
i hate bananas
unless they have pijamas
deep jojoke
anyways

you will have sex with a bimbo one time at least
ergo if you have a daughter she will be dumb
wait that logic was weird

anyways star away from por che s

>>34997083
anooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON are you the owner of that cat?

no you wont!
no they wont!
happy average life! its really happy!

>>34997121
its not just that things are boring per se (perse hehe) but that your way of seeing life and the world made you disentizasizaitized of the beauty and joy of it from time to time

also yes its boring as shit
they will have some ups and you will get used to them so

no?

nice pic btw
also you will fall in love in less than 4 years

>>34997174
i am the only and almighty fateanon of fate, kneel before me or suffer fately consequences

thats cool, read my future

will i get a gf soon
i want off this ride please

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>>34997294
no i am not the owner nor proprietor of jynxcat
average quiet life is okay. thank you friend.

>>34995543
Hmmm. Alright. Entertain me, OP.

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Fate-anon is back! Yippee!
Tell me, I want to start up "that" kind of business; is it a good idea?

I'll bite then, what do you see ahead for me?

Should I message that underage canadian girl again?

>>34997294
>thats cool, read my future

You seem to enjoy romance, so.

You'll fall in love a few times before you find someone, and they'll be unfaithful, and you'll love them anyway. You'll be an unusual couple. If you have kids they'll be unusual too.

... don't make a habit of eating sweet things.

Trust your instincts when crossing at a ford. That applies for anyone though.

Anonymous predictions are really hard! Especially without direction. Very little to go off of compared to reading in person. I don't know how you do it.

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how will things turn out for me and my egf anon?

>>34997659
put it this way: don't spend any money on it

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Give me some news anon, hope it's good...

My ex girlfriend texted me yesterday telling me how much she missed me even though she has boyfriend now. She also told me she was hanging out with her previous ex our whole relationship. Should I kill myself?

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>>34997334
no
no
the ride is eternal
learn to love it and you will find a gf

"its impossible!" you say, and you add "fucking bitch fuck"

and i reply thee

"yeah lmao"

>>34997354
you are wel com

>>34997396
ok letme seee
doctor doctor soy alergico al vino
y a que vino?
pues a una consulta!
BADUMTSRFLSHKGHGLTJTJGKBLK

>>34997414
i love you anooooon

but what the fuck is that kind of business? do you think im a witch or something? a fucking soothsayer? is it a whorehouse? a ponzi scheme?

anyways it probably is

>>34997459
your computer screen
or your cellphone screen

>>34997500
yeah you should, nothing will happen besides long timed dissapointment at most and horniness and weird marriage at best

>>34997649
THAT WONT HAPPEN
i dont love unfaithful people

the rest does sound likely so aaaaaaaa alright
i just half feel half make shit up half do a deduction
spinoza said
spinoza said intuition is the best

>>34997659
ah
i feel bad for you

jk its all alright
...
anyways just relax and think every experience makes you stronger

>>34997724
that 5head tho..
oregano spice

Prediction about the future and what I should do do with my life and the types of people i should be with pls and thank u OP

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>>34995543
What happens with her man

I don't even know if I like her anymore but I must know

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What does Mr. FutureMan see for me?

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>>34997777
hello your posting and images are very "cool" i hope you have great things in your future, maybe a hamburger meal that tastes good
good quad numbers

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will I kill myself soon?
what will push me over the edge?

what does my future look like

>>34997777
>THAT WONT HAPPEN
>i dont love unfaithful people

I already know you're going to fight. Strong personalities cause conflict. Mistakes will be made.

However! The POWER of LOVE prevails!


kek

I wonder, if you know your fate, is it actually possible to change it?

>>34998013
Strictly speaking no, free will is an illusion and nobody is ultimately responsible for anything.

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>>34997800
you will marry because bomboms
thats not a word right?
you should live your life without anxiety if you can
avoid sketchy people
your wife will be sketchy, dont avoid her
or
ok anyways
im joking about your waifu cause i dont see shit on you besides some kind of veiled fear that i cannot understand

>>34997805
WHOS DAT
she fucks a lot of guys
she has mommy issues
i guessed that last one cause i have a friend like her

i cant secondhand fatell

>>34997830
MORE LIKE WO HAHAHAHA GET IT
ok
i see that if you go to the jungle you will become happy and fullfilled and also have sex? which is weird unless you like animals
ah wait there are wild humans too

also dont play games that much
also

on a scale of 4 to 6, 7.

