I'm really self conscious about my first time, which will

Just take a fucking bath you retard

>>34993917
Well youre beta if you care. You cant stop him from kicking you out, so just withold pay if he does kick you out. Or just use water and soap on around the poo hole

>>34993980
why do you keep using male pronouns?

>>34993917

Just shower before you go. Use a washcloth and thoroughly scrub everything down there. This is simple stuff man.

>>34993917

Are you incapable of showering BEFORE meeting her you dumb retard?

You should trim your pubes around the crotch area, though.

>>34993917

>not showering before seeing a whore

Are you some sort of spook or a beaner?

>>34993917
You're a scat fetishist so your story isn't true but if it was you'd hope she smelled it and she won't because you're a pussy so you'll clean yourself and also because your story isn't true.

>>34994240
I'm """""black""""" and I always shower first. It's ok anon, you probably meant to say indians

>>34994419
This 100%. Garbage thread. This board has gone WAY downhill in the last 8 months

>>34994423

knew it.

your comment was not original.

>>34993917
Wipe front to back you degenerate!

>>34994460
>last 8 months
/r9k/ died in late 2014. You're part of the problem.

>>34993917
>wiping back to front

the answer to your problems is simple

stop doin that

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>>34993917
>Am I a beta
>I'm really self conscious about my first time, which will be with an escort
Guess

>>34993917
1) just keep wiping and shower
2) sex is really over rated and not worth going to an escort.