The girl i like asked me to hang out, but she didnt tell me her

>>34994456
Get yoked and then carry him like a baby

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>>34994456
>He's a big guy

I don't think you can walk into this one any harder.

>>34994456
that's kinda cute anon. but at the same time that is some of the most beta shit i've ever heard. do you not feel disgraceful of yourself?

>>34994456
you don't

fuck you bitch nigger

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>>34994456
>He's a big guy
for you

original comment

>>34994456
4u


Riginal post

Just give in. Don't you want your crush to put you in a diaper and feed you his cum from a baby bottle?

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>>34994456
Pick him up next time you see him. Assert dominance.

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>>34994456

Why didn't you tell her she didn't get to bring (boy)friends?

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Ask to watch them fuck
Offer to pay

>>34994456
forget the girl and steal her boyfriend

>>34994456
suck his dick so good it turns him gay.

>>34994456
let him fuck your ass to reassert your position

>>34994456
I got a boner from that, but aside just bail mate you ain't got no obligation and she's already datin boner man yeah?

>>34994456
>he picked me up and carried me pretending i was a baby.
Sounds hot could you describe it in more detail?

>>34994456
>he's a big guy
Do you feel in charge?

>>34994456
>at one point he picked me up and carried me pretending i was a baby

Did you suckle at his breasts too, you unredeemable beta? I bet that was their fetish, and they fucked the second you left.

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>all these fagposters in /r9k/
You all need to fuck off back to tumblr.

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>>34994456
>he's a big guy
ya dun goofed

You need to find him in the middle of the night asleep, handcuff him, and rape his ass in front of his girlfriend.

>>34997801
I. Use. Tumblr. 9gag. Reddit. Ifunny. Wherever. The. Fuck. I. Want. To. Browse. And. Its. Not. Your. Business. You. Will. Not. Silence. Me.

>>34994456
Steal him from her and become his fuck boy

>>34997899
Are you serious? I could possibly forgive tumblr or reddit as there can be some pretty cool niche stuff on there besides SJW's and faggots but 9gag and ifunny? That's irredeemable.

Sounds hot, OP. Tell us more. What did he look like?

>>34997991
Shit the fuck up bitch.......

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>>34994456
>picked me up and carried me
No qt to ask me to hang out and get manhandled by her alpha bf

>>34997991
No banana for scale you dun goofed op.

>>34997899
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>>34997991
I don't even know why you'd use 9gag or ifunny if you browse 4chins, reddit, and tumblr. All their content is recycled from one of those 3.

>>34998035
alright, im back. he's not super attractive, at least I don't think so. He's like 6'1 and is in college studying hypnotherapy

>>34999824
maybe he's hypnotizing you and you just don't know it

>>34994456
They both want your dick, OP.

It's weird, but it happens.

>>34994456
go to the gym you pussy.

>>34994456
How tall are you OP-chan?

>>35000354
I'm about 5'2

>>34994456
you don't come back form that.

freshmen year in college I was having dinner with my oneitis. she left to go get a drink and tyrone from the football team stopped her, and they talked for about 25 minutes while I ate alone. he always say high to me even though most people never notice me.

>>35000365
aww, aren't you precious OP :)

>>34994456
you are fucked you don't have a chance i am sorry you can't come back from this

>>34997801
the board was overrun long ago. theres no changing it now.

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>How do I come back from this?
My friend...

>>35000365
I have a thing for short guys