>>34997885
hug me anon
may the light of fate shine upon thee
today i ate a sandwich
it was ok

>>34997909
no
nothing, you will get over all of it and become empty, then you will slowly see the light and maybe then you will die cause thats hilarious

a dirty messy black haired girl

>>34995543
Will I live out my Suda51-esque dream future?

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>>34998405
Fuck I don't like jungles though. Insects 'n' shit.

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>>34998405
You're alright, anon.

Name's Shayla. She definitely has parental issues, but she lives alone now. She probably fucks a fair amount of guys. She's good to hang out with though, had my arm around her while we were watching John Wick 2.

Can you tell me what happens with me

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>>34997935
like a matured person who lives with a woman and they slowly love each other even when the initial passion was very faint and they have no kids and just care about each other and comment on their jobs and then he dies before having his big realization which is also poetic i guesss? i dk i think absurdism said shit just happens and there is no meaning so thats what makes us so anxious but i wonder then where is the search for meaning coming from as maybe thats something god related speaking of which i discussed something similar not too long ago regarding art

>>34997948
ooooh i am THE STRONK
i never make mistakes tho
well
...
yeah i do

i believe in love but i never been in love so so so

>>34998013
if you know your fate your fate gets changed at the exact moment you decide to change it

sort of like
fate y, plus person knows, fate was actually x all along, and if person knows x its y2 and so on
so yeah im fucking things up cause im a urfhsulh

have a hot pic to compensate

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Will I want to kill myself if I become a normie waking up at 6am, working 9-5, and coming home to a girl. Then doing it all over again. Im on the brink of this lifestyle, but the free spirited hippie side is still there. Is this edgy phase going to pass?

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Tell me my future please anon.

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What's in my future OP? Looking for a bit of guidence

are you gonna start making these threads more i missed seeing them

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>>34995543
I'm desperate enough to believe this shit, so help me guy

>>34998767
Someone you love is going to die in the coming year. Fuck you. It's karma coming back at you for being a shitty person.

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>>34998485
>Suda51
idk whats that so i had to google it
you will achieve it to a 8/10 at most
if you try very hard

if not you will be content anyways with some moderate success

A S I A N W I F E ?

>>34998493
moths are really cute imo

>>34998575
see? you cant trick my experimented wrinkled unexpressive eyes of dull nothingness

she wont love you btw sorry
she might not love anyone thats normal tho
you might not actually love anyone neither

also you will find a girl and you will love her very much lmao and you two will be fucking annoying
i still like you anon

the rest idk

>>34998619
damn fateanon ur a best
thanks fate anon lets do handholding

>>34998717
well what you say its pretty common since the normie life is terrifying
and i say that while thinking im a normie of sorts
so
is not edgy, its just freedom
you might get used to it but it also might kill your soul
just try to endure for a while more and if you cant let it go by doing some project or whatever, youll know at the time

im not fateing AT ALL sorry

>>34998760
you will meet a shy girl with an ample bossom who lives in the south
maybe like
idk, maybe a latina?
she will love you a lot and always will believe you are cheating on her
be dickish but nice

>>34998958
fuck you, I'm a straight girl. I don't want a busty latina!

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>>34998767
i see a desert
a grey desert
is desert the edible thing or the sandy thing?
cause i see the sandy thing
also i see calmness and silence for a long while
i guess that means dat depression will hit you
BUT
no really i dont see anything
maybe im failing?
im really sorry please dont hit me

>>34998800
dont think so, mr 00
im having a lots of troubles in life like not getting a job and friends dying and etc etc so ill make a thread a month or every two months at best i guess? it depends on my stress lvls

>>34998816
THIS IS A HOME FOR DESPERATE PEOPLE WHO REQUIRE DESPERATE MEASURSDDUWFKBL WKLJBFRLKW
allow me to explain to you
LOVE
-young motherly girl. still young. will love you a lot. might have some secret you wont be able to bear. meet her in (church?)
-crazy girl, she is crazy as shit, please ignore this one, youd love her but its not worth it
-bitch, she is a bitch. will take care of you if you have a motorbyke only even if you dont know how to ride it.

All 3 of them are shit.

Oh well i tried anon.

>>34998958
As in I'll be like the cool noir heroes in his games? Or I'll be a good but underapreciated game developer?

>>34995543
when will I awaken to my stand? what will it be?

