"So which of us are you going to invite to prom, Anon?"

>>34987416
I'm not 17-18 anymore

I'll take the mystery bag pls anon.

>>34987416
Please don't remind me of my prom. It was a fucking disaster and made all my friends stop talking to me.

But I'd ask the girl on the right. she is the only one with sensible shoes.

>>34987501
>It was a fucking disaster and made all my friends stop talking to me.

Elaborate.

>>34987416
I'm going alone, none of you I am attracted to

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>>34987416
>look at faces
>couple of cuties
>look at clothing
>mfw

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>>34987416
I asked Chad so none of you can go with him

>>34987416
I have better things to do, but if anybody wants to hang out elsewhere, let me know

they're all british.

>>34987416
>went to middle shcool prom with two girls
>won't even go to hs prom because I would just end up alone in the corner for the whole time
When did it all go wrong. lads?

>>34987416
We don't have prom in my country.

>>34987593
Age of consent is 16 in bongland.

But we also have the worst women.

>>34987523
I got hit by a car pushing my drunken best friend out of the way. But then he came on to me. I was so shocked and angry at him that I punched him and accidentally knocked him unconscious. The next day he told everyone he'd come out to me and I'd physically assaulted him (which I suppose was kind of true).

The whole school thought I was homophobic bigot and haven't spoken to me since. That was 10 years ago.

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I don't even care desu. When it comes to pale white girls I'm only attracted if they have huge tits

>>34987737
ah, so you deserved it

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Why are British women so fucking ugly? Plus they're dressed so poorly. 1st from the left is the best dressed among them. The rest of them are pigs.
>floral patterns
>flat hair
>no sense of makeup design if they bother to wear it at all
>THOSE SHOES
Where are their mothers? What is wrong with bongland?

>>34987416
none, you all look fucking hideous jesus christ, fuck off and die bitches.

>>34987814
>tfw youll never have a tittymonster gf like this
stop reminding me m8

>>34987874
>Why are British women so fucking ugly?
The Vikings spent about 1000 years raiding us and taking all the pretty ones back to scandanavia, leaving us with the dregs, plus we're an island so inbreeding will happen. Also easy access to sugar means they're all usually fat.

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>>34987416
1, 9, 7 in that order

You have been muted for 666 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34987416
"I'll take the fat one"

Watch them all rage at you like there's no tommorow

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none because they're all cake faced whores
plus i already have a gf somehow

>>34987501
>Sensible shoes
>When they're clearly dressed up for some reason
No wonder your friends stopped talking to you

>>34987856
I suppose. But I didn't actually have anything against him being gay. If I hadn't been fuming from the drunken fuck nearly killing me 10 minutes before I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have cared and just turned him down gently. It was just an instinctive reaction when I was still all hyped up on adrenaline, fight or flight response.

Invite them into a harem and have really kinky sex

>>34987416
>i'm sorry girls but even cheerleader effect can not save your uggo faces i'd rather not go to prom at all

>>34987923
Huh, that's actually a good explanation, anon.

>>34987416
SMELL MY FART

>>34987416
I would take 4 from the left.

I didn't go, it was a all boys schools bringing in girls from a all girls school also I would have to deal with the assholes of year level (80% of people there) wasn't interested in girls then anyway.

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>>34987416
>second on from the right

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>>34987416
Chris Hansen told me that I didn't have to talk to you.

3rd from the right.
She's not turning to the side to show off her ass and tits and doesn't seem like a party slut

Number 4 from the left,she's a qt.

Is prom really that big of a thing? Is it an American thing only?

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>>34988032
I get it, when I was in college a friend of mine tried to kiss me and then touched my hand and replied "Come on, are you sure?" when I explained that while I didn't have any problem with him being gay, I'm straight (being a sperg skelly who dresses reasonably doesn't make me a faggot, it makes me less of a man, get it right.)
I broke his jaw because flight or fight, essentially(he was fucking holding my hand while gay agendaing on me/rage,) a bunch of people who didn't realize until then how uncomfortable humans make me stopped talking to me. It was kind of the beginning of the end, in hindsight, but
I don't really think I could ever have handled it differently.

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>>34987416
What kind of choices are these? They all look average.

I didn't even give a shit about prom when I was in high school.

>>34989399
Sad for you burger, 16 years is the legal age of consent In almost all the countries sometimes even younger.

>all of them look like they have FAS
>almost none of them know how to match clothing

just look at those giant red heels

blue dress girl is best by far tho

>>34989673
>powder blue
My choice as well anon, shes a godlet amongst trolls

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>>34987416
Crashing this cancer thread

Roll 'em boys

>>34990197
rollin'

please 7 or 9 orginalofj

Huh that's my old school they are at. I recognise a couple of those girls, small world

>>34987416
huh,i don't know any of you,so based on your looks and my personal preferences.
3rd,4th,7th,and 9th from the left,you stay,the rest are free to go.
okay now,im going to go out with each one of you so i can better decide who im going to prom with.Be ready to go out as soon as i call you.

>>34987416
Didn't go to my prom

6 is ok you fucking virgins

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>>34990197
Time to fucking kill myself roll

The blonde girl with the long face next to the jolly ginger giantess looks the cutest to me. I also kind of like the one second from the left for some reason, I just get nice vibes from her.

>>34990197
Bet it's gonna be 0.....kill me

>>34988032
>I-I suppose I was wrong

Fuck off, you saved his life and those people have the audacity to dislike you because of their feelings?

You should have very much reminded them of it and told him to be ashamed of himself for talking that way about you to them after you had saved him.

They're literally putting the fact that you don't like putting your penis in a man's shithole over the fact that you saved another human being's life. You should have told them that, because I'm convinced they aren't even self-aware of how stupid their thinking is.

And if they unironically have those priorities and are aware of them, then I hope our species just succumbs to it's cultural wounds already.

>>34987416
5, 8 and 9 aren't human.

wtf I went to that school

>>34987416
>losing xp to normies

>>34990197
JUST KEEP
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

>>34990197
better b 3 ho

>>34987416
Will they be going back to their caravans with Tadhg after the party?

>>34987416
from left to right
>no, no maybe, yes, no, no, no,no,no

>>34990197
0 is better than any of those skanks

>>34990197
rolling

raviolo originolio

>>34990197
Objective taste coming through
7(THICC)>9>1>4>3>2>5>6>8

>>34987923
you need more refugees , but some mixing with paki's made you nice looking kids .

>>34987737
I feel for you, anon. If you lived here in eastern Europe, you'd be commended for knocking that fucking faggot out. And the blokes would probably have joined you in kicking while the fruitcake's down.

Nothing wrong with what you did. Own it. Times are changing, the fags will hang again.