ITT: we admit the Most autistic shit we do that we have gotten

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>>34993751
why not post a pic, anon? what could go wrong?

>>34993751
I draw them too and even sketched some ponyporn for /pone/, wanna see?

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>>34993751
When I get my underwear off (FOR BATH, NO SEX ! ) I pick it up with my feet, throw in in the air and pick up with my hand

like a ninja

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>>34993751

I like to hold in my own poop because it feels good

Just learned doing this can cause pockets

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>>34993769
Im not Even good at it but ive been told it takes quite some time to get good
Might get a ban but w/e

>>34993903
Sure

>>34993751
There are recurring thoughts involving myself being the rebel leader fighting against communist opression in a fictional country.

I have this scenario where my parents were enemies of the state hence they were executed and they kidnap me as an infant and a bunch of other people and we're raised to become soldiers and we get emotional supression pills so we don't feel bad about commiting atroceties

Eventually they mess up the pill supply and we become self aware enough to fight back.

There are more details to it than that, but I'm too tired to write it all down

Also, such fantasies are at their most intense when I listen to old military music, mostly German/Prussian stuff

I act like a complete tard around those I trust.

Ive only recently started to learn how to whistle and now i do it all the time Even in class for uncomfortable Long periods of time like i Take a deep Breth and whistle as Long as i can during classes
I also hold my poop in

I keep having a few reoccurring imaginary fantasies with myself
>Developing some truly perfect open world RPG of my own homebrew setting that everyone (even /v/) praises as perfect, the only complaint being that it's too difficult for some normies. The game becomes so popular and all the factions are so well fleshed out that people start having faction war threads, generally a fun time
>Going on a high speed suicidal car chase with a band of random anons. They'll be a webcam in the car livestreaming the whole thing as Initial D blares from the car and we shoot coppers from out the windows, eventually dying in a glorious last stand
>Being known as a prestigious military leader that fights for the white race, mowing down all others in my path while random followers begin to join me on my crusade to retake our homeland
>Having my mind be transferred into a massive super AI that leads humanity into a golden space age
I just want to be remembered for something great, a shame I'm not good at anything

If I can't decide on something, I use a random yes/no generator. I have a system to "make sure it's working" before I ask it a question.

>Losing my fucking mind kek

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>>34993751
I draw harry potter helpers

>>34994197
looks better than what I can draw, anon

>>34994222
I still have fantasies comparable to this
Like when I used to play as a kid
Epic fantasy adventure stories mostly
I'm 24

i jerk off to furries

I watch animu