>>34999038
>THIS IS A HOME FOR DESPERATE PEOPLE WHO REQUIRE DESPERATE MEASURSDDUWFKBL WKLJBFRLKW
>allow me to explain to you
>LOVE
>-young motherly girl. still young. will love you a lot. might have some secret you wont be able to bear. meet her in (church?)
>-crazy girl, she is crazy as shit, please ignore this one, youd love her but its not worth it
>-bitch, she is a bitch. will take care of you if you have a motorbyke only even if you dont know how to ride it.
>All 3 of them are shit
Thanks doc. Anyway I'll be able to tell when it happens, like signs or something

Poppermost.

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>>34998988
you can always do fate reroll

>>34999050
2cond one thought first one is cool af

>>34999079
TOMORROW

Only As Good As My God.
It reverses things. You can reverse a person and explode it from the inside, or gravity and send everyone flying, or vectors and repel attacks, etc.

Very op but low range and doesnt do much besides that.

>>34999241
Pappermast

i dont like this game

df

>>34999038
oh no that is a sad thing
i wish you the best of luck in your future endeavours friendo

>>34999362
Not him but that is actually a baller-ass stand

>>34999362
Ah what a shame, I have no interest in creating games. Thanks anyways

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>>34999426
thank you
you get
Phenomenom
You can create anything on a 20 meter radius but if you lose concentration on it it gets expelled to the end of the universe at full speed because there is no molecular space for it

>>34999402
THEN DONT PLAY IT YOU COWARD
ily too

oh no, my friend is about to have a break up, so sad.

>>34995543
You can't predict my future

>>34999625
im Only as Good as My God's user, what kind of odd journey awaits me?

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>>34995543
Does my future hold anything good at all, Anon?

how do I get my seiyuufu to marry me when my life is shit?
will things improve anytime soon?

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Give me that fresh fate fateanon. Academics, career, and love especially, if you see anything and if it's not too much to ask.

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>>34999667
I believe in you and your written words and so i shall not predict your future because i will be unable to.

>>34999678
Well you look like an enemy not a protagonist so you will have like 6 chapters before getting beaten up and probably you survive.

>>35000259
YES ANON
is that you
YES ANON
you will have food and drinks and love and laughs and fun things that you might not appreciate because the eternal hunger will lay its fingers on your soul and you wont be able to see the light or something

also im not seeing love yet
im seeing money tho?

>>35000345
you first have to meet her and make it look casual
and look ok at least or be rich

thats it

you know actually, no lie, they will
things will improve this year even, its a good year with a bad start i guess

>>35000559
I ALSDOD THINK I KNOW YOU
im sleepy already
i dont think i can do more fates for a while, sorry
so ill do a reading fate
thats my cheap cop out
please dont hate me
ok here it goes:

one after another, the hostile women waited and faced you, ignored you, said to you that they did not like single guys. But single girls are also a thing for you, and in there there might be a heart tohold. You didnt know it, of course, but your appearance was suspicious to anyone, not because of what you have, but because of what its clearly missing.

Will I do well enough to graduate this semester?

>>35000784
what why? I'm a closet moralfag, why can't I go on a peculiar escapade?

>>34999625
Dude that's kinda dope. I'm a Green Lantern then.

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How about me?
What do your seer eyes see for my future and my fate?

Will I gain enough weight to dismiss my lanklet ways

>>34995543
How do things look for me and my oneitis?

>>34995543
Do me and I'll tell you if you're right since I know what's happenig

GANBARE FATE ANON DO YOUR BEST AND MAKE SURE YOU LIVE TO THE FULLEST EVERY DAY

What does my originally original future hold, great fateanon?

>>34995543
Will I meet this dumb bird bitch who insecretelt hate but also I love mor than anything on earth at the same time and we are 7th degree soulmates and she broke my heart when we were 15 cause girls always break a guys heart first and girls can do something and forget about it 3 days later but a guy will think about it and remember it forever and girls are all physical and business and political and men are artistic and emotional and mental and I think about this stupid but beautiful and filthy but brilliant girl everyday for the last 8 years and if had a billion dollars I'd give 2/3rds of tin away just to be with her....... Will I see her soon..... I've had dreams and feelings and premonitions and thoughts of her but i just can't always see it,......


Also will I go to lunch and get chicken wings with my friend tomorrow?

>>34995543
Will true love find me in the end?

Bump for fates
This is not a prediction request.
I may post one later.

What's going to happen with M?

Thank you senpai

Are you a reader?

Gimmie one.

Can you see it OP?

I am ready to be wrecked by your prediction anon.

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>>34995543
Where am I going?

Are you still there, fateanon? I'm the anon you told to "beware of August" last year. I wanted to say that your prediction was fairly accurate, as there were some minor conflicts and misunderstandings in late July and I was terribly ill for a couple of days in early August.

Actually, I'd still have a few questions, but I'm not sure if it's okay to ask them.

Some random person predict my future then

>>34995543
When will I lost my virginity?

predictable bump of prediction

>>34995543
If you are who I think you are you gave me a prediction of a futue gf with traits perfect to me for some reason, now my question is how long do I have to wait before I meet her?

Thanks op.

>>35000784
What's in store for me in the next 5 years?

bloxx

>>34995543
Will this (You) suffice for a prediction?
Also, could you tell me if she still loves me deep inside even though she's back with her boyfriend, pretty please?

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I'm going to marry fateanon and have kids!

Predict me op

Will I get a good job and a pure gf?

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HELLO ANONS
I WAS SLEEPING

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
i thought this thread was dead

ok ill reply you all once i stop having rheum hahaha thats so dirty

also i wanna breakfast

brb

>>35005865
btw this post was a simple bump
it was not a prediction request

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>>35000858
only if you have less than 4 assignatures left to pass

>>35000883
WHAT WHAT NANI QUE VAYDT?
vaydt is not actually a what equivalent

>>35001574
how can i see into your soul
like broken nanana
feeling you down into your core
nanananananaaa

love: a slightly chubby girl will love you
you can just ignore her if you hate chubby
she is sort of insane

money: yes

death: you will most certainly die

lucky number: 32

>>35001620
idk im not a doctor
just eat a lot or something

ah wait you wanted a prediction
YES YOU WILL

>>35001636
like a blissful dawn
like the flight of two beautiful butterflies (that never touch)
like barren ashes that fall into the hands of a hungry, ravenous kid
the good one feels like an orange, and its conservative.

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>>35001810
do me? are you coming to me anon? oh! OH
ok no

i dont like reading other fate readers because every other fate reader is superior to me
you ruined my day, asshole

joking, you did not at all

>>35002792
never change anon, i like yosfohsdughslh
that said living to the fullest is very ambiguous like
well you know it but THANK YOU

>>35002897
you get lucky boosts from doing unlucky things
go under a stair
try to find a black cat
step over lines, etc

as for your future itself, the roll is now in complicated life and divorce along with a witchy black haired girl, maybe one or two kids, overall resignated content

krlhsgdl yeah

>>35002923
YES.

YES.

1. I dont think its all about girls or boys being like this or like that?
2. What a love story.
3. Since you predicted youll see her soon then you might not, sorry. But you will see her eventually or she might die in a short while. Thats happy!
4. Dying is not a happy thing, but its also not really a sad thing in some aspects.
5. It is kinda sad.

6. Chicken wings are good with bbq sauce i guess?

>>35003155
YES TOTALLY IM NOT JUST LYING YAH ABSOLUTELY and it will be a lioness princess

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>>35003459
thanks for your bump as it kept the thread alive
i appreciate your appreciation a lot
hug

>>35003499
i think it will be kept in the alphabet for a gooood while since is not h or any weird letter like k you know? so i think we are going to have m for a long while, maybe it will change shape or pronunciation on the name but thats it im not really sure just guessing

>>35003721
yeah i love reading, im reading the clerics daughter by orwell rn

ok read Story Of Love from nichole krauss, i liked that book and it has a robot of sorts

>>35003834
I CAN SEE THE LIGHT
in the next 2 years your life will have some really vigorous events that will fill you with light
ah also someone might die? maybe im just proyecting idk
LOVE: either you got that solved already or you will in that short time so who cares
MONEY: do you have some? im poor
LUCKY NUMBAH: 88

>>35004347
you will meet this cute girl whom you will love and you will have sex with her while holding hands and she leglocks you and stares at your eyes while hugging you and saying "i love you" and then you get her pregnant and live a happy life with your children until you die as an old man before her

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>>35004818
ahead
and you come from behind you

ya know unless you really fuck up or you really wanna be special most lives are sort of average, which i guess its a good thing

like everyone, you can not be average? if you so desire

but most likely you will just live and not marry but have a love and do that which we all humans do before DYING
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sorry i had to fate right
right
ok

when you meet the love of your life, her hair will be full of grey already
still a qt

>>35004835
oh oh oh hi anon yeah i remember you
im glad to hear that you were terrib
no wait

are you better now? just ASK but i might not be able to reply

>>35004873
she is called Anne or Anna or Ana or any variation of it
I MEAN THATS NOT MUCH BUT ITS REALLY DIFFICULT TO GET A NAME SO BE THANKFUL
also it might be a guy

>>35004876
im not an english expert but i think its LOSE
ok so lets go with that word
LOSE: 7 0 5 3
so its 7 plus zero minus 5 x 3
so its 2 x 3

in 6 years or less

>>35005930
well that prediction is probably fucked already but
eh, lets say
if she is not in your arms in 4 years just try with another one
perfection os sofrjghn jna jgnla potato chips

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>>35006197
a loving deception
lots of money that is not actual money
a sense of hurry and impending doom that might never ever come, which is the worst doom
cheese, spreadable

the rest is amorous and alright

?

?

!"

>>35006289
no for you to get a prediction you need to chant
OMN MAYONAISSE OMN MAYONAISSE OMANO OMANO OMANO HOM!
ok now we go

ahahahahhaha
ohohohohohohohoh
klflf
yeah she does indeed
she might resent that fact tho

>>35006567
alright! in missionary
lets call them david, all of them

also no i dont want kids? i guess?

>>35006783
YOU ARE UNPREDICTABLE
jk
you have a good chance if you become a bussinessman or do marketing or anything of the sorts, not matter how bad you think you are

beware of rape
what
yeah idk thats it

>>35006819
YES! to a 6
NO! or yes but to a 4

thats it sorry

>>34995543
OP please tell me something good

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>>34995543
Will I ever get to hug you and cuddle?

>>34995543
Will my existence after this life be unpleasant for me?

>>35007534
>are you better now? just ASK but i might not be able to reply
Yeah, I'm much better now.

Anyway, here are my questions:
1. Why am I cursed with computer problems? (Things are OK at the moment, but you said I would always have issues with computers.)
2. Will I find happiness or even success on Instagram? If yes, how?
3. Am I still going to die in my 50s or 60s or has that changed?
4. Will I ever again travel outside my country?

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Fateanon HERE
sorry im having lunch

brb when im done

>>35007676
Yeah, she's always feeling guilty for cucking him with me. Still, it's good for me ego that she still loves me. Will she be happy with him?
Also, i recited the chant. I don't have a microphone to prove it, but i did. So gibe de prediction.

>>35008415
I hope you enjoy(ed?) it.

Mayonnaise is good.

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>>35007761
alright, since ya asked fo it
satan wants your soul
you will meet a meek girl with a dark past, but she wont love you because she loves her brother
weird
you will then marry or end up with a normal tall girl
oh or...
anyways i dont see much more
beware of the night of autumn leaves

>>35007798
me? like meme my person myself me?
I DONT THINK SO, KIDDO
i dont like hugs? well not normally

still that was very lovey, love ya

>>35007985
there is no existence after this life anonon
unless you count repeating universes then
yes. no. yes. no. yes. no. repeat infinitely.

>>35008093
im glad anoronion

ok so let me see if i can aswejewabfkbANSW ER JFRESPONDER

1. OK COMPUTER. Curses are a very curious thing. Most of the times they are part of the psyche of an individual, to the degree that one can just cancel a curse by stopping believing in curses altogether. However thats a difficult thing to do and you need a strong mind for that. The actual reason for your curse might be on material conditions and fate (that is, the interjection of phenomena) and not in any kind of magic, but maybe your mind looked at it from a non causative point of view and thats why it will always feel like a curse.

Anyways it should stop eventually?

2. NO. NO.
Sorry i just dont like instagran dunno why
Cant aswer.

3. 60 but if you are lucky you get an extention to 25 that will feel like a garden of words and beauty

4. YES you will

>>35008421
She will be happy enough, but im kinda guessing there. OH OH OH OH. I believe ya anon. I predict you will be out of love for a couple of years and then you will like either a coworker or a girl on a shop or something like that, and she might not like you back but if she does bam, love. JANSKAJSKJKLJAD. SOrry no wait.

There is something wrong about you. But im not sure what.

Ignore my fate.

>>35008462
I did! Sort off. Sausages were frozen so i had to stab them first.

>>35009077
I prefer ketchup.
ketchup was at first from mushrooms

>>34995543
Am I going to kill myself or am I going to transition? or both?

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Hit me fateanon. Thanks in advance.

How will I die?
And at what age?

>>34995543
k nigga. Will I become successful at technology?

>>35009349
but I don't wanna exist forever anonaoea

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>>34995543
Will i ever find my beloved remfag?

>>35009349
Fuck i don't want to wait so much for love, but i guess i'll have to. She'll probably like me, i'm the best.
Hey, could you please tell me what my chances of getting laid are today?

What does my future hold, my man?

Be specific as possible please.